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December 11, 2005 7:09 AM Subscribe
Merrian-Webster open dictionary "Have you spotted a new word or a new sense for an old word that hasn't made it into the dictionary yet? Well, here's your chance to add your discovery (and its definition) to Merriam-Webster's Open Dictionary"
Please enter all such words and phrases as "podcasting" "podjacking" "blog" "on crack" "LOL" etc into this book. Then take the book, burn it, throw the ashes down a well, then burn the well and throw those ashes down a giant well. In space.
posted by Eideteker at 7:45 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by Eideteker at 7:45 AM on December 11, 2005
santorum : The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
posted by jeffburdges at 7:53 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by jeffburdges at 7:53 AM on December 11, 2005
This will not end well.
posted by fire&wings at 8:02 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by fire&wings at 8:02 AM on December 11, 2005
I feel for the staffers that will have to comb through this site, now that MeFi has discovered it.
posted by Miko at 8:37 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by Miko at 8:37 AM on December 11, 2005
Feel free to do the same for Collins Word Exchange, from my old employer.
posted by scruss at 8:46 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by scruss at 8:46 AM on December 11, 2005
At last! All of those people who were too late to ride the Sniglets wave will have a place to go. For example:
nastitude (adjective) : A nasty attitude.
I created this word. Example: She had such a nastitude. —Samantha James
flukenstance (noun) : a positive, coincidental convergence of a fluke and a happenstance
It was a wonderful flukenstance that an old friend, pulling a horsetrailer, drove by when my horse unexpectedly threw a shoe on a rocky road
But some of these have potential. This one
Fruk (verb) : Past tense word for Freak.
After my cat exploded, I fruk out.
strikes me as useful. And this one
biastereoa (noun) : The knowing that you're right, even when no one believes you.
Everyone laughed at her when she expressed her true feelings. But even she laughed; out of biastereoa.
strikes me as useful right here on MetaFilter.
posted by Miko at 8:53 AM on December 11, 2005
nastitude (adjective) : A nasty attitude.
I created this word. Example: She had such a nastitude. —Samantha James
flukenstance (noun) : a positive, coincidental convergence of a fluke and a happenstance
It was a wonderful flukenstance that an old friend, pulling a horsetrailer, drove by when my horse unexpectedly threw a shoe on a rocky road
But some of these have potential. This one
Fruk (verb) : Past tense word for Freak.
After my cat exploded, I fruk out.
strikes me as useful. And this one
biastereoa (noun) : The knowing that you're right, even when no one believes you.
Everyone laughed at her when she expressed her true feelings. But even she laughed; out of biastereoa.
strikes me as useful right here on MetaFilter.
posted by Miko at 8:53 AM on December 11, 2005
Someone please come up with a word for "cheesy gimmick to boost hits late in the game."
posted by mediareport at 10:06 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by mediareport at 10:06 AM on December 11, 2005
So far on #metachat (yes, #metachat; we've got teh music going on so suck it, haters) we've got:
Vanitopicality: When you change the topic on IRC to something regarding yourself
Stalkmark: When you bookmark a page for the purposes of future stalking
Flirtrocious: A miserable and desperate attempt at flirtation
Heterno: A polite way of declining the (flattering) advances of a same-sex admirer
posted by Eideteker at 10:08 AM on December 11, 2005
Vanitopicality: When you change the topic on IRC to something regarding yourself
Stalkmark: When you bookmark a page for the purposes of future stalking
Flirtrocious: A miserable and desperate attempt at flirtation
Heterno: A polite way of declining the (flattering) advances of a same-sex admirer
posted by Eideteker at 10:08 AM on December 11, 2005
Wikocrit: One who criticizes Wikipedia while trying to emulate same.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:42 AM on December 11, 2005
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:42 AM on December 11, 2005
fat: past tense of fit
I'm an affable guy. Even though my woodshop class was dominated by hispanic kids, I still fat right in.
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:44 PM on December 11, 2005
I'm an affable guy. Even though my woodshop class was dominated by hispanic kids, I still fat right in.
posted by Citizen Premier at 12:44 PM on December 11, 2005
seigenthaler: A complainer about the legitimacy of open-submission websites. Ex.: I can totally see this project getting seigenthaled.
posted by dhartung at 1:00 PM on December 11, 2005
posted by dhartung at 1:00 PM on December 11, 2005
I believe that there is some humor present in misspelling "Merriam" in this post. That is all.
posted by goatdog at 2:55 PM on December 11, 2005
posted by goatdog at 2:55 PM on December 11, 2005
This is craptastic!
posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:01 PM on December 11, 2005
posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:01 PM on December 11, 2005
Yup, goatdog, dem lexophiles ain't always the most literate:
dictaddiction (noun) : compulsive need to pour through dictionaries endlessly.
posted by rob511 at 6:10 PM on December 11, 2005
dictaddiction (noun) : compulsive need to pour through dictionaries endlessly.
posted by rob511 at 6:10 PM on December 11, 2005
Well, rob511, had you been more dictaddicted, you would have used "pore".
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:20 PM on December 11, 2005
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:20 PM on December 11, 2005
Very astute, w-gp, but it wasn't rob who was doing that using.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:33 PM on December 11, 2005
posted by Kirth Gerson at 6:33 PM on December 11, 2005
You say "Open Dictionary," I say "Open Content"...
Let's call the whole thing off.
posted by anarcation at 10:55 PM on December 11, 2005
Let's call the whole thing off.
posted by anarcation at 10:55 PM on December 11, 2005
"ad eminem" - When you attack the person, not their argument; but you do so with mad phat rimez on the mic.
posted by Eideteker at 10:22 AM on December 13, 2005
posted by Eideteker at 10:22 AM on December 13, 2005
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