What does a nude suit, the naked cowboy and Santa Clause have in common?

April 18, 2005 6:17 AM

What does a nude suit, the naked cowboy and Santa Clause have in common? Remember the guy who freed (maybe killed) the fish? That's not all he's done.... Click around some and you'll see wet T-shirt contests with chicken broth, naked ice-swimming in the artic, prostitutes, the list goes on and on. I was mad about the fish, then I wasted my Sunday laughing. Wonder what his mom thinks... PS—Did I do this right?
posted by RightsaidFRED (34 comments total)

What's in his left hand in that first picture?
posted by null terminated at 6:38 AM on April 18, 2005

ah, appears to be the same thing he shows 8 times in the ice-swimming link. MY EYES!
posted by null terminated at 6:40 AM on April 18, 2005

Did you do this right? You may use spell checker. It's Arctic. And there ain't no such thing as a Sanity "Clause."
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 6:45 AM on April 18, 2005

I still don't like him.
posted by jonmc at 6:56 AM on April 18, 2005

RE: PS - Maybe throw in a NSFW tag or two.
posted by boymilo at 6:57 AM on April 18, 2005

Yeah, and what's the deal with that tag? This seems, er, fishy.
posted by grateful at 6:59 AM on April 18, 2005

Mmm...if you're gonna spruke you're own site as a tag, the least you could do would be have MeFi in your sidebar list.
posted by peacay at 7:05 AM on April 18, 2005

It's like "Jackass" only without the self-mutilation, sadism, homosexual camraderie, and moving pictures.
posted by fungible at 7:07 AM on April 18, 2005

For me there's still only one BodySuit man.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 7:11 AM on April 18, 2005

what about this guy?
posted by jonmc at 7:17 AM on April 18, 2005

jonmc, that site's nearly disturbing. But that you found it IS!
posted by peacay at 7:29 AM on April 18, 2005

This guy needs a job.... a REAL job......

I wonder if he realizes he's only about one step away from the Peter Pan guy....(sorry, I really didn't want to link to that AGAIN, but the tights made me do it!)

Bet he doesn't...
posted by HuronBob at 7:34 AM on April 18, 2005

This sets off my self-link detector. But that's only because I didn't find not the site even remotely humorous but extremely attention-whoring.
posted by dios at 7:36 AM on April 18, 2005

RE: PS - Maybe throw in a NSFW tag or two.

What does a nude suit, the naked cowboy and Santa Clause have in common?

i don't know about everyone else, but everytime i see the words "nude suit" and "the naked cowboy" in the same sentence i just sort of assume that it's NSFW.
posted by three blind mice at 7:41 AM on April 18, 2005

Way too contrived.
posted by iconomy at 8:09 AM on April 18, 2005

What's NSFW and what do I do with a tag? I wasn't sure, so I just put the site where I found it on.... witz.org, another good time killer.
posted by RightsaidFRED at 8:19 AM on April 18, 2005

This guy needs a job.... a REAL job......

What does a nude suit, the naked cowboy and Santa Clause have in common?
A packaged gift.

What's NSFW
NotSafeForWork -- This post is safe for work. If not, then better hurry covering up the new paper under garments advertisements around the workplace.
posted by thomcatspike at 8:38 AM on April 18, 2005

OK....so he has a job... he needs to work more, so he doesn't have time to pollute the internets!
posted by HuronBob at 8:45 AM on April 18, 2005

Dio, maybe he likes attention because of being in the MTV's Road Rules show.
posted by thomcatspike at 8:45 AM on April 18, 2005

What's up with the witz.org tag on this post?
posted by me3dia at 8:46 AM on April 18, 2005

What is so cool about releasing invasive species into ecosytems that a lot of people have spent huge amounts of effort and money trying to improve? That fish guy is a fucking idiot.
posted by fshgrl at 8:50 AM on April 18, 2005

Well, the post itself may be SFW, but the links aren't.

On preview:
me3dia - RightsaidFRED said it's the site where s/he found the links.
posted by deborah at 8:50 AM on April 18, 2005

------amateur night---------

that fella has mook written all over him___________
posted by svidrigailov23 at 9:04 AM on April 18, 2005

I can't stand attention whores. He likes his dick WAAAAAY too much for my liking. It's not even that great...
posted by shoppingforsanity at 10:41 AM on April 18, 2005

POLARIODS. That is all.

http://jakebronstein.com/5/info/
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:03 AM on April 18, 2005

RightsaidFRED: to sum up without the snarks:

Use the spell checker.
Learn what tags are for.
If this gets proved as a self-link, you'll get banned. If not, don't worry about those who suspect you.

And in my personal opinion, the guy is kind of amusing (I, too, was pissed about the fish), but doesn't really warrant his own FPP. (FPP: Front Page Post.)
posted by Specklet at 11:17 AM on April 18, 2005

Ok, ok, last question, what are the tags for?
posted by RightsaidFRED at 11:44 AM on April 18, 2005

Read this and look at this.
posted by Specklet at 12:31 PM on April 18, 2005

Please, no more of this guy! I'm having another round of flashbacks of what it was like to date these types.

Guys, please leave the attention whore shit for the ladies. I thought we had the market cornered out here in L.A.
posted by Kloryne at 1:02 PM on April 18, 2005

The internet has a new most-punchable-face.
posted by fire&wings at 3:17 PM on April 18, 2005

What is so cool about releasing invasive species

Dude, it's one fish. Get a grip.

I kind of like this guy. Granted, I'm an attention whore too. LOOK AT ME! READ MY COMMENT!
posted by NickDouglas at 4:23 PM on April 18, 2005

Remember when he was on Road Rules?

I'd rather see Oscar or Vince from that cast nude, but that's just me. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 7:49 PM on April 18, 2005

Dude, it's one fish. Get a grip.

Dude, I'm a professional aquatic biologist. Instead of telling me getting a grip, maybe you should get a clue
posted by fshgrl at 4:48 AM on April 19, 2005

Point conceded. Thanks for the links.
posted by NickDouglas at 8:13 AM on April 19, 2005