YouTube-like interface, but for porn.
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PornoTube - it's like YouTube, only for porn! [so NSFW]
Metafilter yet again inspiring me to say, "Well there goes my weekend!"
posted by hermitosis at 4:35 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by hermitosis at 4:35 PM on July 2, 2006
I thought porn was supposed to do this kind of thing first, not play catch-up.
posted by reklaw at 4:40 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by reklaw at 4:40 PM on July 2, 2006
Well, Veoh just dumped all of its adult content (with no warning to users, apparently), so it was only a matter of time before other sites started getting the 2nd-tier attention.
posted by mediareport at 4:42 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by mediareport at 4:42 PM on July 2, 2006
I wonder if there's a PornoFilter out there where people complain about single-link posts to PornoTube...
posted by brundlefly at 4:45 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by brundlefly at 4:45 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
I thought porn was supposed to do this kind of thing first, not play catch-up.
Google was in fact based on a highly popular porno search algorithm.
You don't wanna know what inspired Mefi.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 4:46 PM on July 2, 2006
Google was in fact based on a highly popular porno search algorithm.
You don't wanna know what inspired Mefi.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 4:46 PM on July 2, 2006
A single-link post... to a porn site.
Oh, please. Single-link posts are fine here - always have been. If you don't believe me, here's Matt saying so just this afternoon. And the site's been linking to porn for years; if it bothers you, what are you even doing in this thread? There's no denying that this kind of adult-content user submission video site is timely news.
Yeesh. How can someone with a user number of 1178 have missed this kind of basic stuff, and then rush to judgment in such an off-base way? Ignore it, c:\awesome.
posted by mediareport at 4:50 PM on July 2, 2006
Oh, please. Single-link posts are fine here - always have been. If you don't believe me, here's Matt saying so just this afternoon. And the site's been linking to porn for years; if it bothers you, what are you even doing in this thread? There's no denying that this kind of adult-content user submission video site is timely news.
Yeesh. How can someone with a user number of 1178 have missed this kind of basic stuff, and then rush to judgment in such an off-base way? Ignore it, c:\awesome.
posted by mediareport at 4:50 PM on July 2, 2006
The audio section is fantastic. I should upload my Russ Myers collection. Wakka-chikka wakka-chikka.
posted by dgaicun at 4:51 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by dgaicun at 4:51 PM on July 2, 2006
I just got fired from my job. Can someone tell me what "NSWF" stands for?
posted by staggernation at 4:52 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by staggernation at 4:52 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be more worried that you dont understand what "Porno" means.
posted by vacapinta at 5:00 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by vacapinta at 5:00 PM on July 2, 2006
Saw this on digg yesterday, and I don't think it's very web 2.0, like no comments, the tag interface doesn't browse past the letter "a". They've only copied superficial aspects of youtube.
posted by bobo123 at 5:17 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by bobo123 at 5:17 PM on July 2, 2006
mischief, take a break from being a prick, and you'd see that staggernation was telling a joke. The joke being, see, that he didn't know what NSFW stood for, and then as a consequence, he opened the link while at work, you see, and... sigh. Never mind. Go back to being a prick.
posted by jonson at 5:42 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by jonson at 5:42 PM on July 2, 2006
Please people... this is only going to clog up the tubes.
posted by ninjew at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by ninjew at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006
Actually I think staggernation was hinting that "NSFW" was misspelt "NSWF", but it's since been corrected, killing the joke.
posted by clevershark at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by clevershark at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006
Shitty joke, then. Pretty shitty site too.
posted by puke & cry at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by puke & cry at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
NOT SAFE WITH FORK!
this site sucks (poor selection) but I could see it being very awesome once it picks up.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 5:53 PM on July 2, 2006
this site sucks (poor selection) but I could see it being very awesome once it picks up.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 5:53 PM on July 2, 2006
Whole lotta... gay on there.
not that there's anything wrong with that!
posted by papakwanz at 7:15 PM on July 2, 2006
not that there's anything wrong with that!
posted by papakwanz at 7:15 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
posted by rinkjustice at 7:33 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by rinkjustice at 7:33 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
mischief, take a break from being a prick, and you'd see that staggernation was telling a joke.
D'ya think?
posted by Neiltupper at 7:36 PM on July 2, 2006
D'ya think?
posted by Neiltupper at 7:36 PM on July 2, 2006
Oh, please. Young people can find smut all over the internet, it isn't as if they come here to find it.
p.s. I condone smut in all forms, including that on corn.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:52 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
p.s. I condone smut in all forms, including that on corn.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:52 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
Its the buildup and the tension that makes these exciting.
Watching you tube porn without that context is like watching a soccer highlight movie of nothing but the 30 seconds of scoring clipped from hundreds of games-.
posted by Smedleyman at 7:54 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
Watching you tube porn without that context is like watching a soccer highlight movie of nothing but the 30 seconds of scoring clipped from hundreds of games-.
posted by Smedleyman at 7:54 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
The buildup and tension is the time it takes to find the right video, silly.
posted by mendel at 8:00 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by mendel at 8:00 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
You should be ashamed of posting blindered someone-think-of-the-children-isms on a website frequented by thinking, self-directed individuals...
posted by cortex at 8:00 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting blindered someone-think-of-the-children-isms on a website frequented by thinking, self-directed individuals...
posted by cortex at 8:00 PM on July 2, 2006
I was saying "Boo-urns."
posted by adamgreenfield at 8:04 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by adamgreenfield at 8:04 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
What, like young people aren't even bigger perverts than their parents?
What, like the vast majority of the users here aren't 25-30+ in age? On a site that once featured paid advertisements for the Suicide Girls? Where we even say nasty, forbidden words like "fuck", "shit", and "shut the fuck up you gimp-humping nunshitter"?
You should be ashamed of bringing your puritanical asshat and then donning it in here in this weird, wooly corner of the web.
posted by loquacious at 8:23 PM on July 2, 2006
What, like young people aren't even bigger perverts than their parents?
What, like the vast majority of the users here aren't 25-30+ in age? On a site that once featured paid advertisements for the Suicide Girls? Where we even say nasty, forbidden words like "fuck", "shit", and "shut the fuck up you gimp-humping nunshitter"?
You should be ashamed of bringing your puritanical asshat and then donning it in here in this weird, wooly corner of the web.
posted by loquacious at 8:23 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting blindered someone-think-of-the-children-isms on a website frequented by thinking, self-directed individuals...
thank you, cortex.
posted by bukharin at 8:23 PM on July 2, 2006
metafilter: shut the fuck up you gimp-humping nunshitter
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:28 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:28 PM on July 2, 2006
RinkJustice: "You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously."
You actually saying that with a straight face? Seriously.
Contrary to (un)popular belief, it is not the responsibility of every adult on the internet to protect children from reality. If a parent wants to protect their child from whatever that parent perceives as "smut," it is that parent's responsibility. Besides, any 'young person' who doesn't know what a boobie looks like? Obviously wasn't breast fed. No. I didn't say that with a straight face.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:30 PM on July 2, 2006
You actually saying that with a straight face? Seriously.
Contrary to (un)popular belief, it is not the responsibility of every adult on the internet to protect children from reality. If a parent wants to protect their child from whatever that parent perceives as "smut," it is that parent's responsibility. Besides, any 'young person' who doesn't know what a boobie looks like? Obviously wasn't breast fed. No. I didn't say that with a straight face.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:30 PM on July 2, 2006
so that's what the Russian military is like, huh?
posted by boo_radley at 8:32 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by boo_radley at 8:32 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
I've been around for a few years now, and I've seen some strange things posted on Metafilter. However, I've never seen a link to anything involving sex.
Jesus, it's just so surprising.
posted by bradth27 at 8:33 PM on July 2, 2006 [2 favorites]
I've been around for a few years now, and I've seen some strange things posted on Metafilter. However, I've never seen a link to anything involving sex.
Jesus, it's just so surprising.
posted by bradth27 at 8:33 PM on July 2, 2006 [2 favorites]
Shitcock bitchfucker!*
*Best expletive ever.... until I read gimp-humping nunshitter...
posted by brundlefly at 8:39 PM on July 2, 2006
*Best expletive ever.... until I read gimp-humping nunshitter...
posted by brundlefly at 8:39 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people.
Wow, real-life people actually use "smut" in a non-ironic way?
Ok, fess up, who got their grandma a MeFi account for christmas?
posted by signal at 8:45 PM on July 2, 2006
Wow, real-life people actually use "smut" in a non-ironic way?
Ok, fess up, who got their grandma a MeFi account for christmas?
posted by signal at 8:45 PM on July 2, 2006
Ok, fess up, who got their grandma a MeFi account for christmas?
Me. It was a cheap gift. Besides, she uses "instant" in her banana pudding these days.
posted by bradth27 at 8:52 PM on July 2, 2006
Me. It was a cheap gift. Besides, she uses "instant" in her banana pudding these days.
posted by bradth27 at 8:52 PM on July 2, 2006
wow, this site desperately needs a way to easily differentiate gay porn from straight porn, and lesbian porn from male gay porn. there's simply way too much room for error in the system as it stands.
posted by shmegegge at 8:53 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by shmegegge at 8:53 PM on July 2, 2006
It seems like 90% of the clips -- apart from the tremendous collection of gay clips -- are 10 to 30 seconds long. What, exactly, is the point of a ten second porn clip? Hell, what's the point of a 60 second porn clip? Why even bother uploading such a thing?
posted by majick at 9:02 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by majick at 9:02 PM on July 2, 2006
My sources tell me that the clips are often used to facilitate masturbation, majick.
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:08 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:08 PM on July 2, 2006
Why not? Who's going to be disappointed?
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:18 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:18 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
*spits beer out nose*
Someone tell me this guy's being post-neo-retro-ironic or something. And that his diet plan site is, too. MeFi's been condoning smut on the front page for as long as I can remember.
Seriously.
posted by mediareport at 9:24 PM on July 2, 2006
*spits beer out nose*
Someone tell me this guy's being post-neo-retro-ironic or something. And that his diet plan site is, too. MeFi's been condoning smut on the front page for as long as I can remember.
Seriously.
posted by mediareport at 9:24 PM on July 2, 2006
I just got fired from my job. Can someone tell me what "NSWF" stands for?
Doesn't much matter what it stands for considering that the very first two syllables of the post are "Porno."
posted by chimaera at 9:40 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
Doesn't much matter what it stands for considering that the very first two syllables of the post are "Porno."
posted by chimaera at 9:40 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
"you should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously."
a life without smut is a boring life indeed... young people know this. i guess the better question is: how are young people getting on this site? i had to have a bank account and a secret decoder pin....
posted by Davaal at 9:41 PM on July 2, 2006
a life without smut is a boring life indeed... young people know this. i guess the better question is: how are young people getting on this site? i had to have a bank account and a secret decoder pin....
posted by Davaal at 9:41 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of posting and condoning smut on a website frequented by young people. Get a life. Seriously.
You should be ashamed of promoting your particular backwards Bronze Age ideology pretty much anywhere. Get bent. Seriously.
posted by solid-one-love at 9:50 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of promoting your particular backwards Bronze Age ideology pretty much anywhere. Get bent. Seriously.
posted by solid-one-love at 9:50 PM on July 2, 2006
Why even bother uploading such a thing?
I use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection.
Then I use that erection to masturbate with.
posted by papakwanz at 10:02 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
I use this tape to stimulate myself into having an erection.
Then I use that erection to masturbate with.
posted by papakwanz at 10:02 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
You should be ashamed of promoting your particular backwards Bronze Age ideology pretty much anywhere. Get bent. Seriously.
You should be ashamed of feeding a troll on a website frequented by people who dislike derails. Get edumucated. Seriously.
The troll's profile states that his top tags for AskMe are: website - marketing - online - girls. Need I say more?
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:07 PM on July 2, 2006
You should be ashamed of feeding a troll on a website frequented by people who dislike derails. Get edumucated. Seriously.
The troll's profile states that his top tags for AskMe are: website - marketing - online - girls. Need I say more?
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:07 PM on July 2, 2006
Tell me more about the girls. Are they naked?
posted by loquacious at 10:22 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by loquacious at 10:22 PM on July 2, 2006
Tell me more about the girls. Are they naked?
No idea - it would cost me $1.99/min to find out.
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:32 PM on July 2, 2006
No idea - it would cost me $1.99/min to find out.
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:32 PM on July 2, 2006
$1.99 a minute!? That's like a whole 33 cents!
posted by loquacious at 10:44 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by loquacious at 10:44 PM on July 2, 2006
Ubu, he's not a troll. He's a Mormon.
posted by thirteenkiller at 10:55 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by thirteenkiller at 10:55 PM on July 2, 2006
You might want to get edumacated and check out his posting history, Ubu. Good dog.
posted by solid-one-love at 11:12 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by solid-one-love at 11:12 PM on July 2, 2006
Both posts tagged with girls are related to his three daughters, which I doubt anyone else thinks of related to the girls tag. He's not a troll, he's a douchebag.
posted by puke & cry at 11:14 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by puke & cry at 11:14 PM on July 2, 2006 [1 favorite]
Pepsi Blue Balls
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:15 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:15 PM on July 2, 2006
You might want to get edumacated and check out his posting history, Ubu. Good dog.
Sure. And can you also tell me where I can check in my sense of humour? I didn't realise I was supposed to leave it at the door.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:24 PM on July 2, 2006
Sure. And can you also tell me where I can check in my sense of humour? I didn't realise I was supposed to leave it at the door.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:24 PM on July 2, 2006
Pornotube is like dystopian Newspeak jargon from Brave New World. "DMX-128b, are you watching pornotube again?"
posted by bukharin at 11:28 PM on July 2, 2006
This is a better thing than what our government is doing. And I giggle anytime anyone says porno, its so delightfully quaint. Like chug-a-lug.
posted by fenriq at 11:46 PM on July 2, 2006
posted by fenriq at 11:46 PM on July 2, 2006
I did a search on their page for "sex" and it turned up no results--
(hahahahha....)
The eleven minute "severina vuckovic" is pretty good though.
posted by whimsicalnymph at 12:00 AM on July 3, 2006
(hahahahha....)
The eleven minute "severina vuckovic" is pretty good though.
posted by whimsicalnymph at 12:00 AM on July 3, 2006
And can you also tell me where I can check in my sense of humour?
Well, to be fair, you're the one who came in all serious-like about how we shouldn't feed the trolls and going, "Need I say more?" Where was your sense of humor then? Anyway, this thread might help you understand that rinkjustice almost certainly wasn't trolling here, and has a serious misunderstanding about the place of adult content at MeFi.
posted by mediareport at 12:21 AM on July 3, 2006
Well, to be fair, you're the one who came in all serious-like about how we shouldn't feed the trolls and going, "Need I say more?" Where was your sense of humor then? Anyway, this thread might help you understand that rinkjustice almost certainly wasn't trolling here, and has a serious misunderstanding about the place of adult content at MeFi.
posted by mediareport at 12:21 AM on July 3, 2006
(well, i thought it was at least vaguely humorous that somebody ostensibly opposed to porn would have "website - marketing - online - girls" as their most used tags, but maybe that's just the kind of coincidental irony that tickles me. i certainly never expected anybody to assume i was being serious! anyway, nothing to see here)
posted by UbuRoivas at 12:37 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by UbuRoivas at 12:37 AM on July 3, 2006
What sort of porn site returns no results for santorum?
posted by Joeforking at 12:46 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by Joeforking at 12:46 AM on July 3, 2006
Buhkharin: Thanks for (inadvertently) reminding me of Overdrawn At The Memory Bank. It has the best (ok) worst future-speak of any film I've ever seen....
posted by Jon Mitchell at 12:47 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by Jon Mitchell at 12:47 AM on July 3, 2006
Buhkharin: Thanks for (inadvertently) reminding me of Overdrawn At The Memory Bank. It has the best (ok) worst future-speak of any film I've ever seen....
Do not bumble, or bobble, the Fingle dopple.
posted by sparkletone at 1:20 AM on July 3, 2006
Do not bumble, or bobble, the Fingle dopple.
posted by sparkletone at 1:20 AM on July 3, 2006
I carry my pornotube with me.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:22 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:22 AM on July 3, 2006
Daily Motion, a french youtube clone, has a much better selection of porn, IMO. Check the 'sexy' channel.
posted by empath at 6:47 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by empath at 6:47 AM on July 3, 2006
Excellent -- thanks, awesome.
I was just about to AskMe "Where can I find free porn on the internet? My google-fu has failed me."
posted by Methylviolet at 7:50 AM on July 3, 2006
I was just about to AskMe "Where can I find free porn on the internet? My google-fu has failed me."
posted by Methylviolet at 7:50 AM on July 3, 2006
Can someone tell me what "NSWF" stands for?
Now Staggernation Will get Fired.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:13 AM on July 3, 2006
Now Staggernation Will get Fired.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:13 AM on July 3, 2006
That's pretty poor really. Nice idea but badly done. And they need some more female porn...
posted by Tokil at 9:13 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by Tokil at 9:13 AM on July 3, 2006
Hey, that pornography is only tangentially related to the World Cup!
posted by stet at 10:06 AM on July 3, 2006
posted by stet at 10:06 AM on July 3, 2006
He's not a troll, he's a douchebag
Isn't that a popular Elton John tune?
posted by CynicalKnight at 11:15 AM on July 3, 2006
Isn't that a popular Elton John tune?
posted by CynicalKnight at 11:15 AM on July 3, 2006
I giggle anytime anyone says porno, its so delightfully quaint. Like chug-a-lug.
That's also funny, because chug-a-lug is my favorite genre of porno.
posted by soyjoy at 11:22 AM on July 3, 2006
That's also funny, because chug-a-lug is my favorite genre of porno.
posted by soyjoy at 11:22 AM on July 3, 2006
"Ubu, he's not a troll. He's a Mormon."
Meaning he's a follower of a con man, pedophile and adulterer who received dictation from god by talking to a hat and some magic stones.
There's also a raving maniac shouting at cars on the corner who doesn't approve, but I'm not to worried about it.
posted by 2sheets at 11:38 AM on July 3, 2006
Meaning he's a follower of a con man, pedophile and adulterer who received dictation from god by talking to a hat and some magic stones.
There's also a raving maniac shouting at cars on the corner who doesn't approve, but I'm not to worried about it.
posted by 2sheets at 11:38 AM on July 3, 2006
Wait ...
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:11 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 12:11 PM on July 3, 2006
Wait a minute....
posted by puke & cry at 1:02 PM on July 3, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by puke & cry at 1:02 PM on July 3, 2006 [1 favorite]
Wait for it...
posted by loquacious at 1:09 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by loquacious at 1:09 PM on July 3, 2006
Waiter!
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:22 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:22 PM on July 3, 2006
some of the "popular tags" are just numbers. I understand some of these, but 44?
3 5 8 18 25 44 69
posted by jessamyn at 1:59 PM on July 3, 2006
3 5 8 18 25 44 69
posted by jessamyn at 1:59 PM on July 3, 2006
I understand some of these, but 44?
um... did you click on the link? when you do, one explanation pretty quickly comes to mind as to what the 44 might mean... (hint: it should probably be followed by "DD" or something around there...)
posted by ab3 at 3:18 PM on July 3, 2006
um... did you click on the link? when you do, one explanation pretty quickly comes to mind as to what the 44 might mean... (hint: it should probably be followed by "DD" or something around there...)
posted by ab3 at 3:18 PM on July 3, 2006
So how would you download these movies?
...I’m, um, asking for a friend of mine.’s buddy.’s uncle...who is a COP!
It looks like flash. I’ve had the same problems downloading stuff like the “badger badger badger” flash.
(....hmmm....maybe I should askmefi....)
posted by Smedleyman at 3:23 PM on July 3, 2006
...I’m, um, asking for a friend of mine.’s buddy.’s uncle...who is a COP!
It looks like flash. I’ve had the same problems downloading stuff like the “badger badger badger” flash.
(....hmmm....maybe I should askmefi....)
posted by Smedleyman at 3:23 PM on July 3, 2006
But why not 46, or 38 or other similar breast size numbers? It just seems to show that there's not a lot there yet.
posted by jessamyn at 3:41 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by jessamyn at 3:41 PM on July 3, 2006
Quit polluting our porn thread with your library science you—you—you library scientist!
posted by cortex at 3:47 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by cortex at 3:47 PM on July 3, 2006
Use greasemonkey + unembed? or unembed bookmarklet? Don't ask me how you playback the .swf file, cause I don't know.
Alternatively, use some kind of video stream capture software.
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:59 PM on July 3, 2006
Alternatively, use some kind of video stream capture software.
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:59 PM on July 3, 2006
Wow, there's a lot of peeing related stuff on there. And the "Man masturbating with dirty gym socks" vid is also a real winner.
posted by jamesonandwater at 4:47 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by jamesonandwater at 4:47 PM on July 3, 2006
Speaking of metadata, I can't help but wonder if a faceted approach to porn would be effective. We could work with an audience facet (gay, straight, male, female), a performer gender facet, performer age facet, number of participants facet, type of activity facet, and so forth. Add in a Flamenco or NCSU style browsing system and you'd be in the money.
Furthermore, applying vocabulary control and synonym rings would greatly aid recall. No more wondering if you should search on "blowjob," "head," "oral," or "hummer." Add the less popular names as entry terms and you'll get the whole lot! The level of pre-coordination vs. post-coordination will have to be decided, probably by user studies and research into pornography seeking behavior, but I'm sure I just read something in JASIST about that last issue. I should email Michael Gorman right now.
In your face, Cortex!
posted by stet at 5:06 PM on July 3, 2006
Furthermore, applying vocabulary control and synonym rings would greatly aid recall. No more wondering if you should search on "blowjob," "head," "oral," or "hummer." Add the less popular names as entry terms and you'll get the whole lot! The level of pre-coordination vs. post-coordination will have to be decided, probably by user studies and research into pornography seeking behavior, but I'm sure I just read something in JASIST about that last issue. I should email Michael Gorman right now.
In your face, Cortex!
posted by stet at 5:06 PM on July 3, 2006
I see a future niche for you, stet. I'm sad that my ten.com login stopped working, they had the most advanced porn search engine that I have ever seen before or since. You could search by number of participants, gender of participants, rough age ranges, type of sex act, location of sex act, props, as well as the more prosaic actor/director stuff. Plus, you could Boolean all of it. Kitchen 3-ways. Girl on girl on guy airplane scenarios. Seniors in schoolyards. Damn.
posted by jessamyn at 5:38 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by jessamyn at 5:38 PM on July 3, 2006
Wow! I don't know which MeFi I like more, the conspiracy charged liberal conservative bashing nut-in-the-whitehouse MeFi; it's-friday-have-some-time-wasting-Flash MeFi or the here's-some-porno-on-the-front-door MeFi!
Really the Severina Vuckovic one was pretty nice, and the Wiki page on her is pretty interesting as well... Apparently she made the tape with some married dude after gaining fame as a wholesome Croatian pop star while promoting abstinence and morals. Dirty... dirty...
On the other hand I do see rinkjustice's point; this has been the most explicit front page post I've ever seen on the Blue, but that's just life.
posted by daHIFI at 6:01 PM on July 3, 2006
Really the Severina Vuckovic one was pretty nice, and the Wiki page on her is pretty interesting as well... Apparently she made the tape with some married dude after gaining fame as a wholesome Croatian pop star while promoting abstinence and morals. Dirty... dirty...
On the other hand I do see rinkjustice's point; this has been the most explicit front page post I've ever seen on the Blue, but that's just life.
posted by daHIFI at 6:01 PM on July 3, 2006
majick: The reason some of the clips are only 30 seconds is because that's how long some guys last before... well, you know.
*wicked grin*
posted by keptwench at 6:01 PM on July 3, 2006
*wicked grin*
posted by keptwench at 6:01 PM on July 3, 2006
Heh. Ten.com is great! The structure of their taxonomy is pretty good, and I like the way they expose the hierarchy to the user. I'm more than a little frustrated that I won't be able to use the site as an example at work. Once again, adult content pioneers innovation on the web.
Man, library school really does apply to the real world.
posted by stet at 6:02 PM on July 3, 2006
Man, library school really does apply to the real world.
posted by stet at 6:02 PM on July 3, 2006
Please. No more taxonomy without reprazentation.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:06 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:06 PM on July 3, 2006
My erection has failed me. Yet again it simply will not be satisfied till it views a pair of cats fighting on youtube. If only it could type instead of talking loudly in public, or simply just cum.
posted by econous at 8:13 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by econous at 8:13 PM on July 3, 2006
*asks reference desk for Italian-English dictionary*
*declares vendetta on stet*
posted by cortex at 8:19 PM on July 3, 2006
*declares vendetta on stet*
posted by cortex at 8:19 PM on July 3, 2006
So, did anyone here climax?
posted by NationalKato at 8:23 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by NationalKato at 8:23 PM on July 3, 2006
Thanks, BrotherCaine. Just curious *ahem* yeah, uh, purely academic *shifts eyes* *adjusts raincoat*
"But why not 46, or 38 or other similar breast size numbers?" - posted by jessamyn
Two fours look like breasteses. 44. And 'PP' has different sexual connotations.
...not that I uh *AHEM* know anything about that.
I, uh...have. to. go...
Heh heh, I'm just kidding. I love porn.
posted by Smedleyman at 8:24 PM on July 3, 2006
"But why not 46, or 38 or other similar breast size numbers?" - posted by jessamyn
Two fours look like breasteses. 44. And 'PP' has different sexual connotations.
...not that I uh *AHEM* know anything about that.
I, uh...have. to. go...
Heh heh, I'm just kidding. I love porn.
posted by Smedleyman at 8:24 PM on July 3, 2006
I read that wikipedia article on Severina. I'm so sure the sex tape was accidentally leaked, uh-huh.
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:24 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:24 PM on July 3, 2006
So, did anyone here climax?
I'm saving mine for World Orgasm Day.
posted by loquacious at 10:05 PM on July 3, 2006
I'm saving mine for World Orgasm Day.
posted by loquacious at 10:05 PM on July 3, 2006
Hrm. Isn't pornotube going to be in trouble for not having a USC 2257 statement?
I didn't see anything on the site to indicate that they were ensuring that the hosers in the videos were actually over 18 years of age. Won't that come back to bite them?
(I'm surprised that none of you guys brought that up yet)
posted by drstein at 10:26 PM on July 3, 2006
I didn't see anything on the site to indicate that they were ensuring that the hosers in the videos were actually over 18 years of age. Won't that come back to bite them?
(I'm surprised that none of you guys brought that up yet)
posted by drstein at 10:26 PM on July 3, 2006
Hey! Pornotube is going to be in trouble for not having a USC 2257....aw
posted by Smedleyman at 11:12 PM on July 3, 2006
posted by Smedleyman at 11:12 PM on July 3, 2006
Hmmm. It never ceases to surprise me just how unarousing, detached, and cold most porn is. I mean, considering how big a part it plays in many people's sex lives.
posted by jokeefe at 12:11 AM on July 4, 2006
posted by jokeefe at 12:11 AM on July 4, 2006
Hmmm. It never ceases to surprise me just how unarousing, detached, and cold most porn is. I mean, considering how big a part it plays in many people's sex lives.
Shh! Less talk, more rubbing together of the wibbly bits.
posted by loquacious at 2:23 AM on July 5, 2006
Shh! Less talk, more rubbing together of the wibbly bits.
posted by loquacious at 2:23 AM on July 5, 2006
Heh heh, I'm just kidding. I love porn.
so does this guy.
(nsfw)
the drawback with all the video upload sites available is that there's no regulation of content. The upside is that this fine gentleman can now let his desires be known.
posted by dubold at 10:36 AM on July 5, 2006
so does this guy.
(nsfw)
the drawback with all the video upload sites available is that there's no regulation of content. The upside is that this fine gentleman can now let his desires be known.
posted by dubold at 10:36 AM on July 5, 2006
considering how big a part it plays in many people's sex lives. - jokeefe
Do you call it your sex life when it's solo?
Yes, I know many couples use porn as a part of their shared sex life. But it had honestly never occured to me to refer to masturbation as part of 'sex life'.
posted by raedyn at 12:23 PM on July 10, 2006
Do you call it your sex life when it's solo?
Yes, I know many couples use porn as a part of their shared sex life. But it had honestly never occured to me to refer to masturbation as part of 'sex life'.
posted by raedyn at 12:23 PM on July 10, 2006
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