It figures

November 9, 2000 9:43 PM

It figures the only election haikus I'd find are at FreeRepublic.com. Can anyone find more?
posted by Neb (9 comments total)

What is it with this twisted voyeurism over FR.com?
posted by capt.crackpipe at 10:22 PM on November 9, 2000

Florida voters
Confused by cryptic ballot
Turn signal still blinks
posted by lileks at 10:32 PM on November 9, 2000

One wonders whether there are other FR.com-like sites out there engaging in the same sort of secret voyeurism of metafilter . . .

posted by grimmelm at 10:37 PM on November 9, 2000

Cpt., I came up with FreeRepulic.com on a Yahoo search for 'Gore+haiku'.

I can see why you'd call me a twisted voyeur. :)
posted by Neb at 10:14 AM on November 10, 2000

Nader failed to get
his 5%. Are we stuck
with two idiotic parties?
posted by Neb at 10:22 AM on November 10, 2000

my haiku is re: bush's surprising states' rights campaign platform:

federalism?
states' rights! rah rah rah! states' rights!
federalism!
posted by palegirl at 2:24 PM on November 10, 2000

Presidential Haiku is always good for some presidential haiku.
posted by pb at 2:31 PM on November 10, 2000

everybody thinks
that they know what should go on
i wish they'd shut up

nader and 'the left'
both acting like little kids
bush thinks it is great

bush and his crew think
that gore should just give up now
while they're still counting

all of this fighting
just to decide who will be
screwing us over
posted by alana at 2:36 PM on November 10, 2000

I represent the
left. Watch me sit home and smoke
joint after joint after joint.
posted by Neb at 2:48 PM on November 10, 2000