We're gonna give it to ya!

June 20, 2006 8:02 PM

Pizazz!
posted by zardoz (45 comments total)

um...
posted by mds35 at 8:05 PM on June 20, 2006

uh...
posted by mds35 at 8:05 PM on June 20, 2006

hahahahahaha!
posted by mds35 at 8:05 PM on June 20, 2006

nice half-shirt
posted by mathowie at 8:07 PM on June 20, 2006

Just Jack~
posted by bigmusic at 8:07 PM on June 20, 2006

Good lord, this is so old...

And so very, very gay...
posted by OhPuhLeez at 8:10 PM on June 20, 2006

But it's trying way, way to hard to be wacky. Which makes it boring. To me. But I'm especially cranky tonight.
posted by tula at 8:11 PM on June 20, 2006

Viral marketing for the XBox.

Flagged.
posted by Colloquial Collision at 8:14 PM on June 20, 2006

Boo. Hiss.
posted by StopMakingSense at 8:17 PM on June 20, 2006

Don't ever, ever post anything to the internet ever again.
posted by fatbobsmith at 8:18 PM on June 20, 2006

Someone needs to revoke that mans belly shirt license.
posted by Suparnova at 8:20 PM on June 20, 2006

Wow...um...haven't seen something like that in a while. You get points just for confusing me, my friend. I need a drink after that...
posted by Doublewhiskeycokenoice at 8:26 PM on June 20, 2006

we're gonna give it to you. (come on, come on)

the new aybabtu?
posted by Surfurrus at 8:37 PM on June 20, 2006

Is this when I'm supposed to act old and cynical? Cause it's hard for me to tell sometimes.
posted by muddgirl at 8:38 PM on June 20, 2006

Could single link posts that mainly either appeal to gays or make fun of gays be tagged so? After vewing the clip I it seems very gay but I have no idea whether it is pro or con.

As an 11 on the scale of manly heterosexuality, my guess is that a con gay clip like this is also pro.

but please warn me.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 8:41 PM on June 20, 2006

Fatbob:Don't ever, ever post anything to the internet ever again.
Damn that's too funny.
posted by PHINC at 8:44 PM on June 20, 2006

Uh, hear also (NSFW).
posted by sharpener at 8:44 PM on June 20, 2006

Isn't this a double? Or did I see it on metachat?
posted by puke & cry at 8:47 PM on June 20, 2006 [1 favorite]

And so very, very gay...

I dunno, in my experience bad singing and terrible dancing≠gay.
Fruity as all get out, though.

But it's nice to see that the kid everyone beat up in the third grade's finally made something of himself.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:48 PM on June 20, 2006

I probably should have listened to the mp3 sharpener linked to before disagreeing with OhPuhLeez.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to sweep up my shattered stereotype of all gay folks having above average singing and dancing abilities.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:51 PM on June 20, 2006

I personally find it offensive that mathowie would star in such a video. Would somebody think of the children?
posted by matkline at 8:58 PM on June 20, 2006

That was really horrible. Thanks zardoz. The blog.
posted by tellurian at 9:10 PM on June 20, 2006

zardoz, zarzoz,
zardoz, we're gonna give it to you...
zardoz, zardoz, zardoz...

you're dead, you're dead,
you're dead, they'll never find your body...
zardoz, zardoz, zardoz...
posted by wendell at 9:13 PM on June 20, 2006

unsubscribe!
posted by jonson at 9:16 PM on June 20, 2006

Okay.
posted by delmoi at 9:19 PM on June 20, 2006

Now that's a gay lifestyle!
posted by kirkaracha at 9:24 PM on June 20, 2006

rofl, this is hilariously disturbing fun. thanks zardoz!
posted by jba at 9:41 PM on June 20, 2006

zardoz, zarzoz,
zardoz, we're gonna give it to you...

Surely that would be:

Zardoz Zardoz,
The gun is good the penis bad,
Zardoz Zardoz Zardoz

Zardoz Zardoz,
You are a giant floating head,
Zardoz Zardoz Zardoz

Zardoz Zardoz
Sean has magic trippy sweat
Zardoz Zardoz Zardoz
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:55 PM on June 20, 2006

Well thanks for giving us some pizazz and all, zardoz, and it was nice meeting your merry friend.
posted by BillyElmore at 10:02 PM on June 20, 2006

That was brilliant. And by "brilliant," I mean aggressively stupid. And by "aggressively stupid," I mean brilliant.
posted by brundlefly at 11:05 PM on June 20, 2006

That had a lot of....whatdyacallit....moxie.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:10 PM on June 20, 2006

I don't think it's legal to be that enthusiastic about pizazz. At least, in a sane world, it should be illegal.
posted by PontifexPrimus at 2:30 AM on June 21, 2006

Is this Folger's 2.0?
posted by rob511 at 2:40 AM on June 21, 2006

This predates that Folger's ad, so the Folger's ad is actually Pizzazz! 2.0.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:24 AM on June 21, 2006

Pizzas!
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:06 AM on June 21, 2006

I went to Hampshire in the 80's and it seems that nothing has really changed.
posted by jessamyn at 6:18 AM on June 21, 2006

I am still patiently waiting for that pizazz. I don't feel that he delivered what was promised.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 6:48 AM on June 21, 2006

That was a little disquieting (what the heck is up with the psychedelic "MOD 5!!" mansion? Surely this doesn't warrant TWO exclamation marks?). But at least he was having fun!
posted by Drexen at 7:22 AM on June 21, 2006

Happy Gay Pride!!!
posted by MotherTucker at 8:56 AM on June 21, 2006

brundlefly : That was brilliant. And by "brilliant," I mean aggressively stupid. And by "aggressively stupid," I mean brilliant.

This made me laugh. A lot.
posted by quin at 10:14 AM on June 21, 2006

Man, I thought I was at least going to see some jazz hands...and yet, I am still strangely satisfied by the amount of pizazz present in that video.
posted by theinsectsarewaiting at 12:16 PM on June 21, 2006

Cape May is gay??

I just thought it was fun old fashioned houses.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:40 PM on June 21, 2006

There was defininately pizazz. Mega.
posted by hellphish at 12:58 PM on June 21, 2006

I feel as though no other pizazz will be quite enough, this pizazz has set the bar too high.
posted by Outlawyr at 2:32 PM on June 21, 2006

This pizazz, it vibrates?
posted by ancientgower at 7:30 PM on June 21, 2006