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April 6, 2005 3:17 PM

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE.
posted by brownpau (63 comments total)

See here for additional turtleneckery.
posted by brownpau at 3:19 PM on April 6, 2005

Unless you are in San Francisco; San Francisco May Regulate Blogging
posted by thomcatspike at 3:31 PM on April 6, 2005

*head asplodes
posted by schyler523 at 3:31 PM on April 6, 2005

DOGS HAVE PANCAKE WAFFLE
posted by underer at 3:33 PM on April 6, 2005

posted by fleetmouse at 3:37 PM on April 6, 2005

... now I know who's writing the new Gawker blog.

Oh, and PUG.
posted by docgonzo at 3:43 PM on April 6, 2005

There certainly is much ado about wigs there.
posted by clevershark at 3:47 PM on April 6, 2005

because gibberish is funny.
posted by crunchland at 3:51 PM on April 6, 2005

Boy, is that ever whimsical. My stars.
posted by ITheCosmos at 3:57 PM on April 6, 2005

oh god this is hilarious, thanks!!!!
posted by plexiwatt at 3:57 PM on April 6, 2005

wtf?....
posted by marvin at 3:59 PM on April 6, 2005

I like pugs. They always look vaguely punchdrunk.
posted by jonmc at 3:59 PM on April 6, 2005

KING WINKLES HAS BIG SHOUT-OUTS TO THE OWLS AND BEAN-WRANGLER DOG!

Thanks, I love this.
posted by Specklet at 4:03 PM on April 6, 2005

Was this written by pokey the penguin?
posted by damehex at 4:04 PM on April 6, 2005

uh, can I have those 20 seconds back please?
posted by fenriq at 4:06 PM on April 6, 2005

thomcatspike, the bullet has been dodged.
posted by cali at 4:10 PM on April 6, 2005

best. blog. ever.
posted by mcstayinskool at 4:14 PM on April 6, 2005

Well, I found one picture of a wig. On a dog.

This is perplexing. And wonderful.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 4:23 PM on April 6, 2005

FYI, whoever tried to turn this into a bit about SF and blogging should try to keep up because it's not going to happen.
posted by theonetruebix at 4:25 PM on April 6, 2005

I'm torn between calling it ultra-whimsy or a festering pile of fetid giblits. It's Fat Chicks in Party Hats without the, er, plus-sized women. And a lot of the funny.
posted by Sparx at 4:27 PM on April 6, 2005

Amazing. This person has made a site so inane it came all the way around the long way and ended up falling under Best of the Web.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 4:33 PM on April 6, 2005

There goes my IQ.
posted by riffraff at 4:34 PM on April 6, 2005

thomcatspike, the bullet has been dodged.
posted by cali at 6:10 PM CST on April 6 [!]

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A post on a BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE.
And find your answers theonetruebix ;P
posted by thomcatspike at 4:42 PM on April 6, 2005

See also Something Awful and Jeff K. There is definitely *something* that is attractive in these websites-so-bad-they-are-good-on-purpose. I think Mr. Encyclopedia is right in that it is "so inane it came all the way around the long way and ended up" on the other side, although i'm not so sure it qualifies as Best of The Web.
posted by sophist at 4:48 PM on April 6, 2005

You detractors are missing the point: I liek pancake.
posted by fleetmouse at 4:58 PM on April 6, 2005

You laugh at the ridiculousness of the first blog in the post here, but a few years back my dad wanted a blog, which I setup for him, and his posts are very, very similar to parodies like this. Lots of posts about THIS IS THE RESTAURANT WHERE I HAD THE FOOD THE OTHER NIGHT. HA HA.
posted by mathowie at 5:01 PM on April 6, 2005

Remember kids, don't use drugs!

(Unless, of course, you're going to read this blog - in which case, you'll need double the usual dose).
posted by Davenhill at 5:06 PM on April 6, 2005

If it weren't in all caps, would anyone find it funny?
posted by sellout at 5:13 PM on April 6, 2005

Welcome to my blog. I kiss you! You can stay my home. I like sex.
posted by bh at 5:15 PM on April 6, 2005

Did anybody else read a good chunk of this and start getting creeped out? The constant references to "King Winkles," "Super Mop-Top" and the "Creeps" are starting to make me actively nervous, and I can't tell why.
posted by Occultatio at 5:19 PM on April 6, 2005

I had precisely the same reaction...
posted by pemulis at 5:28 PM on April 6, 2005

This is like Homsar's blog.
posted by The White Hat at 5:29 PM on April 6, 2005

What exactly is surprising about B1FF getting a blog?
posted by djfiander at 5:38 PM on April 6, 2005

I like everything about this, yet I understand nothing.

(Yes, in general...)
posted by Kloryne at 5:42 PM on April 6, 2005

This is just annoying.
posted by Hildago at 5:45 PM on April 6, 2005

YOUR MOM IS ANNOYING AND PLAYED OUT.
posted by scarymonsterrrr at 5:57 PM on April 6, 2005

[e-mail]. THAT is played out.
posted by lazymonster at 6:04 PM on April 6, 2005

Well, by virtue of the fact that this is a blog completely free of red vs blue state arguments, flamewars, misinformation from people trying to mislead you, ugly granny porn, and other things that are pervasive throughout the web these days -- this truly IS the best of the web.

Or at least the entry on the first archive page titled "THE DOG HAS A TENNIS BALL!" is, because...well, the dog has a tennis ball. Awww.
posted by davejay at 6:11 PM on April 6, 2005

bucket 'o wigs me arse!
posted by alicesshoe at 6:15 PM on April 6, 2005

fantastic.
posted by mrgrimm at 6:17 PM on April 6, 2005

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds (in a good way) like Brian Fellows: the weblog?
posted by O9scar at 6:19 PM on April 6, 2005

the hell?
posted by wessatong at 6:42 PM on April 6, 2005

Japanese-Pencil-Box-English at it's best.
posted by missbossy at 6:52 PM on April 6, 2005

Wow, funny pictures and someone acting retarded? That's never been done!
posted by blendor at 6:57 PM on April 6, 2005

Did lazymonster post right after scarymonsterrrr? Neither one of them is made nervous by mentions of the super creeps in the blog. It kind of reminds me of Ftrain's baffling cuteness.

He has a crazy wig which is the rainbow wig. It is a so fresh wig. He does not scratch for bones, he only likes a party! He will dance with his tail. Watch him dance! But you can only ask him. I love you, Party Dog.

posted by euphorb at 7:01 PM on April 6, 2005

Ftrain's baffling cuteness.

Well, there ya go. With a little more creativity and context, you don't need caps lock to be funny.
posted by blendor at 7:09 PM on April 6, 2005

LiveJournal syndicated account for Thisismycomputerblog
posted by rxrfrx at 7:09 PM on April 6, 2005

WTF? OMG!
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 7:10 PM on April 6, 2005

Well it covers the two p’s of blogging:

• puerility
• pointlessness

posted by Samuel Farrow at 8:42 PM on April 6, 2005

Can anyone confirm that this isn't automated?
posted by djdrue at 9:16 PM on April 6, 2005

JeffK's been doing this far better and for far longer.
posted by m0nm0n at 9:26 PM on April 6, 2005

so's quonsar.

::ducks::
posted by lazaruslong at 9:47 PM on April 6, 2005

omg . . . *gasp* i can't stop laughing . . . i'm am deeply amused in ways i can't explain. :)
posted by nola at 10:00 PM on April 6, 2005

This is what I imagine the blog of Balki Bartokomous, from Perfect Strangers, would look like.
posted by Navek Rednam at 12:21 AM on April 7, 2005

Best...
Of....
The....
Web....
...?
posted by JtJ at 1:01 AM on April 7, 2005

[this is baby beaks]
posted by taz at 1:06 AM on April 7, 2005

Japanese-Pencil-Box-English at it's best.

That's a remarkably concise description of an entire genre of *lish. I like liek. Gold star!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:45 AM on April 7, 2005

This is what I imagine the blog of Balki Bartokomous, from Perfect Strangers, would look like.

Balki had great insight: "You can pretend to be someone else, and get free soup bones, but sooner or later you're gonna have to dance with the butcher."
posted by debralee at 5:54 AM on April 7, 2005

....i don't get it.
posted by virga at 6:54 AM on April 7, 2005

This thread is a litmus test.
posted by klangklangston at 6:55 AM on April 7, 2005

This thread is a pregnancy test.
posted by Hildago at 9:01 AM on April 7, 2005

I like this. But I like it much better with a single post displayed per screen than looking through the archives with 6 or 7 posts per page.
posted by nobody at 1:22 PM on April 7, 2005

may I present to you: INTERHAT
posted by joelf at 8:49 PM on April 7, 2005