"People, let me tell you 'bout my best friend.."

March 5, 2001 8:45 AM

"People, let me tell you 'bout my best friend.." Are you too much alone? Does time hang heavy on your head? Do even the cold comforts of Internet chat rooms and community blogging reject you? There's hope. Find the warmth of solid state friendship with the companionship of computerized buddies. It worked for all the greats - Luke Skywalker, Baltar, the Robinson boys (Will and Joel) and even that creepy tree-hugger Freeman Lowell. A servomotor, some fiberglass, and a sturdy car battery is all you need to guarantee that you will never be lonely again.
posted by Perigee (1 comment total)

I had one of these once but she left me for a guy who owned a Camaro.
posted by Mekon at 9:18 AM on March 5, 2001