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August 1, 2003 4:02 PM

The Nazis are back and this time they're green! I can't seem to tell if it's real or not... which is kind of worrying.[Via memepool]
posted by knapah (19 comments total)

"Forced relocation of those on the wrong continents"

Umm... I'm white. Does this mean I have to start packing?
posted by dopamine at 4:06 PM on August 1, 2003

Actually I hadn't noticed that.

All white americans have to return to Europe.
All Europeans have to return to Asia.
All Humans have to return to Africa.

Seems a surefire recipe for overcrowding to me.
posted by knapah at 4:10 PM on August 1, 2003

Forced separation of mixed-race couples

dang. and they almost had me on as a member /sarcasm
posted by Stynxno at 4:15 PM on August 1, 2003

"The final aspect of our belief system is that any political group should involve a "party," in that there should be a healthful, joyful and sensual affirmation of life and its amazing and positive experience celebrated above any conceptions of negativity or bitterness." - Beliefs

Lying, sack-o-shit rat-bastards. This is one of the most foul, corrupt "ideologies" I've ever seen. There is nothing "joyful" or positive about this so-called "party."
posted by davidmsc at 4:34 PM on August 1, 2003

I'm surprised there haven't been any "they have the right to believe what they like...freedom of expression...etc etc" comments yet.

I'm sure it won't be long. Damn Nazis.
posted by knapah at 4:40 PM on August 1, 2003

Chuckle. When you're as whacked out as this lot are, you can get a web cam and charge people to come and look at you stick various objects in your body, or you can put up a site like this. It's all one to me, really, except the former is funnier.
posted by George_Spiggott at 4:41 PM on August 1, 2003

http://www.americannaziparty.com/

Yowza. Watch out, whitey, your future looks pretty grim if all this insidious "multiculturalism" continues. You can look forward to:

- white men being hung in the street
- white women being gang raped (again in the street for effect)
- white children being forced to UGH! live with "negroids" and NYAR! "arabs!"


posted by scarabic at 5:18 PM on August 1, 2003

I wish there everyone's ancestors of old got it on with other races. Then we'd all be a nice carmel color. However, then somebody would find another reason for hate and bigotry. Wait, there's already religion for that.
posted by birdherder at 5:23 PM on August 1, 2003

Jeebus...scarabic, that link to the American Nazi party was truly, sickeningly nauseous. It can be so hard to believe that are people (and I use the term loosely) on this planet who believe this filth. I hope Ashcroft is watching them as closely as he is other terrorist groups.
posted by davidmsc at 5:37 PM on August 1, 2003

I hate Illinois Nazis.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:43 PM on August 1, 2003

I think my favorite part of the nazi.org site was this:

6. Make it clear to others that you appreciate classical music, enjoy European art and culture, and are profoundly impressed by the works of the classical period in Indo-European history.

Right. Because we wouldn't want you listening to colored music! It might make you like coloreds!!! /sarcasm
posted by woil at 6:44 PM on August 1, 2003

The Nazis are back and this time they're green!

Whaddya' mean 'this time'?
posted by dgaicun at 6:56 PM on August 1, 2003

Because we wouldn't want you listening to colored music! It might make you like coloreds!!! /sarcasm

Argh. All this time I've been working real hard to be straight and moral, so's I don't catch The Gay. Now you're telling me I might catch The Black too!?!

I hate Illinois Nazis

I've always loved you....
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 7:54 PM on August 1, 2003

birdherder We are the "everyone's ancestors" who are busily engaged in making our descendants a nice caramel color. :)
posted by aeschenkarnos at 12:11 AM on August 2, 2003

Whadda ya mean this time?

I think that's quite obvious.
posted by knapah at 2:56 AM on August 2, 2003

I'll just take this opportunity to announce the formation of the Communist International Capitalist Grey party to oppose these menacing nazis. I think you'll find our ideology even more instantly agreeable.
posted by Jimbob at 4:06 AM on August 2, 2003

What I'm trying to say is - when I first saw this site I thought that it was either a joke, or produced by people with warped understanding of political ideologies.

I doubt many "greens" would want to be associated with libertarians or nationalists (except for maybe those pesky environazis the talk-back radio DJ keeps telling me about).
I doubt many "libertarians" would consider their ideology intertwined with nationalism or socialism.
I doubt many "socialists" would consider themselves closet nationalists or libertarians.
posted by Jimbob at 4:13 AM on August 2, 2003

I doubt many "greens" would want to be associated with libertarians or nationalists (except for maybe those pesky environazis the talk-back radio DJ keeps telling me about).
I doubt many "libertarians" would consider their ideology intertwined with nationalism or socialism.
I doubt many "socialists" would consider themselves closet nationalists or libertarians.

I assume this party would be for the small minorities who do.
posted by knapah at 4:25 AM on August 2, 2003

Heightist!
posted by inpHilltr8r at 1:11 PM on August 2, 2003