Crispy New Freestyle

September 17, 2003 3:56 PM

Crispy New Freestyle (warning .wmv file)....but it's funny....strong language also.
posted by oliver_crunk (14 comments total)

One person's "funny" is another's "slightly irritating."

(Prince Philip would ask the subject of that film "You are a woman aren't you?")
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:23 PM on September 17, 2003

Yeah... where is this from? Did this kid tape this with the intent to release it online, or is it found video like the Star Wars Kid? It's embarassing...
posted by jonson at 4:24 PM on September 17, 2003

Is he just riffing or is that a real rap song? I mean, it's awful, but... I don't know what to say except poor Mr. and Mrs. Malinokis.
posted by dobbs at 4:31 PM on September 17, 2003

isn't this kid's 15 minutes up yet?
posted by lsd4all at 4:43 PM on September 17, 2003

stan the man
yikes
incredible

-ronsle
posted by soplerfo at 4:54 PM on September 17, 2003

jeez that's painful.
posted by mathowie at 5:05 PM on September 17, 2003

There's more of this kid than you can stand (assuming you don't hate him already) here.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:16 PM on September 17, 2003

So this sick kid is like... 13 years old?

m_c_d: That is pure torture.
posted by hoskala at 5:27 PM on September 17, 2003

"Mouse dick"?
posted by FormlessOne at 6:48 PM on September 17, 2003

They love him here.
posted by LinusMines at 8:07 PM on September 17, 2003

he's a human trainwreck.
you can not look away!
posted by supershauna at 10:55 PM on September 17, 2003

Nice tiny little package! My, my... :)
posted by LouReedsSon at 1:45 AM on September 18, 2003

This poor guy is actually in his late twenties. I also think he is the man show boy.
posted by Cool Alex at 5:20 AM on September 18, 2003

You guys are so predictable ... you're just jealous you can't step up to the mike :)

He kept on beat and had some nice lines, as well as the tips of the verbal hat to his influences. I found it entertaining indeed. He said at the end "i like funny words" - that's all it was about. At least this kid can talk shit to a beat, better than the unco *quonsar elephant pic here* noise in this joint.

I can imagine how fun Mefite gatherings could be wih these kinds of attitudes towards self-expression.
posted by elphTeq at 8:33 PM on September 18, 2003