I'll wear camo and you wear leather
March 8, 2006 12:42 PM Subscribe
Jack is looking for love, specifically someone who shares his love of chowder and his desire to wait out the apocalypse in a bunker. He sings,
he dances, and he's one of the world's top five camouflagists.
Oh, he's friends with the Suicide Girls. I take it back.
posted by zonkout at 12:56 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by zonkout at 12:56 PM on March 8, 2006
I started building a bunker. Then I stopped to have some lunch. I consumed four bowls of chowder. Then I didn't feel like working on the bunker anymore. So I dipped my hand down into what was left of the fourth bowl of chowder and masturbated to an old Bette Davis movie. Jesus wept.
-from the comments
posted by kuatto at 1:05 PM on March 8, 2006
-from the comments
posted by kuatto at 1:05 PM on March 8, 2006
Jack....stand. up. please.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:07 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by Smedleyman at 1:07 PM on March 8, 2006
I think Youtube should think about ditching the whole "Broadcast Yourself" tagline. It gives people bad ideas.
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:11 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:11 PM on March 8, 2006
I've yet to click a link to someone's Myspace, and not immediately been overcome with the urge to nuke Earth from space.
posted by FunkyHelix at 1:14 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by FunkyHelix at 1:14 PM on March 8, 2006
It's chow-DAH! DAH! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury!
posted by Ohdemah at 1:21 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by Ohdemah at 1:21 PM on March 8, 2006
All I could think of was Napoleon Dynamite.
posted by luftmensch at 1:43 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by luftmensch at 1:43 PM on March 8, 2006
If I killed just one bad ironist who appreciates kitsch even when it's obviously fake, would it leave me satisfied? Or would I turn into a serial killer in a filthy apartment littered with the retro jeans and black plastic spectacles of my victims?
posted by Mayor Curley at 1:48 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by Mayor Curley at 1:48 PM on March 8, 2006
and he's one of the world's top five camouflagists.
"So tell me about this new guy you're seeing."
"I haven't actually seen him yet."
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 1:55 PM on March 8, 2006
"So tell me about this new guy you're seeing."
"I haven't actually seen him yet."
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 1:55 PM on March 8, 2006
This would be funny if it was a genuine loony, rather than a weak character comedian.
posted by jack_mo at 1:59 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by jack_mo at 1:59 PM on March 8, 2006
It's chow-DAH! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you on the jury!
Sha-oh-dayuh.
posted by Gator at 2:16 PM on March 8, 2006
Sha-oh-dayuh.
posted by Gator at 2:16 PM on March 8, 2006
MySpace?
Funny he doesn't LOOK like a pedophile.
Oh wait... nix that.
posted by HTuttle at 2:27 PM on March 8, 2006
Funny he doesn't LOOK like a pedophile.
Oh wait... nix that.
posted by HTuttle at 2:27 PM on March 8, 2006
"better not click on this then.
Dammit hypocritical ross! I knew not to, but my curiosity killed me. Now my brain is broken.
posted by Phantomx at 2:33 PM on March 8, 2006
Dammit hypocritical ross! I knew not to, but my curiosity killed me. Now my brain is broken.
posted by Phantomx at 2:33 PM on March 8, 2006
But... would Josh approve?
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:41 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:41 PM on March 8, 2006
Goddoam Ross. That was evil.
FunkyHelix, please fire at will.
Ditto that.
posted by a3matrix at 2:49 PM on March 8, 2006
FunkyHelix, please fire at will.
Ditto that.
posted by a3matrix at 2:49 PM on March 8, 2006
so, ya know...yaa....so, ya know.
posted by freudianslipper at 4:53 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by freudianslipper at 4:53 PM on March 8, 2006
Drexen said 'Is that right, Jack?'
Hee. This is the only website where I have my real name in my username, so the possibility of lapsing into eponysterical commenting kind of slipped my mind.
posted by jack_mo at 5:27 PM on March 8, 2006
Hee. This is the only website where I have my real name in my username, so the possibility of lapsing into eponysterical commenting kind of slipped my mind.
posted by jack_mo at 5:27 PM on March 8, 2006
It's like a miracle. No longer will I feel awkward about the hesitant, personal "About Me" glurge I've posted on social networking sites. A great weight has been lifted from me.
I am cleansed.
posted by sidereal at 5:57 PM on March 8, 2006
I am cleansed.
posted by sidereal at 5:57 PM on March 8, 2006
That web page just made me realize why so many people like to profess an undying hatred of MySpace.com. It was so awful I think it gave me cancer.
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on March 8, 2006
posted by clevershark at 9:31 PM on March 8, 2006
I think this guy's way cooler than he lets on.... it's just hard to convey that when you're out hiding in the garden.
posted by r3tr0 at 5:44 AM on March 9, 2006
posted by r3tr0 at 5:44 AM on March 9, 2006
sharpener stated MiltonRandKalman owes me a keyboard.
I told you not to eat chowder whilst reading comments.
Jack rules, I wish I was his brother so I could hang out with him all the time. Its a tad rough, but I suspect lots more quality comedy content coming from Jack.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:31 PM on March 9, 2006
I told you not to eat chowder whilst reading comments.
Jack rules, I wish I was his brother so I could hang out with him all the time. Its a tad rough, but I suspect lots more quality comedy content coming from Jack.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:31 PM on March 9, 2006
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