Lift & separate.

September 7, 2004 1:21 PM

Lift & separate. (iTMS link) Then divide and conquer. Don't be a girly man or the terrorists win.
posted by subpixel (21 comments total)

Here's what it looks like, in case you don't have iTunes installed.
posted by mathowie at 1:30 PM on September 7, 2004

that is pure genius.

down - up - down - up

now squeeze your buttocks
posted by jmgorman at 1:33 PM on September 7, 2004

This has made my week! "And go for that stretch! ... 14...."
posted by nathan_teske at 1:42 PM on September 7, 2004

Links that automatically launch iTunes = bad karma.
posted by reklaw at 1:43 PM on September 7, 2004

Oh come on reklaw... he warned you
posted by nathan_teske at 1:46 PM on September 7, 2004

I didn't know "iTMS link" necessarily meant "launches iTunes and takes you to an iTMS page", but meh.
posted by reklaw at 1:51 PM on September 7, 2004

I'm with reklaw. "iTMS link" is meaningless to most people.
posted by Outlawyr at 1:52 PM on September 7, 2004

bad karma = being run over by someone else's dogma
posted by jmccorm at 1:55 PM on September 7, 2004

Links that automatically launch iTunes = bad karma

Oh, cmon. It's not like he groped you and then denied it.
posted by machaus at 1:58 PM on September 7, 2004 [1 favorite]

Thank you!
posted by dobbs at 2:03 PM on September 7, 2004

I hope this 1988 quote is in the liner notes:

"I hate pants. This is something I have inherited from my father. He despised pants, and my mother was never allowed to wear them at home. We're talking about a different time period now, when the man was much more the ruler of the house. But I still feel that way, and neither my mother nor Maria is allowed to go out with me in pants."
posted by subpixel at 2:10 PM on September 7, 2004

I have that record! I bet you think it's pretty awful. Well, you'd be right.

Five stars. No gurly man should be wissout it.
posted by chicobangs at 2:13 PM on September 7, 2004

ItMS is just RM for the post-9/11 generation
posted by Hogshead at 2:28 PM on September 7, 2004

Seems a bit weird to link directly to iTunes rather than the various other pages about it on the net (which I've just found on Google, rather than, say, already knowing about this!). Here's an amazon link with RealAudio clips. I would suggest not clicking on them.
posted by toby\flat2 at 2:44 PM on September 7, 2004

For those who are still alive after the link to iTunes, end it all and click on the Worst Music on iTunes iMix in the top window.

Brady Bunch singing American Pie, Hotel California by the Raleigh Ringers (yes, it's what you imagine), Grandma's Hands by Barbra Streisand. (Oh, God, I can't go on -- that last one hurt too much.)
posted by joaquim at 4:09 PM on September 7, 2004

why not use this link? or this link?
posted by lotsofno at 4:26 PM on September 7, 2004

Isn't there some kind of new iTunes referrer program? Do we have to pro-rate among 17,000 members or does subpixel (or Matt) get the goods?
posted by anathema at 5:00 PM on September 7, 2004

bad karma = no such thing
posted by Witty at 6:07 PM on September 7, 2004

Holy shit, subpixel, do you know what that quote means? Arnold is a Kibologist!
posted by kenko at 7:04 PM on September 7, 2004

I like track 9: "It's Raining Girly Men."
posted by adrober at 9:12 PM on September 7, 2004

Hallelujah!
posted by chicobangs at 10:57 PM on September 7, 2004