Girl Watching

March 6, 2004 9:33 AM

The Girl Watcher Whether your scene is the kitten type, stalking the girl, or just straight-up girl collecting - this is the publication for you. Bail not included. (via filepile)
posted by owillis (22 comments total)

You can whistle this while viewing.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:49 AM on March 6, 2004

Damn you, thomcat. Missed it by that much.
posted by jonmc at 9:53 AM on March 6, 2004

Ach, both the song and the magazine are evidence that (culturally speaking) America peaked somewhere between 1958 & 1968. It's all been downhill since.
posted by jonmc at 10:02 AM on March 6, 2004

It's all been downhill since.
Unless you like food with your watching.
posted by thomcatspike at 10:27 AM on March 6, 2004

Funny, that link put me more in mind of this song.
posted by Zonker at 10:31 AM on March 6, 2004

*cough* firstrule *cough*
posted by urlnotfound at 10:44 AM on March 6, 2004

Release the enforcement droids. Stand by.
posted by RylandDotNet at 11:30 AM on March 6, 2004

Hotties galore ! For some reason they seem to me far more sexy then today skin&bones models. I don't exactly know when the concept of "being less curvaceous is more elegant then being curvaceous" was introduced. Probably marketing tought the un-curvaceous girls would like to compensate.
posted by elpapacito at 11:43 AM on March 6, 2004

There's no such thing as Filepile.
posted by kevspace at 11:57 AM on March 6, 2004

grrrrrrr! every time i see the non-existant filepile, i rue my decision not to sign up when i had the opportunity.
posted by lescour at 3:43 PM on March 6, 2004

Man I Bet It's Easier To Get In The Skull & Bones Then It Is To Get A Account At filepile.
posted by Dreamghost at 3:55 PM on March 6, 2004

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posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:40 PM on March 6, 2004

You folks do realize that this "site that shall not be named" crap makes you sound like you're about twelve, don't you?
posted by pardonyou? at 5:02 PM on March 6, 2004

...and watching girls doesn't?!?! :P~
posted by elphTeq at 5:05 PM on March 6, 2004

You folks do realize that this "site that shall not be named" crap makes you sound like you're about twelve, don't you?

And your condescension make you sound like an asshole, so we're even!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:16 PM on March 6, 2004

but i *AM* 12 asshole.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 5:52 PM on March 6, 2004

I'm a more avid girl watcher at 42 than I was at 12, actually.
posted by alumshubby at 6:42 PM on March 6, 2004

This makes me think of Bob Crane.

"You know me, I'm just a photo nut!"
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 8:22 PM on March 6, 2004

Skimming from filepile. The shame!
posted by justgary at 8:27 PM on March 6, 2004

Actually, this song is far more appropriate to the period. Nosecone bras, tailfins, and The Four Lads... all you need is a highball in the rec room and you're in like Flynn.
posted by languagehat at 6:51 AM on March 7, 2004

Va-Va-Va-Voom!

My high school Driver's Ed teacher had "I'm a girl watcher" under his leering photo in the yearbook. He did more than touch, and got arrested. It wasn't commomplace back then.
posted by planetkyoto at 7:20 AM on March 7, 2004

You folks do realize that this "site that shall not be named" crap makes you sound like you're about twelve, don't you?

You do realize that this "You folks do realize that this "site that shall not be named" crap makes you sound like you're about twelve, don't you?" crap makes you sound like you're about 70, don't you?
posted by jpoulos at 6:08 AM on March 8, 2004