Vonnegut's Asshole
April 18, 2007 7:04 PM Subscribe
Vonnegut's Asshole. To be honest, this wasn't originally intended as a tribute to the late, great Kurt Vonnegut. It started as a goofy experiment, just to find out how many authors I could persuade to send me drawings of their own assholes. But then Kurt went and died on us last week. So now it's become something else.
If this thread stays up does that mean the site is anal retentive?
posted by jonmc at 7:15 PM on April 18, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 7:15 PM on April 18, 2007 [2 favorites]
(Via Daphne Gottlieb, whose asshole will apparently be featured on Friday.)
posted by roll truck roll at 7:15 PM on April 18, 2007
posted by roll truck roll at 7:15 PM on April 18, 2007
But how would someone draw their own....never mind, I don't even want to know.
posted by DU at 7:16 PM on April 18, 2007
posted by DU at 7:16 PM on April 18, 2007
Christ, what an.....crap I forget the rest.
posted by iconomy at 7:17 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by iconomy at 7:17 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
It should be shocking. But somehow, Vonnegut's asshole has a certain innocent charm.
Just wanted to take those two lines out of context.
posted by itchylick at 7:17 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
Just wanted to take those two lines out of context.
posted by itchylick at 7:17 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
Hmm, it's a good think he died before the VTech massacre. I don't think he would have liked it.
posted by delmoi at 7:18 PM on April 18, 2007
posted by delmoi at 7:18 PM on April 18, 2007
Another line to take out of context:
It was as if he thought that owning a sphincter was just an ordinary part of being human.
posted by Kattullus at 7:20 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
It was as if he thought that owning a sphincter was just an ordinary part of being human.
posted by Kattullus at 7:20 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
asphinctersayswhat?
posted by brain_drain at 7:26 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by brain_drain at 7:26 PM on April 18, 2007 [1 favorite]
bukharin's eloquent comment reflects Vonnegut's own contribution. A week on, one must take into account rigor mortis:
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posted by rob511 at 7:43 PM on April 18, 2007
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posted by rob511 at 7:43 PM on April 18, 2007
Vonnegut's asshole had a profound effect on me as a kid.
posted by kyleg at 8:00 PM on April 18, 2007
posted by kyleg at 8:00 PM on April 18, 2007
Arsewhole has so much of a better ring to it.
Connotatively she has a sweet ass, or a smelly arse.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 8:23 PM on April 18, 2007
Connotatively she has a sweet ass, or a smelly arse.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 8:23 PM on April 18, 2007
In lack of something witty, all I have to say: Jesus Christ Fox News. New low, new low. It reminds me of when PETA says something shocking and we all go "oh my god does anyone actually believe that?"
posted by geoff. at 9:56 PM on April 18, 2007
posted by geoff. at 9:56 PM on April 18, 2007
OMG - I have never seen this Fox news before. WTF?
Editorial neutrality isn't HIGH on their AGENDA huh.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 11:52 PM on April 18, 2007
Editorial neutrality isn't HIGH on their AGENDA huh.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 11:52 PM on April 18, 2007
I’m no author, but I could never send anyone a drawing of my own asshole. I put preparation H on it once in the mirror, it’s pretty horrible looking. I know most people’s assholes are likely not very pretty, but mine is really ugly. It’s like the Aegis, a medusa head. Bent over to get the paper in my robe once and the dog wouldn’t come out from under the bed for weeks. No way you want that on paper.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:23 AM on April 19, 2007
posted by Smedleyman at 11:23 AM on April 19, 2007
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posted by bukharin at 7:11 PM on April 18, 2007