Sort. *Bang* Snort.

December 18, 2003 1:38 PM

Who you calling Poindexter!? Certainly not geeks with guns.
posted by studentbaker (13 comments total)

They must be shy on this site: the "reads" don't equal the "comments" which are next to none.
posted by thomcatspike at 2:02 PM on December 18, 2003

I'm calling you, poindexter, poindexter. What are you going to do, shoot me? Thought not. Pussy.

Comeon, wave your big gun around if it makes you feel less inadequate as a human being. But you still suck, and the world knows it.
posted by Space Coyote at 2:15 PM on December 18, 2003

"Question: It is dark and you are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children after going to the movies. Suddenly, a swarthy, unshaven, 6ft 5in 275lb thug dressed in black with a huge knife comes around the corner and runs at you screaming obscenities. You draw your trusty HK USP .45 loaded with eight 230 grain hydroshocks and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?"

Should you react any differently if a stunningly gorgeous 6ft 125lb supermodel dressed in black with a huge knife comes around the corner and runs at you screaming obscenities?

Why are the thugs always swarthy?
posted by Slothrup at 2:48 PM on December 18, 2003

This site looks childish as the age that visits it.
posted by thomcatspike at 2:54 PM on December 18, 2003

Hey, I enjoyed it tremendously. Now quit bogarting the ammo and get back to your code.
posted by Wulfgar! at 3:02 PM on December 18, 2003

I used to work with a guy who had a N-w-G (Nerds with Guns) bumpersticker, in addition to his COMP RX customized license plate.
posted by arielmeadow at 3:32 PM on December 18, 2003

Should you react any differently if a stunningly gorgeous 6ft 125lb supermodel dressed in black with a huge knife comes around the corner and runs at you screaming obscenities?

See, white people can afford guns, so they don't need knives. Thats why only swarthy people would come at you with a knife.
posted by delmoi at 4:37 PM on December 18, 2003

Gee, and I thought this would be about Buster Poindexter....
posted by Eekacat at 4:54 PM on December 18, 2003

Pathetic.
posted by FormlessOne at 5:23 PM on December 18, 2003

I thought this would be about John Poindexter...
posted by wendell at 5:44 PM on December 18, 2003

Those people are amusing, and very, very dumb.
posted by tiamat at 6:33 PM on December 18, 2003

How can anyone take Ann Coulter seriously?
posted by Satapher at 9:26 PM on December 18, 2003

She seriously freaks me out.
posted by studentbaker at 7:34 AM on December 19, 2003