Put a little edge in your Christmas

December 14, 2003 8:06 AM

Do you find the seasonal festivities a little cloying? One too many fruitcakes? Let the amazing horror masked karate killer girl from mars give your holiday a little edge. Prefer to have an S&M Christmas? Why not vent your seasonal spleen by kicking a little Santa butt and then festooning your tree with a few suitable pornaments? (flash & film alert, mildly nsfw stuff)
posted by madamjujujive (8 comments total)

I usually just watch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and think bad thoughts about Pia Zadora. Thanks for giving me some new options, mjjj!
posted by MrBaliHai at 8:40 AM on December 14, 2003

Here's the XMas Bash Season's Beatings game, btw. Also, a quicktime clip of the S&M Christmas song.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:41 AM on December 14, 2003

That pseudo Yakkity Sax on the Santa vs. Frosty clip is really irritating.
posted by dogwelder at 9:14 AM on December 14, 2003

whatever
posted by jasenlee at 11:30 AM on December 14, 2003

I think that first link gave me a seizure.
posted by aramaic at 11:35 AM on December 14, 2003

I'm a big fan of that classic carol, "Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas" (from the MST3K-ing of Santa Conquers The Martians, of course).
posted by eilatan at 1:04 PM on December 14, 2003

You're loons, the lot of you! I like that about you. :)
posted by dejah420 at 6:40 PM on December 14, 2003

Cheaper! Cheaper! More! More!
posted by homunculus at 7:09 PM on December 14, 2003