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Life - a strong case for life on mars was presented sunday
Isn't a damnation just a whole lot of beavers living together?
posted by fenriq at 4:15 PM on February 17, 2005
posted by fenriq at 4:15 PM on February 17, 2005
wait - there's a whole lot of beavers living together on Mars?
that's gay.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:31 PM on February 17, 2005
that's gay.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:31 PM on February 17, 2005
A pair of NASA scientists told a group of space officials at a private meeting here Sunday that they have found strong evidence that life may exist today on Mars, hidden away in caves and sustained by pockets of water.
I bet those fuckers have weapons of mass destruction!
posted by flabdablet at 12:33 AM on February 18, 2005
I bet those fuckers have weapons of mass destruction!
posted by flabdablet at 12:33 AM on February 18, 2005
I really don't think it's appropriate to be making fun of a damnation of gay beavers living together on Mars... unless they do have WMDs.
Although gay beavers would explain a lot. It would explain why there are no trees on Mars, little or no running water, and, well, so very few martian beavers.
posted by Davenhill at 12:51 AM on February 18, 2005
Although gay beavers would explain a lot. It would explain why there are no trees on Mars, little or no running water, and, well, so very few martian beavers.
posted by Davenhill at 12:51 AM on February 18, 2005
Ahem:
NASA STATEMENT ON FALSE CLAIM OF EVIDENCE OF LIFE ON MARS
News reports on February 16, 2005, that NASA scientists from Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, Calif., have found strong evidence that life may exist on Mars are incorrect.
NASA does not have any observational data from any current Mars missions that supports this claim. The work by the scientists mentioned in the reports cannot be used to directly infer anything about life on Mars, but may help formulate the strategy for how to search for martian life. Their research concerns extreme environments on Earth as analogs of possible environments on Mars. No research paper has been submitted by them to any scientific journal asserting martian life.
Sorry, no link, but sent to me by a friend at NASA.
posted by jokeefe at 3:35 PM on February 18, 2005
NASA STATEMENT ON FALSE CLAIM OF EVIDENCE OF LIFE ON MARS
News reports on February 16, 2005, that NASA scientists from Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, Calif., have found strong evidence that life may exist on Mars are incorrect.
NASA does not have any observational data from any current Mars missions that supports this claim. The work by the scientists mentioned in the reports cannot be used to directly infer anything about life on Mars, but may help formulate the strategy for how to search for martian life. Their research concerns extreme environments on Earth as analogs of possible environments on Mars. No research paper has been submitted by them to any scientific journal asserting martian life.
Sorry, no link, but sent to me by a friend at NASA.
posted by jokeefe at 3:35 PM on February 18, 2005
So, not only is this sleeper cell of gay beavers concealing a WMD program in some obscure cave on Mars, but they're close enough to the Bush Administration to prompt an official cover-up!
Bloody typical.
posted by flabdablet at 4:23 PM on February 18, 2005
Bloody typical.
posted by flabdablet at 4:23 PM on February 18, 2005
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