Meet Clinton Portis's "friends"
January 6, 2006 10:02 AM Subscribe
Washington Redskin running back Clinton Portis has been having a host of "friends" do his press conferences this season, featuring such notables as Dollah Bill, Bro Sweets, Southeast Jerome (who sadly passed away), and others. This week we met Coach Janky Spanky. Watch his press conference or catch the cliff notes and meet the entire cast.
Clinton Portis' press conferences have been one of the best things about the NFL this season.
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posted by Joey Michaels at 10:11 AM on January 6, 2006
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posted by Joey Michaels at 10:11 AM on January 6, 2006
at Eastern Motors, your job is your credit
posted by mookieproof at 10:19 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by mookieproof at 10:19 AM on January 6, 2006
Clinton's menagerie has almost made me forget the team's deeply offensive name and the fact the owner is the biggest greedhead in the NFL -- an accomplishment.
Almost.
posted by docgonzo at 10:36 AM on January 6, 2006
Almost.
posted by docgonzo at 10:36 AM on January 6, 2006
You've gotta love a guy like Portis who has a pretty funny sense of humor, doesn't mind looking like a goof and then kicks ass on the field too.
And, from what little I've seen, he doesn't have a gargantuan ego either.
You taking notes, TO?
posted by fenriq at 10:39 AM on January 6, 2006
And, from what little I've seen, he doesn't have a gargantuan ego either.
You taking notes, TO?
posted by fenriq at 10:39 AM on January 6, 2006
It may not be cool to pimp a Nick Denton joint, but DeadSpin is all over Clinton and is a great, great read, too.
posted by docgonzo at 10:42 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by docgonzo at 10:42 AM on January 6, 2006
Holy crap. I'd read the transcripts before, but I just saw the video for the first time. He's ridiculously funny.
"Gimme two extra players and that Portis is stopped."
posted by eamondaly at 10:48 AM on January 6, 2006
"Gimme two extra players and that Portis is stopped."
posted by eamondaly at 10:48 AM on January 6, 2006
at Eastern Motors, your job is your credit
Lavar Arrington bursts in: "Stay down, punk!"
posted by tetsuo at 10:54 AM on January 6, 2006
Lavar Arrington bursts in: "Stay down, punk!"
posted by tetsuo at 10:54 AM on January 6, 2006
Last week, he had a group of other players dress up and introduce themselves as their character names, including good old goofy Chris Cooley who introduced himeself as "um... Joe White Guy...". These guys are having fun, and it is fun to watch them on and off the field.
Just to the left of topic: At Saturday's game, a female Philadelphia fan threw a cup of beer at Portis' Mom. Portis' Mom punched her in the nose. The Washington Post Headline? "Momma Said Knock You Out."
Momma McNabb may open and heat you up a can of beef stew. BUt Momma Portis can get your back in a rough neighborhood.
posted by mmahaffie at 10:56 AM on January 6, 2006
Just to the left of topic: At Saturday's game, a female Philadelphia fan threw a cup of beer at Portis' Mom. Portis' Mom punched her in the nose. The Washington Post Headline? "Momma Said Knock You Out."
Momma McNabb may open and heat you up a can of beef stew. BUt Momma Portis can get your back in a rough neighborhood.
posted by mmahaffie at 10:56 AM on January 6, 2006
How long 'till the powers that be in the No Fun League put an end to Mr. Portis' roadshow?
posted by docgonzo at 11:01 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by docgonzo at 11:01 AM on January 6, 2006
This is awesome.
posted by billysumday at 11:11 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by billysumday at 11:11 AM on January 6, 2006
And all this time I've been wearing a suit to my performance reviews like a sucker.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:15 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:15 AM on January 6, 2006
I don't think he's funny. Dime-store costumes, funny names, goofy voices- most of us grew out of that about the time we turned ten.
It's disturbing watching a grown man behave that way.
posted by Jatayu das at 11:21 AM on January 6, 2006
It's disturbing watching a grown man behave that way.
posted by Jatayu das at 11:21 AM on January 6, 2006
It's puerile, but also incredibly funny compared to the gangsta vibe many pro atheltes go for. Portis isn't afraid to make fun of himself, which is cool. And he's embraced DC, which I don't blame a lot of athletes for not doing (I happen to love DC, but it's been a long while since any local sports franchise has done much).
posted by bardic at 11:25 AM on January 6, 2006
posted by bardic at 11:25 AM on January 6, 2006
I've been watching these pressers with a huge amount of amusement all season. It's refreshing to see a big time athlete not take himself so seriously.
This last one is dead on with the coach speak...
posted by bawanaal at 11:26 AM on January 6, 2006
This last one is dead on with the coach speak...
posted by bawanaal at 11:26 AM on January 6, 2006
I don't think he's funny. Dime-store costumes, funny names, goofy voices- most of us grew out of that about the time we turned ten.
It's disturbing watching a grown man behave that way.
I'm guessing you don't watch sports.
posted by billysumday at 11:31 AM on January 6, 2006
It's disturbing watching a grown man behave that way.
I'm guessing you don't watch sports.
posted by billysumday at 11:31 AM on January 6, 2006
I don't follow pro football at all, so this was all new to me, but I've got to say, I love it.
These guys get paid an absurd amount of money to play a game. In order to do well on the field they have to take it seriously. But off the field, its obviously a farce. Clinton Portis seems to have figured out how to deal with that brilliantly.
As for the outfits, I think that Portis is obviously taking a cue from his old DC neighbors, P-Funk. Welcome to the Funk Mob young Clinton.
posted by afflatus at 11:41 AM on January 6, 2006
These guys get paid an absurd amount of money to play a game. In order to do well on the field they have to take it seriously. But off the field, its obviously a farce. Clinton Portis seems to have figured out how to deal with that brilliantly.
As for the outfits, I think that Portis is obviously taking a cue from his old DC neighbors, P-Funk. Welcome to the Funk Mob young Clinton.
posted by afflatus at 11:41 AM on January 6, 2006
docgonzo: "the fact the owner is the biggest greedhead in the NFL"
I think that would be Al Davis of the Oakland/L.A./Oakland Raiders.
posted by Eekacat at 11:56 AM on January 6, 2006
I think that would be Al Davis of the Oakland/L.A./Oakland Raiders.
posted by Eekacat at 11:56 AM on January 6, 2006
Reporter: “Your ears seem to be a different color.”
Portis: “Well, I’m nervous.”
posted by mrgrimm at 12:07 PM on January 6, 2006
Portis: “Well, I’m nervous.”
posted by mrgrimm at 12:07 PM on January 6, 2006
GREAT POST!
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:15 PM on January 6, 2006
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:15 PM on January 6, 2006
How long 'till the powers that be in the No Fun League put an end to Mr. Portis' roadshow?
No shit. Half of the fun each week is just that he got away with it for another week.
posted by yerfatma at 12:44 PM on January 6, 2006
No shit. Half of the fun each week is just that he got away with it for another week.
posted by yerfatma at 12:44 PM on January 6, 2006
Wow. I don't watch sports but this is the funnest stuff I've read all weeks. Really makes my Friday. Thanks for the post!, and Thanks Mr. Portis!
posted by cavalier at 12:53 PM on January 6, 2006
posted by cavalier at 12:53 PM on January 6, 2006
God bless Coach Janky Spanky. And God bless the reporters for playing along, too.
posted by Spatch at 1:05 PM on January 6, 2006
posted by Spatch at 1:05 PM on January 6, 2006
The NFL is so guarded with it's image, players have become robotic, unfunny Campell's Soup or Visa pitchmen at best.
This was refreshing.
posted by wfc123 at 1:27 PM on January 6, 2006
This was refreshing.
posted by wfc123 at 1:27 PM on January 6, 2006
I wanna see the Redskins Vs. The Bengals in the playoffs just to see the shenanigans between Portis and Chad Johnson.
posted by Mick at 11:38 AM on January 7, 2006
posted by Mick at 11:38 AM on January 7, 2006
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