What Europe thinks of America
April 4, 2001 12:43 PM Subscribe
posted by revbrian at 1:14 PM on April 4, 2001
"Leadership has shown communisticalist tendencies in the past..."
LMAO!
posted by jpoulos at 1:21 PM on April 4, 2001
Haven't heard that one before, it's my new favorite. This article hits the nail on the head in multiple places (in the article, not on the head of the nail). The one that seems to ring most true is the limited world view of Americans, compared to their European cousins. I've done a fair bit of travelling, and when talking with some about it, they say "so what made you decide to do that?" Disgusting.
The Continental Drift section at the end is priceless: Litigation - Popular recreational sport, like baseball, allowing Americans to generate a useful second income from spilling coffee on themselves
posted by OneBallJay at 1:24 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:30 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by brantstrand at 1:30 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by harmful at 1:32 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by gimli at 1:42 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by john at 1:54 PM on April 4, 2001
New York for just £178!
Gleefully point out all of our (supposed) shortcomings, but by all means consider us as a low-cost international holiday option!
posted by Dreama at 2:11 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by john at 2:25 PM on April 4, 2001
Colombia
Formerly an extremely convenient source of cocaine for young and irresponsible scions of wealthy American dynasties.
Quality.
posted by 7sharp11 at 2:37 PM on April 4, 2001
Brittania Rules OK.
posted by milBro at 2:40 PM on April 4, 2001
> Constitution" and the tabloidy nonsense at the end.
brantstrand -- There is definately a fear of offending the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. We Americans think that our government is perfect, our systems are perfect, etc. (Or rather, we attribute the problems not to the laws themselves but to the beaurocrats who administer them.) What we need to realize is that the Constitution was a good foundation for a collection of 13 smallish states.
The US is no longer the country that the Constitution was meant for. It has grown enormously, gained power and importance, and has become a world leader. Yet, we have an unfair, backwards governmental system which won't allow proportional representation of alternate political views, continues to support laws which are the antithesis of global thinking (gun laws, death penality, environment), and allows a brand new (and only pseudo-official) President to roll back laws and policies which will not only harm the country, but harm the entire world.
Changes need to be made to our systems. Other countries aren't terrified of changing themselves. Why are we? We're supposed to be world leaders.
posted by benbrown at 3:13 PM on April 4, 2001
... it's a series & they're all hilarious. The one about the Dutch is quite enlightening and quite true. All Dutch people should read it. I did.
There's probably one about the Brits too.
posted by prolific at 3:16 PM on April 4, 2001
You label the system as "backward government" but the support for this claim is that it the "goverment" doesn't agree with you. You may want gun control, you may want stringent environmental rules, you may want the death penalty abolished. But given limited resources, things need to be prioritized, and unfortunately, the majority of Americans apparently does not value these things as much as you do. There's a reason why minority views either become majority views or continue their minority status. (hint: they are not persuasive to the majority).
That's my rant for the day. Hope you will consider that many people have different beliefs and you should't trivialize these views just because you don't agree with them, which, after reading your comment, I got the impression you like to do. (I'm sure that's not the case in the real world)
posted by Witold at 3:29 PM on April 4, 2001
Do you think a proportional representation system -- one in which, say, the green party, could win 10% of a state's representation in Congress as opposed to ALL or NONE would reduce the opportunities available to citizens? Do you think that not wreaking havoc with the environment when there are environmentally sound alternatives will put you out of a job? I don't think so.
At a time when we should be moving towards a global attitude, it seems that the current trend is to move away from it. The US has a lot to learn from other countries.
posted by benbrown at 4:01 PM on April 4, 2001
What you need to realize is that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land. If you want to get it changed, there are clear-cut methods for doing so. But you cannot ignore it just because you don't like it, any more .
This is not to say that your opinion about its effectiveness is not completely wrong, because it is. The US is the most successful country on Earth. Our system, and the stability it brings, is a big part of the reason for that. Without it, we'd be, well, Europe.
posted by aaron at 4:01 PM on April 4, 2001
Your idea of a good system of government is "Keeping up with the Joneses?" I don't want a government that's hip; I want one that works. Ours works, far better than anything anyone else has ever come up with.
posted by aaron at 4:03 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by benbrown at 4:04 PM on April 4, 2001
And bringing ourselves up to speed in the areas where we are lagging behind is hardly keeping up with the Joneses. It's called functioning as a part of the global community.
posted by benbrown at 4:06 PM on April 4, 2001
We will not maintain our status as the most powerful country on the planet if we don't change and grow.
posted by benbrown at 4:10 PM on April 4, 2001
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Not claiming innate superiority over countries on other planets yet, aaron? I'm shocked.
You really don't get out much, do you?
posted by holgate at 4:16 PM on April 4, 2001
Salman Rushdie's take on the vote fiasco was pretty amusing. Especially the fact it was done "with apologies to Dr. Seuss."
posted by sillygit at 4:31 PM on April 4, 2001
Evidence: the 2000 election fiasco.
I consider that evidence for my POV, not yours. In most other countries, a 2000-style mess would have resulted in anything from riots in the streets to an outright coup attempt (the real kind, don't make "we wuz robbed" jokes). We got it settled just fine with the legal structure already in place.
And bringing ourselves up to speed in the areas where we are lagging behind is hardly keeping up with the Joneses. It's called functioning as a part of the global community.
Where, exactly, are we lagging behind? Why are the decisions made by, say, the EU somehow inherently more correct than those made in the US? Just because the EU is made up of more countries?
Being part of the global community sometimes means you don't get your way.
posted by aaron at 4:31 PM on April 4, 2001
Bingo. Especially that first part. And are there other countries i'd rather live in? Absolutely.
The best and brightest aren't always going to flock here, read some science history and watch the flow of the best and brightest from country to country depending on where they could work without landing in prison.
and what good is clinging to every detail of the constitution? Its a bad fucking set of rules if it doesn't allow for change....or if it is merely used as some grand symbol of superiority. Lets make a New one.
holgate, is it alright for me to be embarrassed sometimes to be a god-blessed-american?
[geez. i should never write political posts after a stressfull lunch with an X.]
posted by th3ph17 at 4:45 PM on April 4, 2001
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How many times does this kind of thing have to get blogged? We know they don't like us, and they don't like the President. Most Americans don't either. Most Americans didn't vote for him.
Regarding "fear of offending the Bill of Rights and Constitution" he is missing a crucial point. We are a nation built on a single, binding contract. We have no other ties to fellow Americans apart from that piece of paper. No religious, ethnic, cultural, ties. While the rest of the world's nations are becoming increasingly multi-cultural, we are the ONLY nation in the world founded on this idea.
Of course it is difficult to amend the consitution ,and we are, as a group, loath to do so, it would be foolish to have it otherwise. There is little else binding us together. A democracy is not easy, swift or streamlined. It is difficult, plodding and beaurocratic. The founding father's wanted it that way. So, we are left with two choices, either work within the system to change it, as the system allows for, or revolt, which hasn't happened in a while, and maybe needs to, both have their own advantages, but stop this 'Americans suck' crap.
Example, the right for women to vote. They had to chain themselves to trees, have hunger strikes and work for many generations, but finally change happened. I, for one, am thankful for their work, cause now I can vote. Look at women and their situation in other parts of the world. It took too long for popular opinion in the US to come around, but it is, in my opinion, better than the alternatives.
I've lived and worked abroad, and this articles says nothing that I haven't heard before. We all know are a screwed up country with problems. We also tend to air our dirty laundry for the world to see, and for the world's part, they are very interested in smelly our dirty laundry just to see how dirty it is.
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Phew, sometimes its good to vent. Where would we be without Metafilter?
posted by dante at 4:51 PM on April 4, 2001
If you think the majority is wrong, you should try to educate them in the error of their ways. It is possible.
You can even get an amendment if you are persuasive enough.
posted by sonofsamiam at 4:59 PM on April 4, 2001
As for proportional representation, it's hard to say what is better. Certainly, the setup has great benefits, but it also has its drawbacks.
Your Green example is interesting. I think you're blaming Green's inability to get elected on "the system" when blame at least partially belongs on their shoulders. Maybe minor parties will come to their senses and start with small local races, instead of always running for congress or president. Then, they have a shot at building their support and go on to bigger and better things. (This applies to most minor parties, not just Greens)
Lastly, benbrown, you say "You think our government is a smoothly operating machine? PAH! Evidence: the 2000 election fiasco." Watch some current political battles fought in European countries and you will be very glad that the 2000 election fiasco is the worst of the problems we have here. Trust me on this one.
posted by Witold at 5:05 PM on April 4, 2001
Even now Bush's popularity is above 50 percent. Thus, most Americans DO.
posted by aaron at 5:08 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by Neb at 5:13 PM on April 4, 2001
Since when did infantile "we're the best" assertions deserve intelligent responses? I don't provide college-level answers to my three-year-old niece, and she talks more sense.
(I actually remember a conversation with my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend, where he said something like "You mean the rest of the world doesn't like America? I thought they thought we were pretty neat." That comment, I think, encapsulates the piece in the Guardian.)
Why are the decisions made by, say, the EU somehow inherently more correct than those made in the US? Just because the EU is made up of more countries?
Well, we've already seen that the US can't come to terms with the notions of "consensus" or "majority opinion", so let's just leave that one unspoken.
posted by holgate at 5:16 PM on April 4, 2001
Link please? I'd be truely amazed if that was true.
posted by Neb at 5:17 PM on April 4, 2001
Unless you're the USA.
posted by holgate at 5:17 PM on April 4, 2001
My biggest problem with Europe is the way they look down on us. They like to make fun of us, and our president (Clinton AND Bush) but when the stuff hits the fan they're paralyzed in comittee in the UN until we pull them out of the fire.
Maybe it's just me, but it always seems like America is the teenager doing something "different" and Europe is the school marm telling us to "hush up"...
posted by owillis at 5:29 PM on April 4, 2001
This means that America has special challenges which Europe is only beginning to understand. This isn't an excuse for our gun laws, or death penalty, or environmental laws, but it is a testimony to the strength of the constitution.
Rather than being outdated, it's extraordinary how well it has worked. Considering the inherent instability that comes with being a rootless nation, America is a remarkably stable country. While this poses problems when it comes to innovative legislation, it is also what allows our innovative society and business practices.
What America really needs is a more enlightened culture, with more knowlege of other cultures, world history, and indeed our own history. Again I think it goes back to being both an immature nation and a nation of immigrants that gets redefined every couple of generations. However I do believe that slowly but surely the constitution and most institutions will eventually foster this kind of paradigm shift because more than any other country in the world, this is a government for and by the people.
The main problem now seems to be that stability has bred complacency.
posted by chaz at 6:07 PM on April 4, 2001
Oh, that's such utter bollocks. I don't detect any schoolmarm in Dutch social policy, in the Scandinavian welfare system, in German education and environmental preservation, and (shock!) even in some of Britain's social investment over the past few years. If anything, I see a radicalism, a vibrancy, a willingness to make changes.
The big difference between these countries and the US, at least in terms of political rhetoric: they don't have this short-sighted belief that they're the greatest nation on the planet: a belief that blinds them to the glaring iniquities and injustices.
I suppose that during the Clinton era, we could regard such crap as minority bombast: after all, the man had to apologise for his own failures often enough. But with Bush in charge, as the piece suggests, it congeals like an embolism. And we're not laughing any more.
chaz: America is a land of immigrants
So are Australia and NZ: countries with relatively small populations, but a shitload of potential, and little of the frankly Victorian mental attitude that directs American politics. You're right: it's a matter of complacency.
posted by holgate at 6:13 PM on April 4, 2001
And the way I look at things, everyone should feel like their home country is the greatest one on earth (warts and all).
Of course, I'm just one of those silly Americans.
posted by owillis at 6:25 PM on April 4, 2001
taken in late March by Gallup -- found 53 percent of respondents approved of the job Bush was doing -- down from 63 percent in early March and 58 percent in mid-March. When those who approved were asked why, the top answers were because Bush was "doing a good job" and because he was a "man of integrity." The top reasons people gave for not approving of Bush were that they "disagreed with his tax plan" and that they "didn't like his policies in general."
posted by Witold at 6:36 PM on April 4, 2001
Well, you obviously don't live here. Me, however, I'm Norwegian. And my mother used to work for the very welfare state in question. Thus, I know the system fairly well. And I know it as a rigid one -- outdated and beurocratic in every possible way. Sure, you might say, almost in every election over here, welfare reform is issue #1. But there is a reason for that. It is because changes are hardly ever implemented. And that is because of the very schoolmarm you claim you haven't detected. Now you know.
posted by frednorman at 6:44 PM on April 4, 2001
I don't know whether it's the fact that they technically apply to me or the fact that I disagree with nearly everything said under their guise that bothers me more.
-Mars
posted by Mars Saxman at 6:49 PM on April 4, 2001
"A new ABC News/Washington Post poll released Monday shows President George W. Bush (News|) with a 55 percent job approval rating, the lowest rating given to a newly elected president since Dwight Eisenhower, Reuters reported" (more here)
posted by benbrown at 6:50 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by youhas at 7:39 PM on April 4, 2001
Mars,
At least take refuge in the fact the every use of "we" and "us" are opinions and troll bait in a fruitless attempt to classify diverse groups of people. Get 5 of my friends together and we can barely agree on where to eat dinner and have no chance on deciding on a movie. So it's safe to say that most of this thread is a waste of space.
posted by john at 8:09 PM on April 4, 2001
I don't quite see how...
Come on guys let's not get all sulky now. America is the greatest country on Earth, okay?
Anyone who says otherwise should face the electric chair.
posted by lagado at 8:12 PM on April 4, 2001
Just because you and your friends can't agree on a restaurant doesn't mean that groups of people can never be classified. I frankly don't understand how the use of a pronoun qualifies as "troll bait." I'm an American, and if I'm going to talk about Americans in general, I'm going to say "we" and "us." What is my choice? To always say "Americans"? Clunky. "Them"? Uh-uh.
To use "we" does not deny our tremendous diversity. It merely says that we have at least one characteristic in common.
There are certainly times when it's embarrassing to be an American and when I strongly disagree with the actions of the majority. If I then try to say that I'm not part of "us," then I'm trying to escape responsibility for the actions of my country. I can't do that. If I disagree with the majority action, I have a responsibility to do what I can to change that action, and no amount of erroneous pronoun usage is going to change that.
posted by anapestic at 8:22 PM on April 4, 2001
posted by gleemax at 8:28 PM on April 4, 2001
The common characteristic does not extend beyond being an American. Everything else is a quess.
posted by john at 9:30 PM on April 4, 2001
Personally, I don't think that all or even most people across the globe think badly of Americans. I lived in London for 6 months and traveled extensively both before and after that in Europe and Central & South America.
I met maybe one or two people who professed a dislike for Americans compared to dozens who had a favorable opinion of us (especially the Kiwis we went drinking with all the time in London). Additionally, most of the international students I have come into contact with want to stay here.
My personal belief is that most of the protests against America come from folks with an agenda to advance, be it political, environmental, whatever. The "common man" seems to like us pretty well in my experience.
posted by CRS at 9:46 PM on April 4, 2001
Let's not forget Bush Mark I's assertion that atheists had no place being US citizens. Fry those pagan commie bastards! Hooray for diversity!
CRS: "My personal belief is that most of the protests against America come from folks with an agenda to advance, be it political, environmental, whatever. The "common man" seems to like us pretty well in my experience."
And of course we all know people who have agendas to advance are just PLAIN WRONG.
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posted by crunchland at 4:00 PM on April 5, 2001
Goddamn! It's good to see someone who loves their country.
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