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April 28, 2004 9:40 AM

jeff goldblum is watching you poop... - NSFW.
posted by triv (17 comments total)

the infinite is attainable at zombo.com
posted by machaus at 9:44 AM on April 28, 2004

Looking at those photos... you think Jeff Goldblum has a thyroid problem?

He might want to get those bug eyes looked at.

Also, blue on red is a great color scheme if you're Ernie from Sesame Street. But not if you're trying to read Jeff-K-level leetspeak.
posted by chicobangs at 10:00 AM on April 28, 2004

Worst URL ev-er!
Isn't there a maximum length for URL's?
posted by xtian at 10:04 AM on April 28, 2004

[NSFE]
posted by Witty at 10:07 AM on April 28, 2004

Looking at those photos... you think Jeff Goldblum has a thyroid problem?

He might want to get those bug eyes looked at.

I suppose, but he's training those bug-eyes on a nice view (NSFW), dude...

yes, this is more proof that the universe is an unfair place.
posted by jonmc at 10:09 AM on April 28, 2004

Speaking of poop and NSFW. If tubgirl ate more fruit. . .banana shotgun. NSFW; I'm not kidding. (wmv)
posted by Feisty at 10:13 AM on April 28, 2004

Isn't there a maximum length for URL's?

yes, but i do not know what it is. consider:
www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com
www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com.
www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com
www.thelongestdomainnameintheworldandthensomeandthensomemoreandmore.com.
posted by quonsar at 10:57 AM on April 28, 2004

fixed twain link
posted by quonsar at 10:59 AM on April 28, 2004

feisty, i'm scared that you seem to have that link so handy...
posted by gnutron at 11:18 AM on April 28, 2004

"thelongestdomainnameintheworldandthensomeandthensomemoreandmore.com" has 67 characters just like the Mark Twain one. It only looks longer because it has a lot of 'm's in it. The longest domain is this one but there's no web page for it.
posted by donth at 12:54 PM on April 28, 2004

We have one of those in our (male college dorm) bathroom. It's not as funny as the picture under it, a shot of Stevie Wonder saying "stevie wonder is not."
posted by apathy0o0 at 2:00 PM on April 28, 2004

The person with an ewide a is a crank? An ewidea? WTF?

Oh, I get it...
posted by Guy Smiley at 3:02 PM on April 28, 2004

For some reason this made me laugh. Yes, I am in seventh grade. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 4:53 PM on April 28, 2004

I laugh harder at things when they're in uppercase.

Sometimes.
posted by bdave at 4:56 PM on April 28, 2004

Weird. This is, of course, absolutely fucking paleolithic in inTarweb years (like saying 'inTArwEb') but like 3 days ago I googled it up for nostalgia's sake.

And now here it is.

Weird.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:02 PM on April 28, 2004

I think it's funny, but I'm not sure, since I had to stop looking at it before my eyes turned to goo and ran out of my head.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 7:46 PM on April 28, 2004

Sadly, Goldblum just doesn't stack up against Bea Arthur in the posse department.
posted by Stoatfarm at 7:28 AM on April 29, 2004