Fingerbootyology

March 2, 2005 4:11 PM

Fingerbootyology
posted by srboisvert (15 comments total)

Might want to tell people is is *almost* NSFW. At least, I pushed back pretty quick when I hit the pictures...

No, they're just fingers, see?! No really!
posted by rooftop secrets at 4:15 PM on March 2, 2005

this is almost NSFW
posted by rooftop secrets at 4:16 PM on March 2, 2005

Quite the lumpy-things, aren't they?. I second the almost NSFW request though. Reminds me of a flash game I saw a while back where you had to distinguish between whether or not something was an armpit or a butt.
posted by tozturk at 4:22 PM on March 2, 2005

As an assman, I found that strangely unsatisfying.
posted by UseyurBrain at 4:23 PM on March 2, 2005

Having seen some others, I would agree that these are pretty poorly done.

By the way, do NOT do a Google Image search for "finger butt" unless you want lots of pics of people sticking their fingers in their butts.
posted by fenriq at 4:28 PM on March 2, 2005

Sound advice.
posted by rooftop secrets at 4:41 PM on March 2, 2005

By the way, do NOT do a Google Image search for "finger butt" unless you want lots of pics of people sticking their fingers in their butts.

*Hurries off to Google*
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 5:04 PM on March 2, 2005

Hm.

Turkey 3 (!), Sweden 5, Netherlands 14, UK 15 (thank you, Benny Hill), Norway - 26?????
posted by IndigoJones at 5:30 PM on March 2, 2005

All one link posts suck. This could've been done better if you would have included sites found via a simple google search. "finger butt" f'r instance.

On preview, uh...what fenriq said.
posted by graventy at 6:20 PM on March 2, 2005

I just tried to do this and I've discovered I don't have a nice finger butt. :(
I'm gonna have to keep my hands in my pockets from now on.
posted by missbossy at 7:55 PM on March 2, 2005

My finger butt looks like my 90 year old grandma's ass.

Don't ask.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:37 PM on March 2, 2005

I suspect the Norway thing is just about internet access and free time (oh to live in a welfare state...), IndigoJones. Or maybe it showed up on some Norwegian version of Metafilter. On the other hand, what about those results from the USA? Top participants: Ohio, Georgia, and North Carolina. Oh, you can dish up maximum fingerbutt but you couldn't deliver your electoral votes for John Kerry, now could you?! Goddamn Ohio, first Kent State, now this. Hey, anyone else notice everyone seems to have given up on that whole election fraud thing?

If that doesn't derail this dumbass thread well, nobody can blame me for not trying.
posted by nanojath at 9:33 PM on March 2, 2005

Truly, this is the best of the web. No, really, it is. No, really.

But I'm glad I caught it when I was here at home instead of tomorrow at work.
posted by soyjoy at 10:43 PM on March 2, 2005

Oh, please, someone surreptitiously submit a picture of his or her actual ass for inclusion in the galleries! Assuming it's not been done already. One of those Australian "fingers" is suspect.
posted by cirocco at 11:28 PM on March 2, 2005

I have no idea how these people got their finger-butts wedged into their scanners or why...
posted by Robot Johnny at 7:13 AM on March 3, 2005