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Gotta Love Amazon's Product Tags. Another milepost for the K-Fed meme.
edgar cayce?
posted by brundlefly at 1:39 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by brundlefly at 1:39 PM on November 3, 2006
aardvarks died for his sins (1)
posted by octothorpe at 1:43 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by octothorpe at 1:43 PM on November 3, 2006
metafilter: ear bleach
posted by secret about box at 1:54 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by secret about box at 1:54 PM on November 3, 2006
wait no
posted by secret about box at 1:54 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by secret about box at 1:54 PM on November 3, 2006
abominable (2)
Products tagged "abominable":
Out of Harm's Way by Jack Thompson (Hardcover)
Playing With Fire (Audio CD)
Yeah, that's some good company.
posted by Mayor West at 1:55 PM on November 3, 2006
Products tagged "abominable":
Out of Harm's Way by Jack Thompson (Hardcover)
Playing With Fire (Audio CD)
Yeah, that's some good company.
posted by Mayor West at 1:55 PM on November 3, 2006
Manpris-riffic!
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:56 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:56 PM on November 3, 2006
this is the most fun i have had all say. i added "make the bad man stop".
posted by thekilgore at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by thekilgore at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
er, all day, i meant
posted by thekilgore at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by thekilgore at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
talentless (16)
god made this because he hates you (1)
(1)? something must be wrong with the counter.
posted by three blind mice at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
god made this because he hates you (1)
(1)? something must be wrong with the counter.
posted by three blind mice at 2:00 PM on November 3, 2006
I find it a bit strange that people spend so much time on this. I mean, he's not really any more or less vapid than 90% of other Top 40 acts these days. Nothing to get worked up about (or link to every seven days).
posted by The God Complex at 2:18 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by The God Complex at 2:18 PM on November 3, 2006
I only linked to it because the tags were funny. It could've been about any empty music act and it would still have made me laugh.
posted by ambulance blues at 2:24 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by ambulance blues at 2:24 PM on November 3, 2006
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judge for yourself (1)
jungian (1)
kevin federline (1)
killed my cat (1)
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posted by delmoi at 2:28 PM on November 3, 2006
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judge for yourself (1)
jungian (1)
kevin federline (1)
killed my cat (1)
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posted by delmoi at 2:28 PM on November 3, 2006
Don't get me wrong, I think it's amusing. I also think, on another level, it's interesting how online consuming has changed in the past seven or eight years. It's nice to have that sort of instant feedback on something--another favorite feature is the "if you like this, you might also like...".
I just think it's weird people are so up in arms over K-Fed, of all people. I was speaking towards the tags themselves more than this actual post, though I do think it's weird that we've spent two threads on Metafilter bashing K-Fed in the past week or two.
posted by The God Complex at 2:30 PM on November 3, 2006
I just think it's weird people are so up in arms over K-Fed, of all people. I was speaking towards the tags themselves more than this actual post, though I do think it's weird that we've spent two threads on Metafilter bashing K-Fed in the past week or two.
posted by The God Complex at 2:30 PM on November 3, 2006
the most interesting thing about that page is that the paging at the bottom doesn't work.
posted by dvdgee at 2:36 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by dvdgee at 2:36 PM on November 3, 2006
You fools! We're bashing K-Fed because we're victims of the hype machine. It's designed to get people talking about him, be it good publicity or snarky, vitriolic comments questioning his sexuality. Bad publicity is good publicity. Etcetera.
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:45 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by Effigy2000 at 2:45 PM on November 3, 2006
This isn't very funny. You guys are so mean.
posted by Britney's Nipples at 2:48 PM on November 3, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by Britney's Nipples at 2:48 PM on November 3, 2006 [1 favorite]
What does Britney's vagina think of it? Or her stretch marks?
posted by bob sarabia at 2:53 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 2:53 PM on November 3, 2006
Oh and the best part of this post is that you didn't use any tags to describe it.
posted by bob sarabia at 3:07 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 3:07 PM on November 3, 2006
You know, making fun of K-Fed is like shooting fish in a barrel.* But sometimes, it's really fun to shoot fish in a barrel!
P.S. Read the reviews as well. Also funny.
* Or ah, shooting quail.
posted by jenfullmoon at 3:32 PM on November 3, 2006
P.S. Read the reviews as well. Also funny.
* Or ah, shooting quail.
posted by jenfullmoon at 3:32 PM on November 3, 2006
Make sure you check out the customer images as well, for a guest appearance by Vanilla Ice!
posted by litlnemo at 3:49 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by litlnemo at 3:49 PM on November 3, 2006
The meme will die if you discontinue feeding it.
This meme will also die if we feed it to death. Which strikes me as the more enjoyable option, really.
posted by god hates math at 4:04 PM on November 3, 2006
I'm shocked, shocked! that the word "douche" only appears once on that whole page.
"god made this because he hates you" has to be my favorite.
You know, that album has been out for, what, a week? and already 20 people would prefer to sell it used at a loss rather than enduring its blighting the rest of their CD collection.
posted by clevershark at 4:31 PM on November 3, 2006
"god made this because he hates you" has to be my favorite.
You know, that album has been out for, what, a week? and already 20 people would prefer to sell it used at a loss rather than enduring its blighting the rest of their CD collection.
posted by clevershark at 4:31 PM on November 3, 2006
The meme will die if you discontinue feeding it.
This meme will also die if we feed it to death. Which strikes me as the more enjoyable option, really.
Why yes, yes it does... metafilter (1)
posted by Bugg at 5:02 PM on November 3, 2006
This meme will also die if we feed it to death. Which strikes me as the more enjoyable option, really.
Why yes, yes it does... metafilter (1)
posted by Bugg at 5:02 PM on November 3, 2006
Customers tagged this product with
First tag: poser loser (The JuRK on Oct 18, 2006)
Last tag: metafiltercom
posted by taosbat at 5:11 PM on November 3, 2006
First tag: poser loser (The JuRK on Oct 18, 2006)
Last tag: metafiltercom
posted by taosbat at 5:11 PM on November 3, 2006
I freely admit that I'm old and getting older, but what's the difference between him and Eminem? They're both narcissistic white boys that hate their women.
Is Eminem really that much more talented? If not, why the hate here?
posted by letitrain at 5:20 PM on November 3, 2006
Is Eminem really that much more talented? If not, why the hate here?
posted by letitrain at 5:20 PM on November 3, 2006
Uh, you really think this guy is in the same league as Eminem? Really? You may not like Eminem's music, misogyny or homophobia, but he's got more musical talent in his eyelashes than k-fed does in his whole being.
posted by jikel_morten at 5:35 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by jikel_morten at 5:35 PM on November 3, 2006
No, no, I like Eminem's music, misogyny and homophobia, but I don't see a big difference between him and "KFed." At least in the samples I tried on iTunes.
posted by letitrain at 7:43 PM on November 3, 2006
posted by letitrain at 7:43 PM on November 3, 2006
add your own! its fun! so far I've added:
seriously fugly, schizophrenogenic, crappy, brain farts, wretched, wait what, may start armageddon, music to fist yourself to, try again moron, waste of plastic, tiresome and vulgar, die in your track suit gold digger, yyy, pure concentrated evil, yucky, busted, mold school, vanity project, pointless, self-indulgent tripe, baton rougeian, detestable, omgwtf, wasteoid, low class, trailer trash, for novelty use only, grody to the max
tell your friends! snowball it!
dvdgee...i had the same problem...try sorting Z to A to see the rest...
posted by sexyrobot at 3:06 AM on November 4, 2006
seriously fugly, schizophrenogenic, crappy, brain farts, wretched, wait what, may start armageddon, music to fist yourself to, try again moron, waste of plastic, tiresome and vulgar, die in your track suit gold digger, yyy, pure concentrated evil, yucky, busted, mold school, vanity project, pointless, self-indulgent tripe, baton rougeian, detestable, omgwtf, wasteoid, low class, trailer trash, for novelty use only, grody to the max
tell your friends! snowball it!
dvdgee...i had the same problem...try sorting Z to A to see the rest...
posted by sexyrobot at 3:06 AM on November 4, 2006
, undeserving of release, should be working at wendys, landfill stuffing, 99 cent store, barf bag required, limp, part of the problem, dull
posted by sexyrobot at 3:17 AM on November 4, 2006
posted by sexyrobot at 3:17 AM on November 4, 2006
letitrain: "I freely admit that I'm old and getting older, but what's the difference between him and Eminem? They're both narcissistic white boys that hate their women.
Is Eminem really that much more talented?"
Yes. And that answers your first question as well. They're both narcissistic white boys that hate their women, but Eminem is really that much more talented.
posted by Bugbread at 4:47 AM on November 4, 2006
Is Eminem really that much more talented?"
Yes. And that answers your first question as well. They're both narcissistic white boys that hate their women, but Eminem is really that much more talented.
posted by Bugbread at 4:47 AM on November 4, 2006
He's onto something there: America does indeed hate him, but it's not an active, consuming hatred, it's a mild, persistent annoyance, the way that a dumbass brother-in-law gets on your nerves. And that's really what Federline is: the guy in your life that you wish would just quietly disappear, but he won't, since he's married into your family and you're now stuck with him.
From the AllMusic review.
posted by darkripper at 6:04 AM on November 4, 2006
From the AllMusic review.
posted by darkripper at 6:04 AM on November 4, 2006
As someone who makes a comfortable living assigning and creating subject categorizations, I feel that this post has done a great deal to ensure job security for me for decades to come.
In other words, suck it haters, try finding that with your user-created metadata.
posted by stet at 6:26 AM on November 4, 2006
In other words, suck it haters, try finding that with your user-created metadata.
posted by stet at 6:26 AM on November 4, 2006
stet: "try finding that with your user-created metadata."
Speaking of which: How the hell do you search by tags in Amazon?
posted by Bugbread at 7:24 AM on November 4, 2006
Speaking of which: How the hell do you search by tags in Amazon?
posted by Bugbread at 7:24 AM on November 4, 2006
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