Booby boomies

March 30, 2006 9:19 AM

No implants on this Virgin? Sounds like some celebs won't be able to fly Virgin's space flights. Too bad. But what about other implants?
posted by underthehat (13 comments total)

Can one break the hymen by fingering alone?
posted by The Jesse Helms at 9:20 AM on March 30, 2006

I would think there would be bigger worries for commercial space programs at this point in history.
posted by Pollomacho at 9:31 AM on March 30, 2006

Mythbusters had a segment about this (Wikipedia, see episode 2 and fan site summary). To give away the end, the myth was busted. They couldn't get the implants to burst.
posted by skynxnex at 9:35 AM on March 30, 2006

This is why I *heart* teh internets. I read the implant list and noticed a male name.

celeb implant list:
Brian Zembic (born 1961 in Winnipeg Canada) is a high-stakes gambler specializing in blackjack and backgammon.

Zembic is notorious for being willing to bet on anything. He was once bet $100,000 to get breast implants and keep them for one year. After completing the terms of the wager, he decided to keep them. The story of Zembic's wager is recounted in the book The Man with the $100,000 Breasts (ISBN 0767904451).

Zembic is also an amateur magician.

posted by ninjew at 9:43 AM on March 30, 2006

Another male on the list - Genesis P' Orridge. Well, sorta male.
posted by davebush at 10:13 AM on March 30, 2006

Zembic is notorious for being willing to bet on anything. He was once bet $100,000 to get breast implants and keep them for one year. After completing the terms of the wager, he decided to keep them. The story of Zembic's wager is recounted in the book The Man with the $100,000 Breasts (ISBN 0767904451).

Zembic is also an amateur magician.

Upon waking from the procedure, Zembic was overheard to say, "I've made a huge mistake."
posted by Pollomacho at 10:32 AM on March 30, 2006

I want these motherfucking boobies off the motherfucking plane.
posted by qvantamon at 11:19 AM on March 30, 2006

Oh, yeah, and good airplane smalltalk too...

"Hello, I've heard breat implants can explode if the cabin loses pressure. Care if I feel your boobies? I'd feel so much safer..."
posted by qvantamon at 11:37 AM on March 30, 2006

Zembic is well known in gambling circles - he still has the implants after winning his bet, and he says he gets laid more with them than he did without them.
posted by bashos_frog at 1:36 PM on March 30, 2006

Here's a book about Zembic (and others).
posted by bashos_frog at 1:37 PM on March 30, 2006

When your page advertising penile implants has a graphic of the washington monument, you might be over compensating.
posted by Mitheral at 2:09 PM on March 30, 2006

In the event of an inevitable in-air explosion, I will volunteer my life by throwing my body heroically upon the malevolent mammaries in question.
posted by CynicalKnight at 3:03 PM on March 30, 2006

I'm surprised that Zembic is still a professional gambler instead of staying home and playing with his chesticles.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 3:13 PM on March 30, 2006