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March 13, 2007 11:38 PM Subscribe
Brenda Dickson, soap opera actress, asks politely for a divorce, but is "put out on the street " by the "cowboys in mediation." Follow the exploits of this postergirl for class rage through her own press releases, here, here, and here (What It Was Like In Prison).
I can't believe how long it took me to realize that read "cowboys in mediation" and not "meditation".
posted by phaedon at 11:50 PM on March 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by phaedon at 11:50 PM on March 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
"Do you like this gown? It's very dramatic. There was a time in my career where I wouldn't be caught dead in a gown like this."
I'm a fan.
posted by phaedon at 11:55 PM on March 13, 2007
I'm a fan.
posted by phaedon at 11:55 PM on March 13, 2007
How did I leave that out?? Miss Lynster for the win, goddammit!
posted by maryh at 11:58 PM on March 13, 2007
posted by maryh at 11:58 PM on March 13, 2007
But maryh, when it comes to fashion... we ALL win!
posted by miss lynnster at 12:19 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by miss lynnster at 12:19 AM on March 14, 2007
"in shopping, you will find your eye is drawn to things that you like"
posted by johnny novak at 2:28 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by johnny novak at 2:28 AM on March 14, 2007
Between the boric acid crazed raccoon-like critter and this oppressed gestapo victimized soap opera maven, I'd say that this is going to be a day of special little peaches on Metafilter.
posted by moonbird at 4:16 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by moonbird at 4:16 AM on March 14, 2007
miss lynster, that plays like SCTV or something. Unbelievable.
posted by owhydididoit at 7:23 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by owhydididoit at 7:23 AM on March 14, 2007
Hey moonbird, here's the part that gets me... they are both named Brenda. It's a crazy Brenda day!
posted by miss lynnster at 7:55 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by miss lynnster at 7:55 AM on March 14, 2007
Ms. Dickson asks her fans in Hawaii to show up... at the 777 Punchbowl Divorce Court...
Does this mean she will allow said fans full access to read and write about the proceedings?
posted by hal9k at 9:32 AM on March 14, 2007
Does this mean she will allow said fans full access to read and write about the proceedings?
posted by hal9k at 9:32 AM on March 14, 2007
See, this is why I think pre-nups should be required to get married.
posted by delmoi at 10:17 AM on March 14, 2007
posted by delmoi at 10:17 AM on March 14, 2007
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Well, helloooo!
posted by miss lynnster at 11:48 PM on March 13, 2007 [4 favorites]