Your mileage may vary...very sexy!

January 13, 2006 5:15 PM

NSFW: Not sure if this is an extension of crush, but if you dig seeing women in fancy shoes destroying real automobiles with sledge hammers and such, the Crash Car Girls are here!
posted by bonefish (20 comments total)

Wow...i had no idea how turned on I am of that.
posted by nickerbocker at 5:29 PM on January 13, 2006

Interesting, never heard of a crush fetish (or crash?) until now. Gave me a funny mental image of someone being turned on by the Monty Python foot.
posted by danb at 5:36 PM on January 13, 2006

I sure hope none of those women ever get a crush on me!

Thank you, tip your waitresses, good night!
posted by jewzilla at 5:53 PM on January 13, 2006

/masterbates furiously.
posted by Smedleyman at 6:21 PM on January 13, 2006

I don't get it.
posted by JeffK at 6:26 PM on January 13, 2006

Look at these ugly, useless cars. Nobody wants them! They DESERVE to be abused!
posted by longsleeves at 6:28 PM on January 13, 2006

Reminds me of Smash my Viper
posted by uftheory at 6:55 PM on January 13, 2006

Thanks for showing that link, uftheory. For some reason, I have the song "Light My Fire" in my head, but instead, I'm hearing "Come on baby smash my Viper" over and over.
posted by daninnj at 7:02 PM on January 13, 2006

Wendy O Williams lives!
posted by oh posey at 7:14 PM on January 13, 2006

Before the internet, I was ashamed, worried my fetishes were too strange.

After the internet, I was ashamed, worried my fetishes were too boring.
posted by Ynoxas at 7:17 PM on January 13, 2006

Ynoxas, I love you!
posted by theperfectcrime at 7:20 PM on January 13, 2006

kinda cute
posted by es_de_bah at 8:54 PM on January 13, 2006

Does somebody have a fetish for parallel construction?
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:19 PM on January 13, 2006

*masterbates indolently*
posted by stirfry at 9:37 PM on January 13, 2006

That's good, stirfy....though I've always preferred "langorously" as my furious-wanking-antonym.

/masturbastes verbally
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:06 PM on January 13, 2006

I don't get it.

I think it's porn for the recently-dumped wives of middle-aged executives.

"Husband recently left you for a younger model? Forget about Playgirl and gay porn. Get your freak on by fantasizing about what you'd like to do to his M-series BMW..."
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:44 AM on January 14, 2006

Hmmm. Maybe they are angry because they keep getting stuck? http://carstuckgirls.com
posted by unknowncommand at 1:33 PM on January 14, 2006

One thing I learnt quite soon after the internet exploded was that no matter what you can think of, someone, somewhere has set up a website for people who get off on it. Not that I was trawling obsessively for porn, you understand.. Good gracious no.

I think the most baffling one for me is the one which has photos of women wearing headphones. NSFW? I have no idea. I have no idea about anything like this anymore.
posted by Decani at 1:41 PM on January 14, 2006

As a furious car-hating bike messenger, I wholly approve of this website.
posted by kaibutsu at 3:49 PM on January 14, 2006

Ynoxas, I love you!
posted by theperfectcrime at 9:20 PM CST on January 13 [!]

I love you too.

As long as, you know, you're into the same stuff. *wink*
posted by Ynoxas at 11:12 PM on January 14, 2006