September 22, 2000

7:55 AM

There must be something in the water where I live. From the same county that brought you the 2-faced cat, we now have "The Case of the Bread-Molester." Samuel Feldman had been charged with damaging up to $8,000 worth of baked goods, including 175 bags of bagels, 227 bags of potato dinner rolls, and 3,087 bags of sliced bread over three years. Mr. Whipple would be proud.
posted by quirked (3 comments total)

I think the fact that a bunch of people got together to protest the laws he is being prosecuted under is even weirder than the guy's impulse control problem itself.

-Mars
posted by Mars Saxman at 2:30 PM on September 22, 2000

Uh... YHBT.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 3:27 PM on September 22, 2000

I'm just happy he was in public and dressed whilst, er, tampering.
posted by dhartung at 4:52 PM on September 22, 2000