Pimp daddy Lipton
October 23, 2007 10:52 AM Subscribe
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I imagine that he looks rather fetching in a red fedora.
posted by ob at 10:56 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by ob at 10:56 AM on October 23, 2007
Also I was a little disheartened that in the article he never mentioned how difficult it was, but you can't have everything.
posted by ob at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by ob at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
I just can't imagine James Lipton threatening to cut a bitch.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2007 [3 favorites]
"If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"
"...Hoes ain't shit."
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 10:58 AM on October 23, 2007
"...Hoes ain't shit."
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 10:58 AM on October 23, 2007
So why didn't he become an agent?
posted by Floydd at 10:58 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by Floydd at 10:58 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
What is your Favorite Word? Money
What is your Least Favorite Word? Bitch
posted by Megafly at 11:02 AM on October 23, 2007
What is your Least Favorite Word? Bitch
posted by Megafly at 11:02 AM on October 23, 2007
"Well Ms, How do you maintain the clarity of your instrument?"
posted by Rubbstone at 11:03 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by Rubbstone at 11:03 AM on October 23, 2007
I just can't imagine James Lipton threatening to cut a bitch.
You clearly never watched the Inside the Actor's Studio episode with Robin Williams.
The knife fight an hour and twenty minutes in was really unexpected.
posted by quin at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
You clearly never watched the Inside the Actor's Studio episode with Robin Williams.
The knife fight an hour and twenty minutes in was really unexpected.
posted by quin at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
Dude, he makes it sound so...classy!
posted by kittens for breakfast at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by kittens for breakfast at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
I thought Lipton turned pimp when Actor's Studio hosted Jay Leno.
posted by troybob at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by troybob at 11:04 AM on October 23, 2007
...he once procured clients for French hookers.
Isn't the opposite of being a pimp?
posted by DU at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2007
Isn't the opposite of being a pimp?
posted by DU at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2007
I had to remain there because they were very nervous, they were young Americans for the most part
I'm sure they had to really twist his arm to stick around and watch, poor thing.
posted by andywolf at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm sure they had to really twist his arm to stick around and watch, poor thing.
posted by andywolf at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2007
Scrumtrulescent.
posted by neilkod at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by neilkod at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2007 [4 favorites]
I wonder what his neighbors think?
posted by ericb at 11:09 AM on October 23, 2007 [12 favorites]
posted by ericb at 11:09 AM on October 23, 2007 [12 favorites]
as scandals go, this is a pretty weak cup of tea
posted by pyramid termite at 11:09 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by pyramid termite at 11:09 AM on October 23, 2007
The real question is, with Will Ferrill gone, who will make light of this on television?
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:12 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:12 AM on October 23, 2007
James Lipton is awesome, though it's not quite accurate to say he was a pimp. He explains as much in this great interview on Conan.
posted by saslett at 11:12 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by saslett at 11:12 AM on October 23, 2007
Parlez-vous pussy? I always knew James Lipton was a bad mother...
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm pretty sure this was a plot point in his screenplay New Warden.
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
Imagine my surprise. I figured that the link would go to a story describing Mr. Lipton as stylish. But no, it's about his former employment as a manager for a prostitute.
Will this corruption of the English language never cease?
posted by lekvar at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
Will this corruption of the English language never cease?
posted by lekvar at 11:13 AM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
I've had some jobs in the past that I wouldn't want anyone to know about.
Up till a month ago, I'd only seen parodies of Lipton on SNL, I think?
As of late, it just so happens that I have somehow managed to see 2 episodes. The one with Charlie Sheen was probably one of the best interviews I've ever watched. The Robin Williams interview... a very close second.
I'm hoping to see a few more.
posted by winks007 at 11:14 AM on October 23, 2007
Up till a month ago, I'd only seen parodies of Lipton on SNL, I think?
As of late, it just so happens that I have somehow managed to see 2 episodes. The one with Charlie Sheen was probably one of the best interviews I've ever watched. The Robin Williams interview... a very close second.
I'm hoping to see a few more.
posted by winks007 at 11:14 AM on October 23, 2007
darn, pyramid termite got in before I could work out some kind of "teabagging" joke
posted by jepler at 11:17 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by jepler at 11:17 AM on October 23, 2007
I'm pretty sure this was a plot point in his screenplay New Warden.
The warden could easily be black!
(prepares pillow case full of batteries)
posted by Curry at 11:18 AM on October 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
The warden could easily be black!
(prepares pillow case full of batteries)
posted by Curry at 11:18 AM on October 23, 2007 [1 favorite]
troybob: I thought Lipton turned pimp when Actor's Studio hosted Jay Leno.
Which, oddly enough, is the Latin word for "pimp".
posted by RavinDave at 11:27 AM on October 23, 2007
Which, oddly enough, is the Latin word for "pimp".
posted by RavinDave at 11:27 AM on October 23, 2007
I am a proud owner of James Lipton's literary sensation, An Exaltation Of Larks, which is a charming book of collective nouns for various things. It is also a repository of hilarious stock images.
Oh, and I desperately want to reference Idiocracy now. So: "Upgrayedd." I have now referenced Idiocracy.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2007
Oh, and I desperately want to reference Idiocracy now. So: "Upgrayedd." I have now referenced Idiocracy.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2007
The Robin Williams interview...
Highlights from the interview - 1, 2.
posted by ericb at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2007
Highlights from the interview - 1, 2.
posted by ericb at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2007
When it comes to neverending, in-depth lines of questioning, Lipton is not the Linehan he wishes to be.
But he was a pimp, so whatever.
posted by Reggie Digest at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2007
But he was a pimp, so whatever.
posted by Reggie Digest at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2007
The best Liption Interview I can remember is the Dave Chappelle one. It's almost two hours long and Dave really lets loose with the honesty about how fucked up the whole entertainment industry is. It was really enlightening.
posted by mathowie at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2007
posted by mathowie at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2007
I just can't imagine James Lipton threatening to cut a bitch.
Oh, I can.
posted by jennaratrix at 11:54 AM on October 23, 2007
Oh, I can.
posted by jennaratrix at 11:54 AM on October 23, 2007
The revered TV presenter...
Pimp, actor, host, writer of articles for the Associated Press... is there anything he can't do?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:08 PM on October 23, 2007
Pimp, actor, host, writer of articles for the Associated Press... is there anything he can't do?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:08 PM on October 23, 2007
I would happily put on a sex show for James Lipton.
Just sayin'...
posted by sparkletone at 12:10 PM on October 23, 2007
Just sayin'...
posted by sparkletone at 12:10 PM on October 23, 2007
Curse you, Reggie Digest, I've just spent 5 minutes of my life fruitlessly searching for Brock Linehan clips.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:15 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:15 PM on October 23, 2007
That's actually really interesting. I wonder what other stories Lipton has to tell... can someone interview him for once?
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:17 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 12:17 PM on October 23, 2007
In my mind, he gives the same grandiose introduction to his bitches that he does for the actors the he interviews.
"Consider yourself warned.. aand privileged to experience the delightful and elightening night that is my ho"
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 12:20 PM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
"Consider yourself warned.. aand privileged to experience the delightful and elightening night that is my ho"
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 12:20 PM on October 23, 2007 [5 favorites]
I guess he didn't run afoul of any tatooed safecrackers while in Paris.
posted by TedW at 12:30 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by TedW at 12:30 PM on October 23, 2007
But how did Lipton deal with all the child molesters?
posted by Justinian at 12:34 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by Justinian at 12:34 PM on October 23, 2007
"You'll be my mec" does not mean "You'll be my pimp", that would be "You'll be my mac". Mec just means guy. Hmm a temporary career based on a misunderstanding.
posted by Lezzles at 12:42 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by Lezzles at 12:42 PM on October 23, 2007
. . . and he slept with Dumbledore.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 12:47 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 12:47 PM on October 23, 2007
Lezzles: ""You'll be my mec" does not mean "You'll be my pimp", that would be "You'll be my mac". Mec just means guy. Hmm a temporary career based on a misunderstanding."
Well, FWIW, Wiktionary suggests "mec" as an alternative for "mac".
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:07 PM on October 23, 2007
Well, FWIW, Wiktionary suggests "mec" as an alternative for "mac".
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:07 PM on October 23, 2007
Ceci n'est pas une pimp.
posted by kirkaracha at 1:10 PM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by kirkaracha at 1:10 PM on October 23, 2007 [2 favorites]
According to Sacha Baron Cohen he's still pimpin' (his wife, no less) [Daily Show interview]
posted by Kattullus at 1:23 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by Kattullus at 1:23 PM on October 23, 2007
Actually, Arthur Laurents wrote about Lipton's, um, interesting career in Original Story By--which was first published in 2000. Nobody appears to have noticed.
posted by thomas j wise at 1:27 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by thomas j wise at 1:27 PM on October 23, 2007
James Lipton has a new blog -- why not ask him about his past in the comments section?
[ /sort of self-linky, sorry ]
posted by Asparagirl at 2:01 PM on October 23, 2007
[ /sort of self-linky, sorry ]
posted by Asparagirl at 2:01 PM on October 23, 2007
I don't know him but, judging from the way he tells the story in the featured article... he was just lending a hand. Isn't that so ?
posted by nicolin at 2:18 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by nicolin at 2:18 PM on October 23, 2007
I was asked to do something like this a while back in Las Vegas. Weird. I suppose if I was starving or something I might consider it. Never wanted to be an easy rider tho. Just freaks me right out, working to get women laid for money. Even just being the heavy. Ugh. I’d rather bodyguard a crooked Mexican politician (bit of a redundancy there tho). I can see Lipton doing it, maybe folks like him, there’s an air of sophistication to it. An allure. Easy to fall into the illusion. But it’s pretty much living off peddling ass.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:50 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by Smedleyman at 2:50 PM on October 23, 2007
Pimp, actor, host, writer of articles for the Associated Press... is there anything he can't do?
Not be smarmy.
posted by psmealey at 3:16 PM on October 23, 2007
Not be smarmy.
posted by psmealey at 3:16 PM on October 23, 2007
Relevant-
Ali G: Why is it that hoes is better actors than men?
James Lipton: Uh...I should tell you that, as Dean of the Actors Studio at the Drama School, that I don't use words like 'hoes' and I hate them. Right? That's honestly. I know it's the vernacular, but I hate words like 'hoes.'
posted by mullingitover at 4:03 PM on October 23, 2007
Ali G: Why is it that hoes is better actors than men?
James Lipton: Uh...I should tell you that, as Dean of the Actors Studio at the Drama School, that I don't use words like 'hoes' and I hate them. Right? That's honestly. I know it's the vernacular, but I hate words like 'hoes.'
posted by mullingitover at 4:03 PM on October 23, 2007
Well, anything goes when it come to hos, cos pimpin' ain't easy...
posted by jonmc at 4:50 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by jonmc at 4:50 PM on October 23, 2007
...Had he said he sucked cock in Paris to get him through his lean years instead of this...then maybe I believe. Tad too macho to be believable...I smell PR.
posted by greenskpr at 5:07 PM on October 23, 2007
posted by greenskpr at 5:07 PM on October 23, 2007
@greenskpr
I agree... he was involved in some gay sexual debauchery.
Of all the individuals to pick as a pimp in terms of pimp-like qualities... I think James Lipton ranks just below Gilbert Godfrey.
posted by Mr_Crazyhorse at 9:37 PM on October 23, 2007
I agree... he was involved in some gay sexual debauchery.
Of all the individuals to pick as a pimp in terms of pimp-like qualities... I think James Lipton ranks just below Gilbert Godfrey.
posted by Mr_Crazyhorse at 9:37 PM on October 23, 2007
Still, I can't help but wonder if Lipton has become delusional. Perhaps he has confused his own history for Jack Lemmon's role in Billy Wilder's Irma La Douce.
posted by psmealey at 4:56 AM on October 24, 2007
posted by psmealey at 4:56 AM on October 24, 2007
Hey everybody it's time to play Old.. French.. Whore!
posted by Pollomacho at 5:51 AM on October 24, 2007
posted by Pollomacho at 5:51 AM on October 24, 2007
"You'll be my mec" does not mean "You'll be my pimp", that would be "You'll be my mac". Mec just means guy. Hmm a temporary career based on a misunderstanding.
posted by Lezzles at 12:42 PM on October 23 [+] [!]
Someone is not at all accounting for slang usage let alone connotation! Shame on you, literalist. "Mec" may mean 'guy', in the easiest sense of the word, but how many seemingly innocuous English terms have such layered meanings*?
*American living in France aka I know more than you!**
**I jest, in part.
posted by nonmerci at 8:22 AM on October 24, 2007 [1 favorite]
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