The Sublime, Nihilistic Elegance of Assquatch Art

February 27, 2008 1:59 AM

Coilhouse brings us "Assquatch Art," which they describe as "a rustic art form." Strangely, this is probably SFW.
posted by cgc373 (11 comments total)

Scroll up and down. That first deer butt is pretty ordinary.
posted by cgc373 at 2:01 AM on February 27, 2008

Depressing. This is how I imagine the damned might pass their time in Hell.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 2:25 AM on February 27, 2008

Somebody connected with Coilhouse is arrested in Dubai on spurious drug charges according to BoingBoing . . . http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/29/warren-ellis-friend.html
posted by jfrancis at 2:39 AM on February 27, 2008

That boy ain't right.
posted by seanmpuckett at 3:35 AM on February 27, 2008

A simple test: Does this make the world a better place?
posted by Daddy-O at 3:52 AM on February 27, 2008

Does this make the world a better place?
For deer, no. For rednecks, 'pparently.
posted by DenOfSizer at 3:58 AM on February 27, 2008

Hilarious!
posted by schyler523 at 6:47 AM on February 27, 2008

I'd rather knock.
posted by darkstar at 7:36 AM on February 27, 2008

I'm not sure about the relationship between Oracle Consulting and deer butts in this page. RDBMS = Redneck Deer Butt Management System?
posted by elgilito at 9:09 AM on February 27, 2008

that was fantasstic.

thanks.
posted by heeeraldo at 10:02 AM on February 27, 2008

"Many people say that the real red neck art is the shaping of the deer anus to look like a mouth. This is the true test of the artists loving hand.

The anus can be made very simple, or you can stretch the anus for realistic effects such as smiles and frowns. In general, the leading deer butt artists concentrate on the details of the mouth."
posted by MythMaker at 1:31 PM on February 27, 2008