Dog Plus Pony
February 8, 2008 5:25 AM Subscribe
Calculated to amaze.
(It's a dog on a pony.)
(It's a dog on a pony.)
?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:30 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:30 AM on February 8, 2008
Dog Plus Pony: Delivered as promised
Calculated to amaze: Check your math
posted by Daddy-O at 5:41 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Calculated to amaze: Check your math
posted by Daddy-O at 5:41 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Small children atop of sheep (faring comparatively poorly).
posted by Wolfdog at 5:44 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Wolfdog at 5:44 AM on February 8, 2008
Ohhh, I get it, Brownpau!
You're an idiot!!!
Disclaimer: Name-calling is purely in fun, and no offense should be taken. The above comment was the first thing that came to mind, and is based on an exchange in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, wherein a geeky customer in a comic book store (holding a stack of fairy-themed comics) is talking to another equally geeky customer and says "Fairies are the most beautiful beings in the world, and if you fall in love with a fairy you can never love anyone else again!" The other customer looks at him in awe and replies "Wowwww!!!! You're an idiot!" I wish I could find the video on YouTube because you all would love it, it's so funny, really, but yeah, a dog on a pony, is that the sequel to snakes on a plane see this is what happens when there is no image tag.
posted by The Deej at 5:48 AM on February 8, 2008 [4 favorites]
You're an idiot!!!
Disclaimer: Name-calling is purely in fun, and no offense should be taken. The above comment was the first thing that came to mind, and is based on an exchange in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, wherein a geeky customer in a comic book store (holding a stack of fairy-themed comics) is talking to another equally geeky customer and says "Fairies are the most beautiful beings in the world, and if you fall in love with a fairy you can never love anyone else again!" The other customer looks at him in awe and replies "Wowwww!!!! You're an idiot!" I wish I could find the video on YouTube because you all would love it, it's so funny, really, but yeah, a dog on a pony, is that the sequel to snakes on a plane see this is what happens when there is no image tag.
posted by The Deej at 5:48 AM on February 8, 2008 [4 favorites]
Hot dog-on pony action inactivity.
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:48 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:48 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
er, stick another hyphen in there somewhere, wouldja?
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:49 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:49 AM on February 8, 2008
The Deej, I am a fellow Rocko fan, and I know the exact scene of which you speak. Oui, oui!
posted by brownpau at 5:53 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by brownpau at 5:53 AM on February 8, 2008
The Deej, I am a fellow Rocko fan, and I know the exact scene of which you speak. Oui, oui!
posted by brownpau
Cool! I must find it. It is so funny in so many ways.
And again, it's a dog on a pony. See?
posted by The Deej at 5:58 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by brownpau
Cool! I must find it. It is so funny in so many ways.
And again, it's a dog on a pony. See?
posted by The Deej at 5:58 AM on February 8, 2008
You really could have done a much better job of defining this in greater detail in the "more inside" section. And your tags - could have been much more descriptive here too.
Otherwise this is a fantastic post.
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:03 AM on February 8, 2008
Otherwise this is a fantastic post.
posted by allkindsoftime at 6:03 AM on February 8, 2008
Horse/Dog Shit Sandwich.
posted by dbiedny at 6:09 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by dbiedny at 6:09 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
it is a pony under a dog.
posted by ddaavviidd at 6:19 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by ddaavviidd at 6:19 AM on February 8, 2008
*crosses fingers
please please please be the new rickroll
posted by kuujjuarapik at 6:47 AM on February 8, 2008
please please please be the new rickroll
posted by kuujjuarapik at 6:47 AM on February 8, 2008
I'll see your dog on a pony. And I'll raise you a pony acting like a dog and one waterskiing squirrel.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:01 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by miss lynnster at 7:01 AM on February 8, 2008
P.S. -- No more drunk posting for you!
posted by miss lynnster at 7:02 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by miss lynnster at 7:02 AM on February 8, 2008
Mu.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 7:07 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 7:07 AM on February 8, 2008
Well, MY actual dog was on an actual MOVING pony. So I win.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:48 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by miss lynnster at 7:48 AM on February 8, 2008
No, zouhair. We don't get it either.
posted by miss lynnster at 7:48 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by miss lynnster at 7:48 AM on February 8, 2008
Now that cortex has been here, we can all be assured this will be the go-to link for the all the "why-was-my-thread-deleted-but-this-one-stayed?" MeTas.
posted by The Deej at 7:49 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by The Deej at 7:49 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I am not certain that this is what Metafilter is for. This is barely suitable for Metachat, fer fuck's sake.
posted by everichon at 8:02 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by everichon at 8:02 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Should be Dogs Plus Pony.
The truly amazing part is the legless blue poodle barking on top of the pony's head.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:21 AM on February 8, 2008
The truly amazing part is the legless blue poodle barking on top of the pony's head.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:21 AM on February 8, 2008
You people obviously haven't found the hidden hyperlinks on that page. The amazement undergoes its calculations therein.
What, some stupid dog and pony show?
posted by kcds at 8:22 AM on February 8, 2008
What, some stupid dog and pony show?
posted by kcds at 8:22 AM on February 8, 2008
Here's a direct link to the main content of the website, for those who don't want to navigate through the complex HTML interface: Link
posted by designbot at 8:28 AM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by designbot at 8:28 AM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
I suggest that the "wtf" tag is extended to include the word "brownpau"...
posted by benzo8 at 8:39 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by benzo8 at 8:39 AM on February 8, 2008
Oh, brownpau. I'm so disappointed. Unless the "calculated to amaze" part is where we are amazed that it is, in fact, nothing more than, yes, a dog. On a pony.
posted by misha at 8:54 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by misha at 8:54 AM on February 8, 2008
Get these motherfucking dogs off this motherfucking pony!
posted by turaho at 9:12 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by turaho at 9:12 AM on February 8, 2008
it is, in fact, nothing more than, yes, a dog. On a pony.
No, no. It is nothing less than a dog. On a pony.
posted by The Deej at 9:14 AM on February 8, 2008
No, no. It is nothing less than a dog. On a pony.
posted by The Deej at 9:14 AM on February 8, 2008
I think the key thing here is that there's a dog and that the dog is on a pony.
posted by cortex at 9:23 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by cortex at 9:23 AM on February 8, 2008
The only amazing thing here is that this post is still alive. I've seen far better posts get eliminated practically before the pixels were dry. I mean...wtf?
posted by Thorzdad at 9:29 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Thorzdad at 9:29 AM on February 8, 2008
The only amazing thing here is that this post is still alive. I've seen far better posts get eliminated practically before the pixels were dry. I mean...wtf?
Sometimes, everyone is drunk or high at the same time.
posted by The Deej at 9:35 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Sometimes, everyone is drunk or high at the same time.
posted by The Deej at 9:35 AM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Jesus, people, we need one of these posts once in a while. No one has any question about brownpau's motives or general good sense, so why not just enjoy the very simple post?
posted by OmieWise at 9:48 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by OmieWise at 9:48 AM on February 8, 2008
I think people are just upset because the dog on the pony only gives us questions, not answers.
And yeah. It's been a long week. Smiling at something overtly silly every now and then is probably a good thing, anyway. Also: the dog? It's standing right on top of the dang pony. See diagram:
posted by cortex at 9:59 AM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
And yeah. It's been a long week. Smiling at something overtly silly every now and then is probably a good thing, anyway. Also: the dog? It's standing right on top of the dang pony. See diagram:
pPP dog
PPOONY
P P y
P P
posted by cortex at 9:59 AM on February 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
They did the calculations, and the answer was #A1FB9E, with a remainder of dog over pony. This is SCIENCE FACT!
posted by team lowkey at 10:03 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by team lowkey at 10:03 AM on February 8, 2008
We are not laughing with Brownpau. We are laughing at him.
posted by The Deej at 10:12 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by The Deej at 10:12 AM on February 8, 2008
You, sir, are a poet and a scholar.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:13 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:13 AM on February 8, 2008
Gen-Xer 1: Dog on a pony? Oh, that's cool.
Gen-Xer 2: Are you being sarcastic?
Gen-Xer 1: I don't even know anymore.
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:38 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Gen-Xer 2: Are you being sarcastic?
Gen-Xer 1: I don't even know anymore.
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:38 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
You're the man now, dog (on pony)!
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 10:42 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 10:42 AM on February 8, 2008
The really ironic touch that you guys aren't getting is that actually, the pony? Is named DOG.
posted by misha at 10:46 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by misha at 10:46 AM on February 8, 2008
I'm surprised no one has posted this yet, SCDB must be taking time off, so...
POH-NEEE!
posted by wendell at 10:58 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
POH-NEEE!
posted by wendell at 10:58 AM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
My head asplode.
posted by jeffamaphone at 11:36 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by jeffamaphone at 11:36 AM on February 8, 2008
Okay, I admit I'm not the target demographic. But I'd be a total grouch if I didn't share with you the important life lessons I took home from My Little Pony Live!
posted by Wolfdog at 11:53 AM on February 8, 2008
posted by Wolfdog at 11:53 AM on February 8, 2008
Sometimes, everyone is drunk or high at the same time
and that time is early Friday morning?
posted by ssg at 12:57 PM on February 8, 2008
and that time is early Friday morning?
posted by ssg at 12:57 PM on February 8, 2008
POH-NEEE!
Nom Nom Nom
Holy crap.
Also this thread needs a "Mr. Kite" tag.
posted by flotson at 12:59 PM on February 8, 2008
Nom Nom Nom
Holy crap.
Also this thread needs a "Mr. Kite" tag.
posted by flotson at 12:59 PM on February 8, 2008
OK, fine. Fine. I give up.
Dogs in elk. "So what we did was put the ribcages (containing dogs) on tarps and drag them around to the side yard ..."
posted by maudlin at 1:18 PM on February 8, 2008
Dogs in elk. "So what we did was put the ribcages (containing dogs) on tarps and drag them around to the side yard ..."
posted by maudlin at 1:18 PM on February 8, 2008
I squint at the picture. I get nuthin'.
I look at it cross-eyed, hoping to see '3-D,' I get nuthin'.
I step back twenty paces from the monitor. I get nuthin'.
Damn. Time for a cocktail. I get sumthin'.
posted by ericb at 2:10 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I look at it cross-eyed, hoping to see '3-D,' I get nuthin'.
I step back twenty paces from the monitor. I get nuthin'.
Damn. Time for a cocktail. I get sumthin'.
posted by ericb at 2:10 PM on February 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Interesting. At the moment, this thread is the number two google hit for "dog on a pony". And the number one hit for "pony on a dog". Hmmm. . .
posted by flotson at 4:03 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by flotson at 4:03 PM on February 8, 2008
Flagged. Don't waste my fucking time.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 6:07 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 6:07 PM on February 8, 2008
God wants us to upgrade to Pro !!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:16 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:16 PM on February 8, 2008
Brownpau, about those calculations... I think you forgot to carry the one.
and remember, kids, you can't spell "eponysterical" without "pony!"
posted by louche mustachio at 7:21 PM on February 8, 2008
and remember, kids, you can't spell "eponysterical" without "pony!"
posted by louche mustachio at 7:21 PM on February 8, 2008
Once, I saw Polly in a porny with a pony, but the pony seemed a little bit bored.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:24 PM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by louche mustachio at 7:24 PM on February 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Have you ever noticed that fpp, read phonetically, sort of looks like an exclamation of disdain/disgust?
posted by flotson at 9:30 PM on February 8, 2008
posted by flotson at 9:30 PM on February 8, 2008
I'd secretly like to believe that the person who registered this URL with the intention of doing something with it some day get a monthly billing statement that has a day to day bandwidth or hits breakdown in it and, some time next months, is going to spend days scratching their head and trying to figure out where all the traffic came from.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 10:59 AM on February 9, 2008
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 10:59 AM on February 9, 2008
The site appears to be owned by a filmmaker who does marketing for Disney Online and Stan Lee Media. Some sort of viral marketing, perhaps? Blah.
posted by Hot Pastrami! at 5:47 PM on February 9, 2008
posted by Hot Pastrami! at 5:47 PM on February 9, 2008
mouse on a cat on a dog
turkey on a duck on a chicken
epic thread! truly best of the web!
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 8:06 PM on February 9, 2008
turkey on a duck on a chicken
epic thread! truly best of the web!
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 8:06 PM on February 9, 2008
rooster on cat on dog on donkey
(I like the goats in/on the trees the best, so far.)
posted by LeLiLo at 1:01 AM on February 10, 2008
(I like the goats in/on the trees the best, so far.)
posted by LeLiLo at 1:01 AM on February 10, 2008
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