If only all Politicians were this honest!

November 25, 2005 3:37 PM

Finally, The Bush vs. Blair debate that we've all waited to see. Silly Friday-Flash. [Warning, contains profanity]
posted by metaxa (22 comments total)

"Warning: contains profanity" in this case is the equivalent of a peanut with "Warning: contains peanuts" written on it.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 3:41 PM on November 25, 2005

Pfft. There's nowt wrong with a bit of profanity, here and there. It's a joke, laugh.
posted by metaxa at 3:44 PM on November 25, 2005

anyone else think of Max Headroom?
posted by mcsweetie at 3:52 PM on November 25, 2005

10 points for obsessive editing efforts, negative 10 fucktillion points for style and execution.
posted by loquacious at 3:59 PM on November 25, 2005

I laughed.
posted by slow, man at 4:27 PM on November 25, 2005

I cried.
posted by stirfry at 4:34 PM on November 25, 2005

(must. resist. line)
posted by eriko at 4:37 PM on November 25, 2005

Bliar wins for use of "pissflaps". Only "cuntbubble" tops that one.
posted by Decani at 4:47 PM on November 25, 2005

Nunshitter. Cuntpuncher. Popefelcher.

Cuntbubble? Amateurs.
posted by loquacious at 4:51 PM on November 25, 2005

I find this easier listening than the usual buzzword-drone fake-patriotic-piety coming out of these two. Are those actual arabic subtitles?
posted by telstar at 4:52 PM on November 25, 2005

Are those actual arabic subtitles?

Yes. Arabic requires 72 words to express "You fucking shit-stain".
posted by ab'd al'Hazred at 5:06 PM on November 25, 2005

obligatory rx
posted by ab'd al'Hazred at 5:07 PM on November 25, 2005

How many words does Arabic require to express "You mewling, milk-shitting, junk-fucking whoreson of a distended colon-schtupping bastard's bastard"?

Favorite swear ever (Loosely translated from Serbian by someone other than me):

I fuck your sunshine.
posted by loquacious at 5:37 PM on November 25, 2005

Hmm. It seems to me that those arabic subtitles are saying something else -- because they also appear in this video.

Yes, I know we've all seen it a thousand times, but I think it's far more subtle and funny than this latest effort.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:41 PM on November 25, 2005

What ab'd al'Hazred said.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:30 PM on November 25, 2005

I didn't open the link and I have nothing to say about it, but I just want to express my mixed emotions about the fact that Lore is apparently now hanging around here a lot regularly.

I mean, it was hard enough to be funny knowing that any minute you might get upstaged by ColdChef, mr_crash_davis, or - God forbid - Stan Chin, but now we've got to worry about Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg poaching threads for all the good lines? This is just way too much pressure, man.
posted by yhbc at 6:36 PM on November 25, 2005

I'm just here for the ego-stroking.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 6:39 PM on November 25, 2005

That's not your ego.
posted by loquacious at 7:35 PM on November 25, 2005

Damn, lore just hung a curveball.
posted by eriko at 8:42 PM on November 25, 2005

Lame. It was like watching two computers with apple test-to-speech swear at each other.
posted by piratebowling at 7:01 AM on November 26, 2005

Unlame. The little pauses where they look like they're gloating or recovering are brilliant. Bush's smirk is perfect for this. I laughed.
posted by poweredbybeard at 3:24 PM on November 26, 2005

Admittedly, I laughed at the pauses far more than the content.
posted by mykescipark at 6:35 AM on November 27, 2005