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November 2, 2007 11:37 AM

LOLinator: Yah, U can haz websiet! "An advanced, highly scientific tool that gives us a glimpse into an alternate universe where LOLcats created the web." Friday luls courtesy of MeFi's own Malevolent. via projects
posted by maryh (50 comments total)

AARGH AARGH AARGH
posted by Luddite at 11:48 AM on November 2, 2007

Sorry.
posted by malevolent at 11:54 AM on November 2, 2007 [6 favorites]

Heh.
posted by GuyZero at 11:56 AM on November 2, 2007

NOT SURE HOW I FEELZ BOUT DIS WEBSIET. 2 LOLCAT POSTS IN ROW IZ QUITE FEAT-FULZ HOWEVR. K, DAT IZ QUITE ENOUGH OV DAT.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:56 AM on November 2, 2007

I tried to do this thread, but got shot down by the site.
posted by Bookhouse at 11:57 AM on November 2, 2007

I think you mean "probably" sorry, don't you Malevolent?
posted by PhiBetaKappa at 11:57 AM on November 2, 2007

self referinz
posted by cortex at 12:02 PM on November 2, 2007

lolinator recursion
posted by Eekacat at 12:03 PM on November 2, 2007

Arrrrrrrrgh foiled by cortex
posted by Eekacat at 12:03 PM on November 2, 2007

PROTECTIN AMERICA...
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:09 PM on November 2, 2007 [1 favorite]

We moves like little tiggurz
do not want bettr than thees
the wayz we spells, the cheezburgrs,
invisibuls, u cant resist

Were in ur streets whal evryone sleepz
getting biggr n cutr n brighter n lolr
we has photografrs all nite
lets go an throw all the capshuns we know

Internet memes
for u and me
all theze yrs and now they iz herd
there big since spring
ees a trecherus thing
we missd you hiss you LOLCATS.


bah bu dah bu dah bu dah dah....
posted by weston at 12:10 PM on November 2, 2007 [5 favorites]

More recursion action.
posted by brain_drain at 12:15 PM on November 2, 2007

suddenly fleshbot is safe for work.
posted by shmegegge at 12:15 PM on November 2, 2007

Wow, even scary things can be made cute.
posted by miss lynnster at 12:21 PM on November 2, 2007

Wow, I posted Ezra Pound's poem "The Gypsy" on LH and this is what it turned into:

that wuz top uv walk… when he sed=
"has u seen any otha… any uv our lot…
"wit apez or bear??!"
    brown upstandin fellow
not like half-castez…
    up on wet road near clermont.
wind came… n rain…
n mist clottd bout treez in valley…
n i long ways behind me…
    gray arlez n biaucaire…
n he sed… "has u seen any uv our lot??!"
i seen lot uv hiz lot ...
    eva since rhodez…
comin down frm fair
    uv st. john…
wit caravanz… but neva ape or bear

LOL-EZ!!!
posted by languagehat at 12:44 PM on November 2, 2007 [1 favorite]

There used to be (and surely still is - I bet Google would find it for you) a program you could run under DOS called JIVE.EXE. It said "what it is" and "sheeeit" and turned "the" in to "tha" and so on. It was pretty OK at the time. 20-odd years later, the same thing inexplicably feels tired and lame. I don't know how that happens.
posted by Wolfdog at 12:52 PM on November 2, 2007

more like lamecats am i rite
posted by rxrfrx at 12:54 PM on November 2, 2007

lolinator= yah… u can haz websiet!!??!! " advanced… highli scientific tool that givez us glimpse in2 alternate universe where lolcat creatd web." friday lulz courtesy uv mefi own malevolent. via project
postd by maryh at 11=37 iz - 14 comment

Woah... meta.
posted by quin at 12:55 PM on November 2, 2007

I tried on the home page of the American Society of Hematology, and it didn't seem to change anything ?!!?!?!?

Hau can u makez blud dizeez mawr funnier den dat?
posted by Mister_A at 12:56 PM on November 2, 2007

This isn't so much LOLcatz as it is little nephew from Achewood.
posted by sevenyearlurk at 1:07 PM on November 2, 2007

NOT SURE HOW I FEELZ BOUT DIS WEBSIET. 2 LOLCAT POSTS IN ROW IZ QUITE FEAT-FULZ HOWEVR. K, DAT IZ QUITE ENOUGH OV DAT.


Walk into an NAACP office and repeat that sentence.


I'm sure it will go over real well, genius.
posted by wfc123 at 2:06 PM on November 2, 2007 [1 favorite]

Ooh! Thanks for sharing! I think I just peed a little with glee!
posted by newfers at 2:09 PM on November 2, 2007

Walk into an NAACP office and repeat that sentence.


I'm sure it will go over real well, genius.

wait, what?!
posted by shmegegge at 2:11 PM on November 2, 2007

Didn't you know? African Americans are very offended by LOLcat vernacular.
posted by R_Nebblesworth at 2:24 PM on November 2, 2007

The fuck?
posted by Artw at 2:37 PM on November 2, 2007

To recap the discussion of this from a prior thread --

A: LOLCATS is racist.

B: No, your own act of making a connection between LOLCATS and race is itself racist.

[repeat]
posted by brain_drain at 3:20 PM on November 2, 2007

No, you're racist. Racist.

[NOTRACIST]
posted by quin at 3:21 PM on November 2, 2007

LOLCATS is racist? Noooooo. Stop ruining my fun.
posted by jokeefe at 3:39 PM on November 2, 2007

Wow, this discussion happens often? For real?
posted by Artw at 3:42 PM on November 2, 2007

LOLCats is racist. It makes fun of the Kitteh Peoples. I can haz all getting along us?
posted by mkhall at 3:45 PM on November 2, 2007

I CAN HAS RIGHTS!
posted by Artw at 3:52 PM on November 2, 2007

I HAZ A DIGNEETY!

...

OHNO, THEY BE STEELIN MAH DIGNEETY!
posted by CKmtl at 4:08 PM on November 2, 2007 [3 favorites]

My racial prejudice. Let me show you it. My racial prejudice.
posted by slimepuppy at 4:16 PM on November 2, 2007 [3 favorites]

MY RACISM HAS A FLAVOR

it taste like chiken
posted by ook at 4:26 PM on November 2, 2007 [2 favorites]

I wish there was a way I could secretly change my boyfriend's browser so every page he looked up would be LOL catted.
posted by Jess the Mess at 4:26 PM on November 2, 2007

Jess, look up "local proxy server" or .hosts files
posted by quin at 4:30 PM on November 2, 2007

MY RACISM HAS A FLAVOR
it taste like chiken

YM "Watermelon." HTH.
posted by dersins at 4:31 PM on November 2, 2007

Thanks for the tip, quin. I tried but my nerd skills are apparently not honed enough to figure it out.
posted by Jess the Mess at 5:14 PM on November 2, 2007

My next AskMe: how can I redirect my blog to the lolinator page?
posted by desjardins at 5:45 PM on November 2, 2007

I miss the T-inator.
posted by evilcolonel at 6:21 PM on November 2, 2007

RACISTS STOL MAH BUKKIT.

muthafukkin racists.
******************

"earlier today, jess the mess replaced her boyfriend's browser with folger's freezedried LOLcats. let's see if he can taste the difference"
posted by CitizenD at 7:18 PM on November 2, 2007 [1 favorite]

foxnews and cnn both produce hilarity.
posted by a robot made out of meat at 7:27 PM on November 2, 2007

please no more lols.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 8:00 PM on November 2, 2007

Wow, this discussion happens often? For real?

Honestly, the only person I have ever seen advance this theory is wfc123, and he or she has done it in every LOLcat thread on MetaFilter, I believe.
posted by yhbc at 8:08 PM on November 2, 2007

try punching in cbc.ca for amazing lulz. Presuming you're Canadian. Maybe I found it so awesome because Jeff Tuttle was in the news and they replaced his photo with a wall-eyed persian in the LOLinator. Rawk.
posted by LMGM at 10:37 PM on November 2, 2007

Okay, how long before someone writes the LOLCATZ Perl filter? Before Google offers search in kitty-language?
posted by JHarris at 5:23 AM on November 3, 2007

This is the best thing ever.
posted by cj_ at 9:16 AM on November 3, 2007

Still waiting for my LOLCATS-Klingon dictionary.
posted by Reggie Digest at 2:17 PM on November 3, 2007

I put in a page with The Lady of Shalott on it - the "knite n burgha… lord n dame" say "who iz thiz??! n wtf iz here??!". Fair comment really.
posted by paduasoy at 10:11 AM on November 4, 2007

2 b… or not 2 b= that iz question=
whetha 'tiz nobla in mind 2 suffa
sling n arrows uv outrageous fortune…
or 2 take armz against sea uv troublez…
n by opposin end them??! 2 die= 2 sleep;
no more; n by sleep 2 say we end
heart-ache n thousand natural shockz
that flesh iz heir 2… 'tiz consummation
devoutli 2 b wish. 2 die… 2 sleep;
2 sleep= perchance 2 dream= ay… there rub;
4 in that sleep uv death wtf dreamz may come
when we has shuffled off thiz mortal coil…
must giv us pause= there respect
that makez calamitee uv so long life;
4 who would bear whip n scornz uv tiem…
oppressor wrong… proud man contumeli…
pang uv despised love… law delay…
insolence uv office n spurnz
that patient merit uv unworthy takez…
when he himself mite hiz quietus make
wit bare bodkin??! who would fardelz bear…
2 grunt n sweat unda weary life…
but that dread uv sumthin afta death…
undiscova country frm whose bourn
no travella returnz… puzzlez wil
n makez us ratha bear those ilz we has
than fli 2 otha that we know not uv??!
thus conscience do make coward uv us all;
n thus nativ hue uv resolution
iz sicklied o' wit pale cast uv thought…
n enterprisez uv grate pith n moment
wit thiz regard their current turn awry…
n lose name uv action.--soft u now!!??!!
fair ophelia!!??!! nymph… in thy orisonz
b all my sinz rememba.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:44 AM on November 4, 2007