I see Jesus!
January 14, 2004 6:10 PM Subscribe
ISeeJesus.com Possible scenario: A church has suffered years of ever lowering attendance. A church elder contracts IseeJesus.com. The following Sunday a righteous and long time congregant notices a pattern of a familiar face in the swirls of dirt and mineralisation on the side of the church...Word spreads and each Sunday sees more people in the pews and more money in the collection plate.
funny....I've always wondered about those faces appearing--has any church ever verified that it was a miracle or whatever they are?
posted by amberglow at 6:25 PM on January 14, 2004
posted by amberglow at 6:25 PM on January 14, 2004
This is for when the 'guy gets out of wheelchair' gag gets a little long in the tooth.
posted by mischief at 6:29 PM on January 14, 2004
posted by mischief at 6:29 PM on January 14, 2004
The Vatican is gonna sue them for patent infringement. They've had this technique down cold for centuries.
posted by badstone at 7:02 PM on January 14, 2004
posted by badstone at 7:02 PM on January 14, 2004
...does that mean that Easter is canceled?
posted by StrangerInAStrainedLand at 11:28 PM on January 14, 2004
posted by StrangerInAStrainedLand at 11:28 PM on January 14, 2004
Wow, that's just asking for a bolt of lightning.
posted by psychotic_venom at 5:05 AM on January 15, 2004
posted by psychotic_venom at 5:05 AM on January 15, 2004
"Our price will be affected by on size, complexity and difficulty of your project.
Our minimum charge is $5,000 + travel and accommodations.".... High holy rollers.
posted by adamms222 at 8:38 AM on January 15, 2004
Our minimum charge is $5,000 + travel and accommodations.".... High holy rollers.
posted by adamms222 at 8:38 AM on January 15, 2004
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