Look into my eyes, Lana Turner...

February 10, 2006 12:23 AM

Murder for hire, hypnotism, celebrity marriage, Federal agents, million-dollar yachts, hang-gliding "accidents", collegiate endowments, and diploma mills. Even the author of the piece has an interesting back-story.
posted by BitterOldPunk (7 comments total)

"Even the author of the piece has an interesting back-story."

Not surprising seeing as the author appears to bedead porn legend John Holmes. Now that my friends is magic...
posted by MikeMc at 6:44 AM on February 10, 2006

Oddly few comments for such an interesting story.

Thank you, I had never heard of this.
posted by IndigoJones at 10:07 AM on February 10, 2006

This guy has written an interesting article but it's hard to take him seriously with a mustache like that...
posted by Spacelegoman at 10:48 AM on February 10, 2006

Good, murky stuff.

IndigoJones said 'Oddly few comments for such an interesting story.'

The better the post, the fewer the comments, I often find.
posted by jack_mo at 11:06 AM on February 10, 2006

Thank you, Indigo and jack_mo. I was begining to feel slighted....
posted by BitterOldPunk at 11:25 AM on February 10, 2006

Wow, what a story. I can't believe there aren't more comments. Stuff like this is why I keep MeFi in my daily rotation.
posted by lovecrafty at 11:11 PM on February 10, 2006

This is the most bizarre story I've read in a long long time. If it were a work of fiction, I'm sure it would be dismissed for lack of believability! Truth really is stranger than fiction.
posted by harmless at 2:23 AM on February 11, 2006