cursor-dodger

July 29, 2005 7:14 AM

cursor-dodger... don't let the little guy grab your pointer.
posted by crunchland (29 comments total)

Damn you.
posted by sciurus at 7:27 AM on July 29, 2005

He's a fast bugger, and then with the pipe and the rocket. I think he cheats.
posted by OmieWise at 7:28 AM on July 29, 2005

Nutsack! I was bored up until now, and now I'll never get anything done today!
posted by benzo8 at 7:36 AM on July 29, 2005

I hate that guy. So very much.
posted by brain_drain at 7:43 AM on July 29, 2005

Heh. Cute. How many other tricks might he have up his sleeve if I keep playing?
posted by soyjoy at 7:52 AM on July 29, 2005

That lil' fucker!
posted by Rawhide at 8:04 AM on July 29, 2005

I was playing this last night and nearly stabbed the screen. Damn evilspork has many trickies.
posted by peacay at 8:05 AM on July 29, 2005

Just starting playing. Best so far is 676. Damn disappearing act.
posted by gramschmidt at 8:07 AM on July 29, 2005

He doesn't seem to be very good at predicting your position if you behave erratically.

It's a simple little flash game, dude. He's not Hal 9000 or anything.

Best I've managed is 2110.
posted by crunchland at 8:12 AM on July 29, 2005

That little bastard!
posted by redteam at 8:13 AM on July 29, 2005

I honestly was going to try to get something productive done at work today. Oh, well... Damn stupid rocket thing... best score so far a miserable 546...
posted by gwenzel at 8:14 AM on July 29, 2005

Piece of pie. Die little man.
posted by hal9k at 8:15 AM on July 29, 2005

i thought i had his whole act memorized, and that i'd know how to handle him..

then came the bombs inside the bombs. :o/
posted by lotsofno at 8:17 AM on July 29, 2005

How the hell do I avoid the pipe?
posted by ColdChef at 8:18 AM on July 29, 2005

get in one of the top corners
posted by lotsofno at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

Be in the opposite top corner.
posted by gramschmidt at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

Zing!
posted by gramschmidt at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

I love games that I can play with zero instructions/preparation. Nice post, a lot of fun.
posted by oddman at 8:39 AM on July 29, 2005

Dammit, I keep accidentally leaving the box and resetting my score to zero.
posted by smackfu at 8:49 AM on July 29, 2005

full screen mode is your friend.
posted by crunchland at 9:04 AM on July 29, 2005

crunchland posted “don’t let the little guy grab your pointer.”

That advice actually applies to other contexts...
posted by signal at 10:38 AM on July 29, 2005

Has anyone been able to make the rocket hit the little evil man? Is it even possible?

I would very much like to hit that little evil man with a rocket.
posted by aparrish at 11:44 AM on July 29, 2005

you can get the rocket to head for the little evil man, but the rocket goes through the little evil man. sorry.
posted by o2b at 12:05 PM on July 29, 2005

that little son of a bitch...
posted by Jon-o at 12:10 PM on July 29, 2005

but the rocket goes through the little evil man. sorry.

Just discovered this. Bullshit, I tell you.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:10 PM on July 29, 2005

That little guy can seriously go suck his own pipe.
posted by melissa may at 5:56 PM on July 29, 2005

He has a lot in common with my kitten, who sits on top of the monitor and chases my cursor with his paws. If I play this game while the kitten is here, the universe will collapse into a singularity.
posted by matildaben at 6:43 PM on July 29, 2005

i don't know what was more fun, playing the game or reading all the comments cursing that little evil man. thanks for the chuckles!
posted by tu11ym0n at 10:17 PM on July 29, 2005

The bombs within the bomb didn't get me... the bomb was a different color, so I knew something was up. It was when he appeared in two different places...
posted by squidlarkin at 4:37 PM on July 30, 2005