Flash Biking Games
July 1, 2005 9:16 AM Subscribe
The two teagames swfs are basically knockoffs of the classic motorcycle shareware "sim" Elasto Mania, which I highly recommend, especially if you're looking to kill an entire day. There are literally jillions of levels out there.
BMX Park is pretty sweet.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:43 AM on July 1, 2005
BMX Park is pretty sweet.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:43 AM on July 1, 2005
I tried and tried and tried but I just couldn't get any damned speed up to get those stupid gold stars. I'll check out the BMX Park in a minute.
posted by fenriq at 9:47 AM on July 1, 2005
posted by fenriq at 9:47 AM on July 1, 2005
I think my computer is too old for the teagames ones. It's like biking in a vat of superchilled mineral oil. That, or teagames writes some of the most bloated flashcode I've ever seen.
The BMX park one is fun. It even counts combos.
posted by loquacious at 10:36 AM on July 1, 2005
The BMX park one is fun. It even counts combos.
posted by loquacious at 10:36 AM on July 1, 2005
It's like biking in a vat of superchilled mineral oil.
Yeah, it kind of sucks, brownpau.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:06 PM on July 1, 2005
Yeah, it kind of sucks, brownpau.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:06 PM on July 1, 2005
So it's not just me or my 0.5 ghz celeron. I think the physics of the first two games would be excellent if it actually moved. I kept trying to figure out what I was doing wrong, wondering if I had to track-and-field the up-arrow to get him to pedal faster or something.
posted by loquacious at 1:15 PM on July 1, 2005
posted by loquacious at 1:15 PM on July 1, 2005
wondering if I had to track-and-field the up-arrow to get him to pedal faster or something.
Hey, me too. But tapping the up arrow really fast doesn't make him go at all, which is functionally equivalent to, uh, the way it works when you hold it down.
Maybe this is a special game for old people. :)
posted by Optimus Chyme at 3:14 PM on July 1, 2005
Hey, me too. But tapping the up arrow really fast doesn't make him go at all, which is functionally equivalent to, uh, the way it works when you hold it down.
Maybe this is a special game for old people. :)
posted by Optimus Chyme at 3:14 PM on July 1, 2005
wow, my whole day was shot thanks to these games. bmxpark is more fun than most bmx video games I've paid $50 for.
I still have no clue how people get hundreds of thousands and millions of points on it though. The most I could muster was about 60k points.
posted by mathowie at 11:28 PM on July 1, 2005
I still have no clue how people get hundreds of thousands and millions of points on it though. The most I could muster was about 60k points.
posted by mathowie at 11:28 PM on July 1, 2005
Oh, BMX Park was pretty fun. I should have clicked that one first.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:47 AM on July 2, 2005
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:47 AM on July 2, 2005
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