What's the hardest part about being you?
December 9, 2006 5:34 PM Subscribe
For some reason I found that a 'stache alone seems to age me an additional 10 years, while a full beard or goatee doesn't have that geriatrizing effect. I have no idea why.
posted by clevershark at 6:02 PM on December 9, 2006
posted by clevershark at 6:02 PM on December 9, 2006
Heh. That was good.
posted by bob sarabia at 6:37 PM on December 9, 2006
posted by bob sarabia at 6:37 PM on December 9, 2006
Sometimes I sit in my laundry basket and tickle my ears. Sometimes not. Pizza! Moustache!
posted by loquacious at 6:48 PM on December 9, 2006
posted by loquacious at 6:48 PM on December 9, 2006
Before my boyfriend shaved his moustache, he said that was the "easiest part about being him". Wonderful.
(And to be honest, I was glad to see it go. It was similar to this number.)
posted by modularette at 7:46 PM on December 9, 2006
(And to be honest, I was glad to see it go. It was similar to this number.)
posted by modularette at 7:46 PM on December 9, 2006
From the interview:
What's next?
I'm hoping to ride this out as far as possible. I'd like to only hang out with other internet celebrities. I want to get married to the Grape Fall Lady and I want Afro Ninja to be my best man. I want to not know anyone I know now in one year. Money and fame absolutely must change me completely.
Oh my God, he's crazy funny.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:54 PM on December 9, 2006
What's next?
I'm hoping to ride this out as far as possible. I'd like to only hang out with other internet celebrities. I want to get married to the Grape Fall Lady and I want Afro Ninja to be my best man. I want to not know anyone I know now in one year. Money and fame absolutely must change me completely.
Oh my God, he's crazy funny.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:54 PM on December 9, 2006
I think we can close MetaFilter now, as piratebowling has found the best thing on the Internet, ever.
You know who else it was hard to be? Yes, this guy.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:48 PM on December 9, 2006 [1 favorite]
You know who else it was hard to be? Yes, this guy.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:48 PM on December 9, 2006 [1 favorite]
Meatbomb, I like you chose the one picture of him without the 'stache. It can't be that hard to be him if he's all clean shaven.
posted by piratebowling at 10:14 PM on December 9, 2006
posted by piratebowling at 10:14 PM on December 9, 2006
Oh my God, he's crazy funny.
Yes, he went from someone I could feel all Internetishly superior to to someone much cooler and with it than me in a brazillionth of a microsecond.
(But did you notice I said "brazillionth"? That's from a joke about George Bush on the 'internets'. That counts for something, doesn't it? Doesn't it?).
posted by Turtles all the way down at 11:09 PM on December 9, 2006
Yes, he went from someone I could feel all Internetishly superior to to someone much cooler and with it than me in a brazillionth of a microsecond.
(But did you notice I said "brazillionth"? That's from a joke about George Bush on the 'internets'. That counts for something, doesn't it? Doesn't it?).
posted by Turtles all the way down at 11:09 PM on December 9, 2006
it's prob already been done, but someone should write a book about how in ways Hitler has become a joke, we see him in the jack boots, or giving speeches, and he looks ridiculous, but looking at that pic Meatbomb posted makes a big difference. This actually gives me something to ponder for more than the traditional MeFi 10 second diversion.
posted by edgeways at 12:13 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by edgeways at 12:13 AM on December 10, 2006
Oh, and that "guard" in the background is totally corpsing
posted by edgeways at 12:18 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by edgeways at 12:18 AM on December 10, 2006
(Upon rereading my comment I see that it looks like a snark at Astro Zombie but it wasn't--I really mean it.)
posted by Turtles all the way down at 2:22 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by Turtles all the way down at 2:22 AM on December 10, 2006
So edgeways, would you say Hitler is hotter than Simon?
posted by arruns at 2:51 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by arruns at 2:51 AM on December 10, 2006
Ha, that's great, what is also great is my website getting on metafilter. I'm so happy right now.
posted by djstig at 3:36 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by djstig at 3:36 AM on December 10, 2006
I'm constantly saying, "You've got my number, BoratPwns244."
hee!
posted by jamesonandwater at 6:45 AM on December 10, 2006
hee!
posted by jamesonandwater at 6:45 AM on December 10, 2006
I want him now. Today, yesterday, tomorrow. I want him everywhen and everywhere.
posted by duffell at 9:29 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by duffell at 9:29 AM on December 10, 2006
I'm thinking he just needs this fine raised deco mustache mug. Surely it'll be easier being him with a dry 'stache.
Or maybe heavily perfumed commercial mustache waxes are getting him down. Perhaps he should try this all natural wax to keep from ruining the flavor of his hot beverages.
posted by bobobox at 10:43 AM on December 10, 2006
Or maybe heavily perfumed commercial mustache waxes are getting him down. Perhaps he should try this all natural wax to keep from ruining the flavor of his hot beverages.
posted by bobobox at 10:43 AM on December 10, 2006
that video was edited strangely. notice how at the twelve second mark, the bailiff pops up behind the interviewee while being absent from almost the beginning.
posted by phaedon at 10:59 AM on December 10, 2006
posted by phaedon at 10:59 AM on December 10, 2006
meatbomb, arruns, thanks for the links. The punchline of that whole post is that recolored, moustache-less Hitler got up to 9.1 on HotorNot.com!
That says something, all right.
posted by anthill at 6:01 PM on December 10, 2006
That says something, all right.
posted by anthill at 6:01 PM on December 10, 2006
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