It was, as they say, inevitable: the bacon tuxedo.

May 21, 2008 12:31 PM

Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. A dry-clean-only opportunity for all MeFis to wear their bacon obsession on their sleeve this prom/grad/wedding season!
posted by grounded (21 comments total)

Looks less like bacon, more like poo.
posted by Sys Rq at 12:37 PM on May 21, 2008

If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
posted by tommasz at 12:59 PM on May 21, 2008

Clearly.
posted by dersins at 1:05 PM on May 21, 2008

It's kind of ugly. And that's a damn shame.
posted by Green Eyed Monster at 1:06 PM on May 21, 2008

Please, just stop it with the bacon posts.
posted by nasreddin at 1:06 PM on May 21, 2008

But not actually made of bacon, unlike the bacon bra
posted by thewalledcity at 1:07 PM on May 21, 2008

Stop dragging things out. Just link to the whole Bacon/Meat Category Page.

There. One-stop shopping for all your bacon-themed tchotchkes.
posted by yhbc at 1:09 PM on May 21, 2008

Just the thing to wear to the Westminster Dog Show.
posted by ardgedee at 1:10 PM on May 21, 2008 [4 favorites]

Great. Now I can get sick before I get drunk.
posted by LordSludge at 1:12 PM on May 21, 2008

If loving this is wrong, the objective universe hasn't just suffered some kind of catastrophic reversal of polarity
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:16 PM on May 21, 2008 [1 favorite]

That tuxedo might have been a little Guido,
but add the bacon, and I can stand here in a speedo
and be looked at like a fuckin' hero
posted by porn in the woods at 1:45 PM on May 21, 2008

But I want a tuxedo made of Kevin Bacon. And a nice Chianti.
posted by katillathehun at 1:46 PM on May 21, 2008 [2 favorites]

Yeah, but would would she wear?

oh. Never mind.
posted by paddysat at 1:47 PM on May 21, 2008

I MUST POSSESS IT.
posted by brundlefly at 2:04 PM on May 21, 2008

I like how the "Related Products" include two pieces of meat and a baby in a parachute.
posted by brundlefly at 2:07 PM on May 21, 2008 [1 favorite]

I'm a vegetarian. Do they make a soy bacon version?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:44 PM on May 21, 2008

Fake soy bacon, that is.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:45 PM on May 21, 2008

Dammit....this is an old April Fools joke. I really wanted one.
posted by GavinR at 3:26 PM on May 21, 2008

What! This isn't real? There goes my sex life.
posted by IcyJuly at 4:07 PM on May 21, 2008

I would wear it, and I would fill the pockets with Bacon Salt.

Then, whenever anyone would come near, I would sprinkle them with my "Magic Bacon Dust".
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:57 PM on May 21, 2008

damnit. this would go so well with my giant-strip-of-bacon scarf. there's gotta be someone on etsy willing to make something like this for real.
posted by vellocet at 5:16 AM on May 22, 2008