Activity Books!
January 10, 2007 5:04 PM Subscribe
So cute, I could just eat 'em right up! (pdf) Nothing's better for teaching your kids than a good activity book. Perhaps you prefer turkey or fish to veal. Before your delicious meal, practice food safety. And after, remember the importance of dental hygiene.
Wow, I just completed the veal workbook, I can't wait to move on to turkey and fish. EDUCATION ROCKS!
posted by Count at 5:26 PM on January 10, 2007
posted by Count at 5:26 PM on January 10, 2007
Wow. Unless I missed a section or something, that's an entire "educational" "book" on veal that gives you absolutely no idea how it's made. Except that it's vaguely farm-related and there's a maze involved.
Oh, yeah, this is being given to people that they want to eat veal.
posted by gurple at 5:38 PM on January 10, 2007
Oh, yeah, this is being given to people that they want to eat veal.
posted by gurple at 5:38 PM on January 10, 2007
Disappointed that they didn't give an answer for the 'colour the farmer talking to the vet' page.
Also, why is the farmer consulting the vet about a bucket?
The world of veal is indeed mysterious.
posted by chrismear at 5:55 PM on January 10, 2007
Also, why is the farmer consulting the vet about a bucket?
The world of veal is indeed mysterious.
posted by chrismear at 5:55 PM on January 10, 2007
Q: What sort of torture do you inflict on a veal calf?
A: Cruel and un-moo-sual punishment!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. You're a lovely audience, be sure to try the, uh...um...
posted by StopMakingSense at 6:03 PM on January 10, 2007
A: Cruel and un-moo-sual punishment!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. You're a lovely audience, be sure to try the, uh...um...
posted by StopMakingSense at 6:03 PM on January 10, 2007
I want more information on sheep dildos please.
This, right here, is why I always read the comments before clicking the link. Prevents a lot of ARGH! and window closing.
posted by Zinger at 6:05 PM on January 10, 2007
This, right here, is why I always read the comments before clicking the link. Prevents a lot of ARGH! and window closing.
posted by Zinger at 6:05 PM on January 10, 2007
Zinger, I assure you that it's all quite worksafe.
With the possible exception of "Mrs. Beaver hopes you are up to her challenge." Yes, I am in third grade.
posted by spiderwire at 6:08 PM on January 10, 2007
With the possible exception of "Mrs. Beaver hopes you are up to her challenge." Yes, I am in third grade.
posted by spiderwire at 6:08 PM on January 10, 2007
When not printing happy-go-unlucky little baby veal pictures for you to color bloody bloody red, the veal industry gurus pursue legal action against people who market "free-range" veal... on the grounds that it doesn't count as veal.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 6:44 PM on January 10, 2007
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 6:44 PM on January 10, 2007
Grotesque. As soon as I saw the extremely plump-faced calf I was sure it was PETA propaganda. Then as I scrolled down I realized that I had been out-ironied right out the door.
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT'S JUST GIVEN BIRTH?
A. OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Q. WHERE DO YOU TAKE A YOUNG COW TO EAT?
A. ANYWHERE WITH A FRONT DOOR WIDE ENOUGH FOR THE CRATE SHE'S CHAINED IN!
posted by hermitosis at 6:58 PM on January 10, 2007
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT'S JUST GIVEN BIRTH?
A. OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Q. WHERE DO YOU TAKE A YOUNG COW TO EAT?
A. ANYWHERE WITH A FRONT DOOR WIDE ENOUGH FOR THE CRATE SHE'S CHAINED IN!
posted by hermitosis at 6:58 PM on January 10, 2007
Seriously, though. Veal is just delicious. I had this ossobuco the other week... amazing.
posted by mr_roboto at 7:44 PM on January 10, 2007
posted by mr_roboto at 7:44 PM on January 10, 2007
I'm with mr_roboto. It really is tasty. I'm going for veal schnitzel this weekend. mmmmm.
posted by sharpener at 8:25 PM on January 10, 2007
posted by sharpener at 8:25 PM on January 10, 2007
This veal coloring book is kind of short on the veal.
posted by monocyte at 9:29 PM on January 10, 2007
posted by monocyte at 9:29 PM on January 10, 2007
Nothing's better for teaching your kids than a good activity book.
Nothing except seeing the veal crates in action.
posted by soyjoy at 10:00 PM on January 10, 2007
Nothing except seeing the veal crates in action.
posted by soyjoy at 10:00 PM on January 10, 2007
Am I expected to push a crate full of tasty young moo-cow through that long twisty maze? It's bound to get stuck in a corner.
If they're serious about education, The Veal Committee should make an online game called "Veal Sokoban," where you have to push all the crates full of moo-cows onto the killing floor. That would rock.
Also, I am totally eating some veal parmesan this weekend.
posted by Prospero at 6:53 AM on January 11, 2007
If they're serious about education, The Veal Committee should make an online game called "Veal Sokoban," where you have to push all the crates full of moo-cows onto the killing floor. That would rock.
Also, I am totally eating some veal parmesan this weekend.
posted by Prospero at 6:53 AM on January 11, 2007
That veal coloring book is absolutely delightful. Education has improved by leaps and bounds, I tell you, leaps and bounds.
Why was the calf so snobby?
He thought he was a cutlet above the rest!
Oh! Indeed!
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:30 AM on January 11, 2007
Why was the calf so snobby?
He thought he was a cutlet above the rest!
Oh! Indeed!
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:30 AM on January 11, 2007
« Older What evil lurks in the hearts of men? | Borges Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
posted by spiderwire at 5:04 PM on January 10, 2007