My eyes! I'm blind!

July 23, 2003 3:57 PM

Erotic pictures. Of clowns. NSFW, obviously. [more inside]
posted by eilatan (27 comments total)

Scarlet Letters is actually one of my favorite sites and generally their visual galleries are significantly less disturbing--and more erotic-- than this. Also be sure to check out their sister site, Scarleteen, which is full of great information for the questioning teenager.
posted by eilatan at 3:58 PM on July 23, 2003

i've just died and gone to hell.
posted by donkeyschlong at 4:09 PM on July 23, 2003

I will have nightmares about that. I frickin hate clowns. And there was a picture of someone with a piercing, and a clown... ugh. *shudder*
posted by leapfrog at 4:13 PM on July 23, 2003

Unlike Tubgirl, this is a link that I will not be clicking. Once bitten, twice shy.
posted by The Michael The at 4:17 PM on July 23, 2003

ouch! stop this clown porn now, you cock knockers!
posted by quonsar at 4:17 PM on July 23, 2003

I ain't clicking the link either (yet), but I did want to say, generally, the Scarleteen folks do pretty good stuff. Open, straightforward, sex-positive. I'd rather my kids land there on a "sex" search than... well, almost anywhere else.

Clown phobias seem pretty common, here and among friends. I wonder if there's a geek corrolary?
posted by pzarquon at 4:20 PM on July 23, 2003

Meet the Porn Clown Posse
posted by madamjujujive at 4:20 PM on July 23, 2003

I drink beer and dance on bar tops. I am a clown. Enjoy.
-Knockers the Clown
posted by pemulis at 4:23 PM on July 23, 2003

The Michael The, do not name the Site That Must Not Be Named.
posted by signal at 4:33 PM on July 23, 2003

You have a very strange definition of erotic.
posted by Grod at 4:49 PM on July 23, 2003

Actually, it's not bad. All the clowns are women, which is a little odd, but hey, I'm not complaining. One's even got big hooters. Yay. But she's got nipple piercings. Boo.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:02 PM on July 23, 2003

The nipple piercings were the only thing I liked about the pictures.
posted by eilatan at 5:26 PM on July 23, 2003

And meanwhile, Google decides that the leading textad to accompany this thread should be...a Washington Post profile Senator Joe Lieberman. Do they know something we don't?
posted by Sonny Jim at 5:37 PM on July 23, 2003

I get Hockey ads in the googlebar. Hockey? Clowns? Hmm.. Quite an algorithm they've got there.
posted by shoepal at 5:45 PM on July 23, 2003

the michael, it's all very tasteful, in my opinion. Nothing can be compared to tubgirl.
posted by ashbury at 5:52 PM on July 23, 2003

I get Hockey ads in the googlebar. Hockey? Clowns? Hmm.. Quite an algorithm they've got there.

Funny, I get an ad that reads "Who will face Bush?", which seems entirely appropriate to me.
posted by briank at 5:53 PM on July 23, 2003

I've met Ducky Doolittle- actually, I did her first web site. She's my favorite clown.
posted by dogwelder at 5:55 PM on July 23, 2003

Too Much Joy: I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns...

especially after they've been to that page.
posted by soyjoy at 6:57 PM on July 23, 2003

For the record: Too Much Joy - no relation.
posted by soyjoy at 6:58 PM on July 23, 2003

In case you wondered what Ronald McDonald does in his spare time...
posted by GaelFC at 7:59 PM on July 23, 2003

Hats... for Clowns.... La la la la la la la....
posted by qDot at 8:18 PM on July 23, 2003

Those aren't real clowns. Real clowns actually wear clothes, and don't pierce their nipples. I'm the son of a clown so I know of what I speak. Also, in my youth I dabbled with being a mime. It was a terrible time in my life and I survived rehabilitation with only an occasional urge to wear black in public and put myself in an invisible box. It does shed light on why there's still to this day people who meet me for the first time and just wanna punch me in the mouth.

Anyway, a naked clown is like a snowman without a carrot nose. Sure you can CALL it a clown, but it's not really a clown. Actually these alleged naked clown pictures remind me of lesbian porn I've seen, which is really just straight women who are paid a lot of money to pretend kiss in front of a camera. I mean some of my best friends women who don't speak to me anymore are gay and they don't look anything like that. They wear comfortable clothes they bought at a thrift store, boots from an army/navy store, and hats with personality. Oh and they don't kiss each other like they're pretending to have been starved for three days and someone gives them a ice cream cone. I mean they kiss each other like they sincerely love each other and it's sweet it's not yucky stupid. I mean real lesbians kissing is about as sexy as a pen of cute little puppies and kittens. OR a room of dressed clowns standing around doing nothing. Well, unless you're actually a lesbian of course.

What I mean to say is, this clown porn is perhaps soft porn but it's not of real clowns. It's like, false advertising. There should be a law...
posted by ZachsMind at 9:27 PM on July 23, 2003

I don't care. I still think the Clowns are going to beat the Virgin Couple and the Gay Marrieds on CBS' "The Amazing Race". It would only be right.
posted by wendell at 1:53 AM on July 24, 2003

Zachs Mind, i finally bow before thee.
posted by Frasermoo at 3:29 AM on July 24, 2003

Zachsmind - What! Don't tell me this is yet another hoax!

From that same Too Much Joy song: I hate clowns almost as much as I hate mimes.
posted by soyjoy at 7:03 AM on July 24, 2003

Frasermoo, I was wondering when you'd get around to bowing before me. And start callin' me "lordage" from now on too, while you're at it. And uh, prepare for my second coming and all that stuff.

Amazing Race is actually the hoax. It's rather obvious that in reality, all those competitors are clowns.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:16 AM on July 24, 2003

I don't care. I still think the Clowns are going to beat the Virgin Couple and the Gay Marrieds on CBS' "The Amazing Race". It would only be right.

Funny, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, too...

as long as the Engaged Pair of Assholes doesn't win, I'm fine...
posted by COBRA! at 7:37 AM on July 24, 2003