Simon Cowell Made Love To Me

August 13, 2003 4:59 PM

Simon Cowell Made Love To Me (via Record of the Day) Reality TV's campest pantomime villain, responsible in his day job as a music exec for many dire cash-in records, has himself become the subject of a novelty song. Its conclusion? "He was quite good".
posted by skylar (5 comments total)

But the song blows.
posted by Stan Chin at 5:18 PM on August 13, 2003

it's a friggin tornado.
posted by quonsar at 5:26 PM on August 13, 2003

It's like they're trying to build a meme from the ground up. I wish they hadn't.
posted by Hildago at 7:06 PM on August 13, 2003

"Someone pretending to be Simon Cowell is spamming the media this afternoon, with this email:

"Sorry for not calling - it's getting tough to find free time these days between photoshoots and hairstyling sessions. Thought I'd let you know that while searching the Web for mentions of my own name, I found this song called 'Simon Cowell Made Love To Me'! It has a disco beat - take a listen: http://simoncowellsong.tripod.com/. Speak soon, S."

It's sent from [e-mail]. Which might all be rather more believable if Simon Cowell had any interest in the internet (or even a computer in his office), and if S Records actually owned srecords.com. The song itself? You'll like it if you think Tiga's 'Hot In Herre' is funny.
If you get a freesheet called Metro in the city where you live, this will probably feature in tomorrow morning's edition."

[from popjustice.com]
posted by tapeguy at 7:25 PM on August 13, 2003

Oh yeah? Well Erik Estrada kissed me. So there.
posted by hipnerd at 9:37 PM on August 13, 2003