Call me Ol' Angelo Fatnose.

March 10, 2006 4:30 AM

Call me Ol' Angelo Fatnose. In anticipation of the return of The Sopranos on Sunday night, I'm wondering: what's your Mafia name?
posted by mickeyz (34 comments total)

"Emilio the Spanker"

Words fail me.

*Gets out popcorn in anticipation of GYOFB lash out*
posted by antifuse at 4:36 AM on March 10, 2006

Don Vito Bestofthewebo
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:37 AM on March 10, 2006

:)
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:38 AM on March 10, 2006

Bruno the Fruit

Sheesh!

What did I do to deserve that?
posted by jpburns at 4:41 AM on March 10, 2006

Oh wow! A site that picks a random word from each of three lists! Best of the net, best of the net.
posted by mischief at 4:44 AM on March 10, 2006

mickeyz
posted by ColdChef at 4:44 AM on March 10, 2006

Oscar Da Mouth - yay!
posted by Happy Dave at 5:00 AM on March 10, 2006

Mod note: changed tinyurl to real NYTimes URL in fpp
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:06 AM on March 10, 2006

"Big Stink" Lou; lets see someone top that!
posted by TedW at 5:14 AM on March 10, 2006

Earlier I was 'Marco the Brain'; now I'm the decidedly-less-cool 'Roman Candle Leo'. Mafioso names' lease hath all too short a date.
posted by primer_dimer at 5:56 AM on March 10, 2006

Ol' Pepsi Blue Eyez
posted by Mick at 5:58 AM on March 10, 2006

Horrid Buzz Offence
posted by Mick at 5:59 AM on March 10, 2006

Three Legs Luigi
posted by Tullius at 6:03 AM on March 10, 2006

Retarded Mario Giordano

sheesh
posted by timsteil at 6:19 AM on March 10, 2006

Nice ta meetcha, Luigi. I'm 'Third Leg' Giorgio. Apparently.
posted by Songdog at 6:43 AM on March 10, 2006

Ol' Tito Leatherchest.

Wtf?
posted by slimepuppy at 6:46 AM on March 10, 2006

Ol' Salvatore Leatherface

Please, no more Sopranos hype. I'm already wetting myself waiting for Sunday night. This is, without a doubt, the most well made show on television. Cinematography, symbolism, people getting whacked... it's like a great movie you watch an hour at a time.
posted by anomie at 6:48 AM on March 10, 2006

*sips Pepsi Blue, refreshes second favorite site*
posted by graventy at 7:23 AM on March 10, 2006

For some reason my mafia name is Quonsar.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:56 AM on March 10, 2006

Ralphie the Stinkeye
posted by emelenjr at 7:57 AM on March 10, 2006

No Brainer Donato.

Not bad.
posted by jonmc at 7:57 AM on March 10, 2006

Lisa Eatsapizza.

No. Not really. I didn't do the lame name generator. That's what my Italian longshoreman uncle dubbed me when I was small.
posted by ereshkigal45 at 7:59 AM on March 10, 2006

Ungrateful Ninja
posted by klangklangston at 9:09 AM on March 10, 2006

Ethelred the Unready.
posted by AuntLisa at 9:50 AM on March 10, 2006

i have been thinking about doing a post about this great pirate name generator i found. this is encouraging, thanks!
posted by poppo at 9:55 AM on March 10, 2006

DakotaPaul: Oscar the Spy
Paul: Alphonso the Boss
Pauly: Butt Ugly Emilio
posted by DakotaPaul at 10:31 AM on March 10, 2006

"Mickey Z" is a better nick than Angelo Fatnose.

Especially if you're that Mickey Z.

(on checking userpage:) Hey, you are! Welcome to Mefi, Mr. Fatnose!
posted by soyjoy at 10:47 AM on March 10, 2006

Ol' Fabrizio Bitchtits. Seriously.
posted by brain_drain at 12:19 PM on March 10, 2006

Wow. I'm Giorgio the Assassin. Could've been much worse.
posted by genefinder at 12:54 PM on March 10, 2006

Metafilter: Luca/Nina the Spaz

Myname: Slick Silvio Gallo
posted by PurplePorpoise at 1:14 PM on March 10, 2006

So wait. What channel is the Sopranos on? And what time will it be shown?
posted by crunchland at 1:24 PM on March 10, 2006

tpl187_6969_ROFL_BBQ
posted by tpl1212 at 2:10 PM on March 10, 2006

Hi soyjoy. Do I know you?
posted by mickeyz at 6:44 PM on March 10, 2006

mickeyz: You are doubtless unaware of my pitiful existence, but we are both regular contributors to a certain national newspaper magazine, if that helps.
posted by soyjoy at 8:20 AM on March 13, 2006