Orgasm or excellent marinara?

August 3, 2006 5:01 PM

Orgasm or excellent marinara? NSFW, if the first word didn't tip you off. [via]
posted by anjamu (28 comments total)

If you enjoyed the above, you might also like Funnel or Tunnel. Even more NSFW!
posted by anjamu at 5:04 PM on August 3, 2006

the fake lashes are such a giveaway for the gals
posted by caddis at 5:08 PM on August 3, 2006

It's pretty easy if you watch the food network.
posted by bob sarabia at 5:12 PM on August 3, 2006

OMG VIRAL!
posted by delmoi at 5:20 PM on August 3, 2006

What is this? I don't get it.
posted by tellurian at 5:27 PM on August 3, 2006

It's pretty easy if you watch thousands of hours of hardcore pornography.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:28 PM on August 3, 2006

I gotta say, that was a little too easy. Gadia was the only one who tripped me up.

Hint: pornstars look neither happy nor at peace during orgasm.
posted by cortex at 5:29 PM on August 3, 2006

Tellurian, click the "next" button at the bottom of the page.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:29 PM on August 3, 2006

an orgasm would be more like Alfredo sauce, dontcha think?
posted by jonmc at 5:32 PM on August 3, 2006 [1 favorite]

I'm not sure. Are you sleeping with Alfredo?
posted by eriko at 5:34 PM on August 3, 2006 [1 favorite]

We covered Mari Nara's condition earlier.
posted by shoepal at 5:39 PM on August 3, 2006

I'm not sure. Are you sleeping with Alfredo?

No, but I've been known to take the occasional fling with vodka sauce.
posted by jonmc at 5:46 PM on August 3, 2006

i got every single one of those correct. twenty minutes spent watching the food network is all you need to ace this.
posted by jimmy at 5:50 PM on August 3, 2006

I thought all the ones with Giada were orgasms.
posted by borkingchikapa at 6:03 PM on August 3, 2006

How do we know Giada isn't haven't an orgasm in those pictures?
posted by bob sarabia at 6:21 PM on August 3, 2006

I'll never watch that show with my pants on again.
posted by borkingchikapa at 6:28 PM on August 3, 2006

It's no Man Milk or Moo Milk, but it's close...
posted by benATthelocust at 6:36 PM on August 3, 2006

13/16, benATthelocust.
posted by bob sarabia at 7:08 PM on August 3, 2006

I've never watched the food network and I aced this. (I guess I've watched a lot of porn though.)
posted by fungible at 7:16 PM on August 3, 2006

Am I the only one who was disappointed that they didn't make the last one "Both"?
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 9:33 PM on August 3, 2006 [1 favorite]

Fun!
posted by nickyskye at 10:13 PM on August 3, 2006

So porn stars don't deserve name attribution, but food network hosts do?
posted by rsanheim at 10:54 PM on August 3, 2006

Pretty simple, except for the last one. And yet, I am ashamed.
posted by jweed at 11:50 PM on August 3, 2006

"So porn stars don't deserve name attribution, but food network hosts do?"

Of course, the thread couldn't possibly have wound up without someone finding some injustice to rail against. "Insufficiently ID'd porn stars UNITE!"
posted by Tuffy at 2:58 AM on August 4, 2006

Why can't it be both ? It is nice to have an orgasm eating an excellent marinara
posted by elpapacito at 5:44 AM on August 4, 2006

Am I the only one who was disappointed that they didn't make the last one "Both"?

Yes. Because I suspect it would involve Mario Batali, nake and spread eagle, with lots and lots of butter.
posted by crunchland at 5:51 AM on August 4, 2006

Tuffy: Exactly.

I am outraged. JUST OUTRAGED!
posted by rsanheim at 11:53 AM on August 4, 2006

100%
What...my wife makes me watch cooking shows. The porn I watched growing up. I gotta say I didn't recognize Rachel Ray without a drink in her hand.
posted by Smedleyman at 9:32 PM on August 4, 2006