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The Shaved Bumblebee. His is the little story of the bumblebee Bernard who wanted to impress his friends with an experiment. It was one of these boring days and they were as usual looking for some nonsense to get involved in and succeeded in switching on an electric shaver.
Welcome to the digital studio of Till Nowak. His Salad is out of this world. Dishes. His Edges is cool and Delivery too. [via madamjujujive's via].
Welcome to the digital studio of Till Nowak. His Salad is out of this world. Dishes. His Edges is cool and Delivery too. [via madamjujujive's via].
Yeah, thhis guy's sense of bee anatomy makes Jerry Seinfeld seem like an entymological genius!
posted by rikschell at 1:45 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by rikschell at 1:45 PM on January 20, 2008
Wow, my first bumblebee penis... How do bees actually get it on? With peens?
posted by domakesaypat at 1:46 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by domakesaypat at 1:46 PM on January 20, 2008
rikschell,
Yeah, and his Alien is TOTALLY screwed up...all made of veggies. Real Aliens don't look at all like that.
posted by effugas at 1:52 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
Yeah, and his Alien is TOTALLY screwed up...all made of veggies. Real Aliens don't look at all like that.
posted by effugas at 1:52 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
I thought that I should never see
a thing as frightening
as a naked bee.
posted by rtha at 2:43 PM on January 20, 2008
a thing as frightening
as a naked bee.
posted by rtha at 2:43 PM on January 20, 2008
Nice buzz cut.
posted by hal9k at 2:46 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by hal9k at 2:46 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
Yeah, thhis guy's sense of bee anatomy makes Jerry Seinfeld seem like an entymological genius!
The premise of 'The Bee Movie' is preposterous! Bees can't talk! And especially not to humans!
Oh...and BTW...rats can't cook!
posted by ericb at 2:49 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
The premise of 'The Bee Movie' is preposterous! Bees can't talk! And especially not to humans!
Oh...and BTW...rats can't cook!
posted by ericb at 2:49 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
If a bee, is half a bee
it must ipso facto half not be.
posted by furtive at 2:52 PM on January 20, 2008
it must ipso facto half not be.
posted by furtive at 2:52 PM on January 20, 2008
ericb---
You can say that again. Stuff I got today waaaay too salty.
posted by Dizzy at 3:05 PM on January 20, 2008
You can say that again. Stuff I got today waaaay too salty.
posted by Dizzy at 3:05 PM on January 20, 2008
I'll match your Monty Python and raise you with Bill O'Reilly
posted by growabrain at 3:08 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by growabrain at 3:08 PM on January 20, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hey wait...ANYONE can cook!
(Though....was I the only one who noticed that, in the movie, Gousteau's book in French actually translates into "Everyone Can Cook"?)
posted by Hildegarde at 3:16 PM on January 20, 2008
(Though....was I the only one who noticed that, in the movie, Gousteau's book in French actually translates into "Everyone Can Cook"?)
posted by Hildegarde at 3:16 PM on January 20, 2008
Heh apparently someone spent weeks synthesizing cheap internet porn (NSFW)
posted by delmoi at 3:20 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by delmoi at 3:20 PM on January 20, 2008
bee anatomy
This fun image is anatomically correct in two ways however, drone bees, the ones that fertilize the queen bee, are fat and hairy and nearly twice the size of the workers.
And incorrect in a number of ways, apart from the plucked chicken skin on the butt, the elephant schnozzes, the fingers and toes but also in that drone bees are unusually well endowed.
posted by nickyskye at 4:51 PM on January 20, 2008
This fun image is anatomically correct in two ways however, drone bees, the ones that fertilize the queen bee, are fat and hairy and nearly twice the size of the workers.
And incorrect in a number of ways, apart from the plucked chicken skin on the butt, the elephant schnozzes, the fingers and toes but also in that drone bees are unusually well endowed.
posted by nickyskye at 4:51 PM on January 20, 2008
So wrong, so cool.
posted by cjorgensen at 5:14 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by cjorgensen at 5:14 PM on January 20, 2008
Images like this make me very glad I don't do hallucinogenic drugs. (I'm high on life, dontcha know...)
posted by spoobnooble at 5:18 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by spoobnooble at 5:18 PM on January 20, 2008
I can put up with the plucked chicken bottom, but i find the presence of nipples unfathomable.
posted by Quinbus Flestrin at 6:28 PM on January 20, 2008
posted by Quinbus Flestrin at 6:28 PM on January 20, 2008
Fun find, nicky!
But ... apparently, all the wise bees wax rather than shave - helps to prevent that chicken skin look.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:48 PM on January 20, 2008
But ... apparently, all the wise bees wax rather than shave - helps to prevent that chicken skin look.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:48 PM on January 20, 2008
Salad is interesting, but I prefer the work of Arcimboldo (upon whose work this was based) for my vegetable portraits.
posted by plinth at 7:46 AM on January 21, 2008
posted by plinth at 7:46 AM on January 21, 2008
How do bees actually get it on?
A drone is built only for sex: he cannot make honey and he cannot sting; he can only fly fast enough to catch a queen and then employ his large, bulbous, hooked cock to deliver a dollop of sperm to the sperm already sloshing around inside her from previous drones.
Drone and queen fuck in midair until, as he ejaculates, his dick snaps off. He gives her a sort of a detached look and then he dies. She flies off with his dick still twitching.
The next drone that comes along removes the previous drone's dick from the queen--"I know what you've been up to!"--and then doesn't have the sense to avoid making the same mistake.
See here.
posted by pracowity at 11:30 AM on January 22, 2008
A drone is built only for sex: he cannot make honey and he cannot sting; he can only fly fast enough to catch a queen and then employ his large, bulbous, hooked cock to deliver a dollop of sperm to the sperm already sloshing around inside her from previous drones.
Drone and queen fuck in midair until, as he ejaculates, his dick snaps off. He gives her a sort of a detached look and then he dies. She flies off with his dick still twitching.
The next drone that comes along removes the previous drone's dick from the queen--"I know what you've been up to!"--and then doesn't have the sense to avoid making the same mistake.
See here.
posted by pracowity at 11:30 AM on January 22, 2008
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Cool post, nickyskye!
posted by Dizzy at 1:35 PM on January 20, 2008