Put some change in your butt....
December 17, 2004 11:21 AM Subscribe
Not responsible!
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:44 AM on December 17, 2004
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:44 AM on December 17, 2004
...and Golden Oldies Week Marathon continues at KMFI - don't turn that dial!
posted by trondant at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004
posted by trondant at 11:57 AM on December 17, 2004
Actually, the gun was on CSI last week but it was a much smaller pistol. How anyone decides to jam a gun up their butt is beyond me.
And quonsar, I thought you were headed here. The last pic on the front page looks particularly awful.
posted by fenriq at 12:00 PM on December 17, 2004
And quonsar, I thought you were headed here. The last pic on the front page looks particularly awful.
posted by fenriq at 12:00 PM on December 17, 2004
If I see another post on rectal foreign bodies I swear I'm gonna shove my false teeth right up my...oh never mind.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:01 PM on December 17, 2004
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:01 PM on December 17, 2004
How anyone decides to jam a gun up their butt is beyond me.
perhaps someone else "decided" for them.
posted by brevator at 12:24 PM on December 17, 2004
perhaps someone else "decided" for them.
posted by brevator at 12:24 PM on December 17, 2004
does this include asspennies?
posted by Swampjazz! at 12:37 PM on December 17, 2004
posted by Swampjazz! at 12:37 PM on December 17, 2004
Who are you dating to get dentures up there?
Senior citizens? Hockey players?
posted by AlexReynolds at 12:52 PM on December 17, 2004
Senior citizens? Hockey players?
posted by AlexReynolds at 12:52 PM on December 17, 2004
does this include asspennies?
Do you think you're better than me? You're not better than me!
posted by Guy Innagorillasuit at 1:38 PM on December 17, 2004
Do you think you're better than me? You're not better than me!
posted by Guy Innagorillasuit at 1:38 PM on December 17, 2004
Note how the gun is flat...as though the person was lying on it whilst the xray was taken.
... or stuffed in their waistband, or photochopped.
posted by onshi at 11:07 PM on December 17, 2004
... or stuffed in their waistband, or photochopped.
posted by onshi at 11:07 PM on December 17, 2004
I don't care what anybody says, I think "Rectal Foreign Bodies" is a GREAT name for a band.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 3:07 AM on December 18, 2004
posted by Enron Hubbard at 3:07 AM on December 18, 2004
Rather typically I have been unable to find a record of the news story about a group of German soldiers inserting a live hand grenade into the anus of one of their comrades as a hazing ritual from about 7-8 years ago.
This is indeed a shame as googling for topics like "German grenade anal insertion" has left me with a sour taste in my mouth.
Oh those lovable Germans...
posted by longbaugh at 5:27 AM on December 18, 2004
This is indeed a shame as googling for topics like "German grenade anal insertion" has left me with a sour taste in my mouth.
Oh those lovable Germans...
posted by longbaugh at 5:27 AM on December 18, 2004
The second ancedote on this page: I actually went to a party with a nurse who worked on the same case. He added to the guy's discharge instructions something to the effect of "Keep second fish on hand in the event that the first one thaws." EMTs and ER nurses have the best cocktail party stories ever!
posted by echolalia67 at 4:52 PM on December 18, 2004
posted by echolalia67 at 4:52 PM on December 18, 2004
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posted by amandaudoff at 11:25 AM on December 17, 2004