I Apocalypse Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
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I Apocalypse Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is an automated movie pitching machine, courtesy Metafilter's own woj. (Via MeFi projects.)
Join movie titles with a shared word. Got it.
posted by basicchannel at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by basicchannel at 1:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Isn't this pretty much just a variation on the "Before and After" category of Wheel of Fortune?
posted by The Gooch at 1:33 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by The Gooch at 1:33 PM on September 2, 2008
I got my 30 seconds of amusement out of it.
Air Force One + One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest =
Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
posted by fings at 1:36 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Air Force One + One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest =
Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
posted by fings at 1:36 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Works for dated musical references, too:
Great White Lion Snake?
Stone Temple of the Dog in Chains?
Agnostic Youth Brigade Battalion of Today?
Oh, forget it.
posted by ducky l'orange at 1:36 PM on September 2, 2008
Great White Lion Snake?
Stone Temple of the Dog in Chains?
Agnostic Youth Brigade Battalion of Today?
Oh, forget it.
posted by ducky l'orange at 1:36 PM on September 2, 2008
Christ, why does everybody hate fun?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills
posted by uncleozzy at 1:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Harry Potter and the Chamber of National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills
posted by uncleozzy at 1:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Needs to check against too much homology to detect sequels.
Back To The Future Part II + Back To The Future Part III =
Back To The Future Back To The Future Part III II
posted by a robot made out of meat at 1:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Back To The Future Part II + Back To The Future Part III =
Back To The Future Back To The Future Part III II
posted by a robot made out of meat at 1:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Agnostic Youth Brigade Battalion of Today?
I'm pretty sure those bands did get their name out of a generator or some sort of algorithm. Their lyrics, too.
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty sure those bands did get their name out of a generator or some sort of algorithm. Their lyrics, too.
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Also, Behind Sleeping with the Enemy Lines sounds like a great E! special.
posted by a robot made out of meat at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by a robot made out of meat at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Now what would really impress me is if the thing lived up to its title and actually generated the pitches.
"What Happens in Vegas Lies Beneath: Harrison Ford gets drunk and impulsively marries Michelle Pfeiffer, who is torn between her fear of his murderous secret and her desire to get her hands on his $3 million slot-machine winnings."
posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
"What Happens in Vegas Lies Beneath: Harrison Ford gets drunk and impulsively marries Michelle Pfeiffer, who is torn between her fear of his murderous secret and her desire to get her hands on his $3 million slot-machine winnings."
posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Casualties of The War of the Roses
ME: For watching it
*rimshot*
posted by Debaser626 at 1:44 PM on September 2, 2008
ME: For watching it
*rimshot*
posted by Debaser626 at 1:44 PM on September 2, 2008
I think I've done this before.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:45 PM on September 2, 2008 [16 favorites]
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 1:45 PM on September 2, 2008 [16 favorites]
Spacemen 3 Dog Night Ranger was a pipe dream cover band idea of mine a decade ago. Never got off the ground, "sadly."
posted by porn in the woods at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by porn in the woods at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Uh, great.
Much like meat-robot's result:
Mission: Impossible III + Mission: Impossible 2 =
Mission: Mission: Impossible 2 III
posted by jozxyqk at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008
Much like meat-robot's result:
Mission: Impossible III + Mission: Impossible 2 =
Mission: Mission: Impossible 2 III
posted by jozxyqk at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008
Groundhog Day + Terminator 2: Judgement Day =
Groundhog Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Get on it, Hollywood.
posted by Donnie VandenBos at 1:48 PM on September 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
Groundhog Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Get on it, Hollywood.
posted by Donnie VandenBos at 1:48 PM on September 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
Took about 10 tries but found a gem:
Best Little Whorehouse in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
posted by porn in the woods at 1:49 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
Best Little Whorehouse in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
posted by porn in the woods at 1:49 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
Bowl-O-Rama + Bowfinger = Bowfingerl-O-Rama
What the hell.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
What the hell.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
I got some really bad ones, but i lold @ dis:
When Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Met Sally
posted by Eideteker at 1:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
When Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Met Sally
posted by Eideteker at 1:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Cocoon + Platoon =
CocPlatoon
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 1:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
CocPlatoon
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 1:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Fiddler Born on the 4th of July the Roof
It must have caught me in just the right mood, because I have actually got tears streaming down my face at some of these.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
It must have caught me in just the right mood, because I have actually got tears streaming down my face at some of these.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Bringing Black Hawk Down The House
I was thrilled with the premise but disappointed by the ratio of duds to hits.
posted by grobstein at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I was thrilled with the premise but disappointed by the ratio of duds to hits.
posted by grobstein at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
umm....
Spinal Tap + This Is Spinal Tap = This Is Spinal Tap Tap???
posted by Bromius at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008
Spinal Tap + This Is Spinal Tap = This Is Spinal Tap Tap???
posted by Bromius at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008
Although, Bad Taste + Bad Santa = Bad Taste Santa = Box office gold!
posted by Bromius at 1:56 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by Bromius at 1:56 PM on September 2, 2008
I love the ones where it actually interpolates one word into the middle of another one:
Cocktail + Cocoon =Cocoonktail
OK. Stopping now.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Cocktail + Cocoon =Cocoonktail
OK. Stopping now.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
The The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of The Ring Of The Rings: The Return of The King ....... really?
posted by elisabethjw at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by elisabethjw at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills
That shit has double feature written all over it.
posted by adamdschneider at 2:00 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills
That shit has double feature written all over it.
posted by adamdschneider at 2:00 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Well, he kind of said that when they're gibberish they're REALLY gibberish. And they are.
posted by yhbc at 2:01 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by yhbc at 2:01 PM on September 2, 2008
Bachelor Party + Barnyard: The Original Party Animals = Bachelor Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
=/
posted by adamdschneider at 2:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
=/
posted by adamdschneider at 2:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Phenomena + Phenomenon =
Phenomenonomena
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [17 favorites]
Phenomenonomena
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 2:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [17 favorites]
8 Million Ways to Die
+ 100 Ways To Murder Your Wife
_________
8 Million 100 Ways to Murder Your Wife To Die
posted by not_on_display at 2:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
+ 100 Ways To Murder Your Wife
_________
8 Million 100 Ways to Murder Your Wife To Die
posted by not_on_display at 2:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Lethal Weapon 4 Weapon 2
MAKE THIS MOVIE PLZ
posted by roll truck roll at 2:09 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
MAKE THIS MOVIE PLZ
posted by roll truck roll at 2:09 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Beetlejuice + Beethoven = Beethovenlejuice
posted by Wolfdog at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Big Trouble in Little Lebowski (Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them)
posted by LionIndex at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by LionIndex at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult +
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad =
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Wow. What are the chances of that?
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad =
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Wow. What are the chances of that?
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
My Science The Blair Witch Project?
Try harder, you automated web thingy!
posted by Dr-Baa at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
Try harder, you automated web thingy!
posted by Dr-Baa at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
Guess Who + Guess Whos Coming to Dinner? = Guess Whos Coming to Dinner? Who
posted by roll truck roll at 2:14 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
posted by roll truck roll at 2:14 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
Bahahaha! Cast Away + Flushed Away = Cast Flushed Away!
posted by mkb at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by mkb at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas of Both Worlds Concert Tour
posted by Wolfdog at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
Pink Floyd: The Wall Street
posted by Wolfdog at 2:18 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 2:18 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Mystic River Pizza
I think I've eaten there.
posted by Hactar at 2:22 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I think I've eaten there.
posted by Hactar at 2:22 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Wow, that's brilliant
Rookie of the Year + The Rookie = The Rookie of the Year
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 2:23 PM on September 2, 2008
Rookie of the Year + The Rookie = The Rookie of the Year
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 2:23 PM on September 2, 2008
Honey I Blew Up the Karate Kid Part II
Supergirl + Superman = Supermanergirl
I'm sorry. This is is killing me. Really stopping now.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:26 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Supergirl + Superman = Supermanergirl
I'm sorry. This is is killing me. Really stopping now.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:26 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
No Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men
YES
posted by Skot at 2:27 PM on September 2, 2008 [17 favorites]
YES
posted by Skot at 2:27 PM on September 2, 2008 [17 favorites]
my favorite is:
Big Mommas House + Big Mommas House 2 =
Big Mommas Big Mommas House 2
posted by nitsuj at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008
Big Mommas House + Big Mommas House 2 =
Big Mommas Big Mommas House 2
posted by nitsuj at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008
For some reason, I really like 'em klunky and dumb:
The Karate Kid + The Heavenly Kid = The Karate Heavenly Kid
Goldfinger + Goldeneye = Goldeneyedfinger
And this one is just sublime:
Dance 'til Dawn + Red Dawn = Dance 'til Red Dawn
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Karate Kid + The Heavenly Kid = The Karate Heavenly Kid
Goldfinger + Goldeneye = Goldeneyedfinger
And this one is just sublime:
Dance 'til Dawn + Red Dawn = Dance 'til Red Dawn
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Gotcha! + You've Got Mail =
You've Got Mailcha!
posted by Locative at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
You've Got Mailcha!
posted by Locative at 2:31 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
She's Having Three Men and a Baby Boom
posted by kirkaracha at 2:32 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by kirkaracha at 2:32 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
No, no, not done yet. Sorry.
Hancock + Hannibal = Hannibalcock
posted by Wolfdog at 2:33 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Hancock + Hannibal = Hannibalcock
posted by Wolfdog at 2:33 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Apollo 13 Going On 30
posted by Locative at 2:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Locative at 2:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai In Babysitting
posted by christopherious at 2:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by christopherious at 2:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
A couple more:
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo + The Electric Horseman =
Breakin' 2: The Electric Horseman Boogaloo
Iron Man + The Elephant Man = Iron the Elephant Man
OK, I'll stop now, too.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:36 PM on September 2, 2008
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo + The Electric Horseman =
Breakin' 2: The Electric Horseman Boogaloo
Iron Man + The Elephant Man = Iron the Elephant Man
OK, I'll stop now, too.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:36 PM on September 2, 2008
Miami Vice Versa!
posted by Locative at 2:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Locative at 2:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Running Man + Running Scared = The Running Scared Man
Well, that makes sense.
posted by Skot at 2:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Well, that makes sense.
posted by Skot at 2:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Back To The Future Part III + To Live and Die in LA =
Back To Live and Die in LA The Future Part III
And now I'm closing my browser.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Back To Live and Die in LA The Future Part III
And now I'm closing my browser.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
While You Were Sleeping + Sleeping with the Enemy =
While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy
A love story about a man who emerges from a coma only to discover that the woman who has been telling everyone that she is his fiancée, is actually a sleeper agent from a foreign power.
Unfortunately, (and unexpectedly) it turns out that he is also a super-spy... with amnesia!
Hijinks ensue.
posted by quin at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy
A love story about a man who emerges from a coma only to discover that the woman who has been telling everyone that she is his fiancée, is actually a sleeper agent from a foreign power.
Unfortunately, (and unexpectedly) it turns out that he is also a super-spy... with amnesia!
Hijinks ensue.
posted by quin at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Ok, this is really my last one:
Phenomenon + Phenomena = Phenomenonomena
posted by Bromius at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Phenomenon + Phenomena = Phenomenonomena
posted by Bromius at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hey look! A movie represented two different ways or a movie and its sequel gives me a bad result! I MUST share it with Metafilter!
Moving on...
Cocoon+Platoon=CocPlatoon
Great Balls of Fire + Great Mouse Detective = Great Mouse Balls of Fire Detective
Grease + Life = GrLifease (Now that's a head scratcher)
posted by SpiffyRob at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Moving on...
Cocoon+Platoon=CocPlatoon
Great Balls of Fire + Great Mouse Detective = Great Mouse Balls of Fire Detective
Grease + Life = GrLifease (Now that's a head scratcher)
posted by SpiffyRob at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I've always wanted to make a minute-long version of Gone With the Wind called "Gone With the Wind in 60 Seconds." The burning of Atlanta would be presented as a few seconds of a still photo of modern day Atlanta set on fire.
(This thing botched the title though: Gone in Sixty Seconds With the Wind.)
posted by brundlefly at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
(This thing botched the title though: Gone in Sixty Seconds With the Wind.)
posted by brundlefly at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Airplane! Force One
The Band of the Hand That Rocks the Cradle
How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days of Thunder
Three Kings for the Road
(Quitting while I'm ahead)
posted by christopherious at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008
The Band of the Hand That Rocks the Cradle
How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days of Thunder
Three Kings for the Road
(Quitting while I'm ahead)
posted by christopherious at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008
Phenomena + Phenomenon = Phenomenonomena
Do do, do do-do!
posted by nicepersonality at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Do do, do do-do!
posted by nicepersonality at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Also:
The Blues Brothers + Blues Brothers =
The Blues Brothers Brothers
Well done.
posted by brundlefly at 2:41 PM on September 2, 2008
The Blues Brothers + Blues Brothers =
The Blues Brothers Brothers
Well done.
posted by brundlefly at 2:41 PM on September 2, 2008
The Emperors New Groove + Home Alone 2: Lost in New York =
The Emperors Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Groove
That is all.
posted by recoveringsophist at 2:41 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Emperors Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Groove
That is all.
posted by recoveringsophist at 2:41 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Okay, I fold.
Dumb Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Dumber
posted by Skot at 2:42 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
Dumb Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Dumber
posted by Skot at 2:42 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
Hancock + Hannibal = Hannibalcock
I got the equally great Hannibal + Hancock = Hancocknibal.
posted by Adam_S at 2:46 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I got the equally great Hannibal + Hancock = Hancocknibal.
posted by Adam_S at 2:46 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Don't Tell Her It's Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Good advice.
posted by Hactar at 2:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Good advice.
posted by Hactar at 2:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Airport + Airplane! = Airplane!port
posted by Wolfdog at 2:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Wolfdog at 2:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
My Stepmother is an Alien vs. Predator
Dance 'Til Dawn of the Dead
Black Rain Man
posted by Locative at 2:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Dance 'Til Dawn of the Dead
Black Rain Man
posted by Locative at 2:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Likewise:
Karate Kid Part II + The Karate Kid =
The Karate Kid Kid Part II
posted by champthom at 2:59 PM on September 2, 2008
Karate Kid Part II + The Karate Kid =
The Karate Kid Kid Part II
posted by champthom at 2:59 PM on September 2, 2008
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Floats
posted by Locative at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by Locative at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Space Camp + Sleepaway Camp = Space Sleepaway Camp
My parents could never afford to send me. =(
posted by Eideteker at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008
My parents could never afford to send me. =(
posted by Eideteker at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008
OK I LOLd and nearly PMP.
I though "Superman II IV" was pretty good 'cause you'd read it as "Superman Two-Four".
Also, "You know, that I know, that you know, that I found out about that thing that you thought nobody knew about but that I found out about that You Did Last Summer".
posted by GuyZero at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
I though "Superman II IV" was pretty good 'cause you'd read it as "Superman Two-Four".
Also, "You know, that I know, that you know, that I found out about that thing that you thought nobody knew about but that I found out about that You Did Last Summer".
posted by GuyZero at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
Diner + Dinosaur =
Dinosaurer
What's Paul Reiser done lately?
posted by mullacc at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
Dinosaurer
What's Paul Reiser done lately?
posted by mullacc at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
Wayne's World Trade Center
posted by Locative at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Locative at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Some Kind of Wonderful + Close Encounters of the Third Kind =
Some Close Encounters of the Third Kind of Wonderful
posted by Locative at 3:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Some Close Encounters of the Third Kind of Wonderful
posted by Locative at 3:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
There's Something About Mary Poppins
posted by shinybeast at 3:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by shinybeast at 3:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Last two:
Live Free Willy or Die Hard
The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Star Trek: The Motion Picture =
The Rocky Horror Star Trek: The Motion Picture Show
(I'm going to have nightmares about Tim Curry and William Shatner now.)
posted by Hactar at 3:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Live Free Willy or Die Hard
The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Star Trek: The Motion Picture =
The Rocky Horror Star Trek: The Motion Picture Show
(I'm going to have nightmares about Tim Curry and William Shatner now.)
posted by Hactar at 3:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Crying Game + Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over = The Crying Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
DO NOT WANT
posted by Eideteker at 3:08 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
DO NOT WANT
posted by Eideteker at 3:08 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
The Mummy Returns + Batman Returns =
The Mummy Batman Returns
posted by JZig at 3:09 PM on September 2, 2008
The Mummy Batman Returns
posted by JZig at 3:09 PM on September 2, 2008
Empire Strikes Back + Back To School =
Empire Strikes Back To School
"Yooooodaaaaaaaa! Annakin keeps poking me with the Force!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Detention you both shall serve. Mmm."
posted by Eideteker at 3:12 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Empire Strikes Back To School
"Yooooodaaaaaaaa! Annakin keeps poking me with the Force!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Detention you both shall serve. Mmm."
posted by Eideteker at 3:12 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Poltergeist Superman III
OMG I think Turkish Supermans did this already. I'm sure there's been a Ghost-Superman somewhere. Or a Superghost. Or something.
posted by Eideteker at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008
OMG I think Turkish Supermans did this already. I'm sure there's been a Ghost-Superman somewhere. Or a Superghost. Or something.
posted by Eideteker at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008
Hi everyone,
First of all, my humble thanks to cog_nate for posting this. I was really surprised to see it on the blue. I'm glad that some of you have gotten a few laughs from a little page that I threw together in about an hour or so for my friends.
For those of you that are really upset by the amount of gibberish that is produced, think this is a generally dumb idea, think the font isn't properly kerned, or whatever... I seriously spent about an hour making this, and never expected it to be posted to the blue. I'm sorry it didn't entertain you.
posted by woj at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
First of all, my humble thanks to cog_nate for posting this. I was really surprised to see it on the blue. I'm glad that some of you have gotten a few laughs from a little page that I threw together in about an hour or so for my friends.
For those of you that are really upset by the amount of gibberish that is produced, think this is a generally dumb idea, think the font isn't properly kerned, or whatever... I seriously spent about an hour making this, and never expected it to be posted to the blue. I'm sorry it didn't entertain you.
posted by woj at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
this reminds me of when i was in high school and we would rearrange the letters on signs around town. our high point was changing the sign at a movie theater that was showing 'encino man' and 'white men can't jump' and to say 'albino man can't tan.'
posted by snofoam at 3:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by snofoam at 3:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Pirates of the Caribbean: Weekend At Bernie's Worlds End
See No Evil Dead II, Hear No Evil
Blacksploitation theater:
No Country for Old School Men (dag, yo)
A Civil Action Jackson
Dr. Zhivago Detroit
posted by Eideteker at 3:23 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
See No Evil Dead II, Hear No Evil
Blacksploitation theater:
No Country for Old School Men (dag, yo)
A Civil Action Jackson
Dr. Zhivago Detroit
posted by Eideteker at 3:23 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Evil Dead Poets Society
I am there.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 3:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
I am there.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 3:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
Freddy Alien vs. Predator Jason
I'd see that!
posted by painquale at 3:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
I'd see that!
posted by painquale at 3:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
Raging Bull Durham
Fuck yes.
A Civil Action Jackson
He was surprisingly well-mannered for an action hero.
posted by adamdschneider at 3:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Fuck yes.
A Civil Action Jackson
He was surprisingly well-mannered for an action hero.
posted by adamdschneider at 3:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
50 Pokemon: The First Movie Dates
posted by Wolfdog at 3:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Wolfdog at 3:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
It just gave me
SHAFT + GHOST = SHAFGHOST
I can now never be happy until this movie is made. Majestic.
posted by flashboy at 3:46 PM on September 2, 2008
SHAFT + GHOST = SHAFGHOST
I can now never be happy until this movie is made. Majestic.
posted by flashboy at 3:46 PM on September 2, 2008
Against All Odds + Jingle All the Way =
Against Jingle All the Way Odds
I have to imagine that "Jingle All the Way" odds are the odds that no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into a project, it is going to suck. (And possibly feature Sinbad.)
"I don't know how we're going to keep the Baxter account now, Jim. We're talking Jingle All the Way odds on this one."
"Shit!"
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Against Jingle All the Way Odds
I have to imagine that "Jingle All the Way" odds are the odds that no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into a project, it is going to suck. (And possibly feature Sinbad.)
"I don't know how we're going to keep the Baxter account now, Jim. We're talking Jingle All the Way odds on this one."
"Shit!"
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
From the sublime...
Save The Last Dance + The Last Boy Scout = Save The The Last Boy Scout Dance
Batman Forever + Forever Young = Batman Forever Young
...to the ridiculous:
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry When Harry Met Sally... Sally
No Retreat, No Surrender + No Retreat, No Surrender 2 = No No Retreat, No Surrender 2 No Surrender
posted by jinjo at 3:51 PM on September 2, 2008
Save The Last Dance + The Last Boy Scout = Save The The Last Boy Scout Dance
Batman Forever + Forever Young = Batman Forever Young
...to the ridiculous:
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry When Harry Met Sally... Sally
No Retreat, No Surrender + No Retreat, No Surrender 2 = No No Retreat, No Surrender 2 No Surrender
posted by jinjo at 3:51 PM on September 2, 2008
Close Encounters of the Third Kind + Up Close & Personal =
Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
Hmm..
posted by pyrex at 3:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
Hmm..
posted by pyrex at 3:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Oh dear... Schindlers The Bucket List.
posted by flashboy at 3:55 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by flashboy at 3:55 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Last one, my new job title:
Misery + Mischief = Miserychief
posted by pyrex at 3:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Misery + Mischief = Miserychief
posted by pyrex at 3:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood = Harry Potter and the Chamber of Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Bad Boys II + Catholic Boys = Bad Catholic Boys II
Withnail and I + I Know What You Did Last Summer = Withnail and I Know What You Did Last Summer (my personal favourite)
(Is it sad that I found this thread so awesome I joined MeFi just to post this comment? Oh well, hello everyone)
posted by qwghlm at 4:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Bad Boys II + Catholic Boys = Bad Catholic Boys II
Withnail and I + I Know What You Did Last Summer = Withnail and I Know What You Did Last Summer (my personal favourite)
(Is it sad that I found this thread so awesome I joined MeFi just to post this comment? Oh well, hello everyone)
posted by qwghlm at 4:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Batman Forever + Batman Begins = Batman Begins Forever
my favorite:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane = Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane
posted by weezy at 4:10 PM on September 2, 2008
my favorite:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane = Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane
posted by weezy at 4:10 PM on September 2, 2008
I didn't check, has it got No Country For Oldboy Men?
posted by ersatz at 4:11 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by ersatz at 4:11 PM on September 2, 2008
One last one, if only because I got it twice: Stop Making Sense + The Sixth Sense = Stop Making The Sixth Sense
Is this site trying to tell M. Night Shyamalan something?
posted by qwghlm at 4:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
Is this site trying to tell M. Night Shyamalan something?
posted by qwghlm at 4:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement + Rules of Engagement =
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Rules of Engagement
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood =
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
When Harry Met Sally + Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
When Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Met Sally
posted by Korou at 4:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Rules of Engagement
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood =
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
When Harry Met Sally + Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
When Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Met Sally
posted by Korou at 4:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York
Into the Wild Things
posted by LionIndex at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Into the Wild Things
posted by LionIndex at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Mad Max 3 + Madagascar = Madagascar Max 3
The 3 seals the deal for me.
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008
The 3 seals the deal for me.
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008
Making Mr. Right + Stop Making Sense = Stop Making Sense Mr. Right
I can't believe this is getting me to laugh so hard, but it is.
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I can't believe this is getting me to laugh so hard, but it is.
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
- Dr. Seuss How The Grinch Stole Christmas + A Christmas Story =
Dr. Seuss How The Grinch Stole A Christmas Story
- A League of Their Own + The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen =
A The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen of Their Own
- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me + Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery =
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Guess Whos Coming To America to Dinner?
American Wedding Scream
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape from New York Clause
Bravo, woj. For a one hour hack, this has moments of pure hilarity.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:32 PM on September 2, 2008
American Wedding Scream
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape from New York Clause
Bravo, woj. For a one hour hack, this has moments of pure hilarity.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:32 PM on September 2, 2008
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit of the Black Pearl
posted by ALongDecember at 4:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by ALongDecember at 4:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
When you've had as much Robin Williams as you can take, you get
As Good As It Gets + Good Morning, Vietnam =
As Good Morning, Vietnam As It Gets
Ben Stiller is about to get a new nanny when his zipper malfunctions in
Mary Poppins + Theres Something About Mary =
Theres Something About Mary Poppins
Bill Murray forgets what he did the previous evening, and tries to find out in
About Last Night + What About Bob? =
What About Bob? Last Night
Seriously, done down.
posted by recoveringsophist at 4:37 PM on September 2, 2008
As Good As It Gets + Good Morning, Vietnam =
As Good Morning, Vietnam As It Gets
Ben Stiller is about to get a new nanny when his zipper malfunctions in
Mary Poppins + Theres Something About Mary =
Theres Something About Mary Poppins
Bill Murray forgets what he did the previous evening, and tries to find out in
About Last Night + What About Bob? =
What About Bob? Last Night
Seriously, done down.
posted by recoveringsophist at 4:37 PM on September 2, 2008
Oh, gods, I can't stop:
St. Elmo's Chariots of Fire -- A small red muppet with an irritating voice struggles to prove his place in Sesame Street society by running against Big Bird in the Olympics.
The Polar Pineapple Express -- Dale and Saul get mad bombed and hallucinate that they're riding a train to the North Pole. When they get there, Santa tries to kill them -- but it's not just a paranoid stoner's dream, it's for real!
The Mummy Batman Returns -- this one writes itself.
T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous to School -- story of a naughty carnivorous dinosaur who tries to ditch school with his crazy pals, Allosaurus and Velociraptor. Stegosaurus plays the dimwitted principal. Hijinks ensue.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:40 PM on September 2, 2008
St. Elmo's Chariots of Fire -- A small red muppet with an irritating voice struggles to prove his place in Sesame Street society by running against Big Bird in the Olympics.
The Polar Pineapple Express -- Dale and Saul get mad bombed and hallucinate that they're riding a train to the North Pole. When they get there, Santa tries to kill them -- but it's not just a paranoid stoner's dream, it's for real!
The Mummy Batman Returns -- this one writes itself.
T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous to School -- story of a naughty carnivorous dinosaur who tries to ditch school with his crazy pals, Allosaurus and Velociraptor. Stegosaurus plays the dimwitted principal. Hijinks ensue.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:40 PM on September 2, 2008
Damn, one just can't stop after trying it.
Two Weeks Notice + 9½ Weeks =
Two 9½ Weeks Notice
posted by micayetoca at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Two Weeks Notice + 9½ Weeks =
Two 9½ Weeks Notice
posted by micayetoca at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Great Balls of Fire + Courage Under Fire = Great Balls of Courage Under Fire
The pornos just keep coming
posted by anthill at 4:44 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
The pornos just keep coming
posted by anthill at 4:44 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
> For those of you that are really upset... I seriously spent about an hour making this, and never expected it to be posted to the blue. I'm sorry it didn't entertain you.
Fuck it; if they can't take a joke, punch 'em in the hancocknibal.
posted by churl at 4:48 PM on September 2, 2008
Fuck it; if they can't take a joke, punch 'em in the hancocknibal.
posted by churl at 4:48 PM on September 2, 2008
Alright, last one. I have work to do.
Scent of a Pretty Woman -- Al Pacino is blind and cantankerous. Julia Roberts is the prostitute with a heart of gold who shows him the aromatic side of life.
All the Presidents White Men Cant Jump -- Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford team up to hustle presidents over scandals; nothing can stop them except each other. Hijinks, etc.
The Scorpion King Kong -- The Rock plays an enormous desert warrior that rises up against the tide of "civilization" that threatens his people. He is captured and taken to Big City, where he escapes and falls tragically to his death from Large Building Tower.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Scent of a Pretty Woman -- Al Pacino is blind and cantankerous. Julia Roberts is the prostitute with a heart of gold who shows him the aromatic side of life.
All the Presidents White Men Cant Jump -- Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford team up to hustle presidents over scandals; nothing can stop them except each other. Hijinks, etc.
The Scorpion King Kong -- The Rock plays an enormous desert warrior that rises up against the tide of "civilization" that threatens his people. He is captured and taken to Big City, where he escapes and falls tragically to his death from Large Building Tower.
posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
No Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men
posted by churl at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by churl at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
anthill - Here you go:
Dick Tracy + Fun with Dick and Jane = Fun with Dick and Jane Tracy
posted by phrenq at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
Dick Tracy + Fun with Dick and Jane = Fun with Dick and Jane Tracy
posted by phrenq at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
yay for woj. on his birthday bday camping trip a few weeks ago we played this game for hours. perhaps days. may i submit my personal favorite: tank girl interrupted.
posted by fillsthepews at 5:27 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by fillsthepews at 5:27 PM on September 2, 2008
Song of the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
yikes!
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
yikes!
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Man with One Red Shoe + Man with Two Brains =
Man Man with Two Brains One Red Shoe
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:35 PM on September 2, 2008
Man Man with Two Brains One Red Shoe
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:35 PM on September 2, 2008
Catch Me if You Can + You Don't Mess with the Zohan =
Catch Me if You Don't Mess with the Zohan Can
..."The Zohan Can"?
posted by wanderingmind at 5:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Catch Me if You Don't Mess with the Zohan Can
..."The Zohan Can"?
posted by wanderingmind at 5:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
OK Last one
Cars + Jaws =
CarJaws
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Cars + Jaws =
CarJaws
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 5:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Three Men and a Baby for the Road
As Good as Bring It On Gets
(A movie title that contains its own review?)
posted by bibliowench at 5:49 PM on September 2, 2008
As Good as Bring It On Gets
(A movie title that contains its own review?)
posted by bibliowench at 5:49 PM on September 2, 2008
What Happens in Vegas + What Women Want =
What Women Want Happens in Vegas
o rly
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:55 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
What Women Want Happens in Vegas
o rly
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:55 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Creepers + Creepshow = Creepshowers
posted by wanderingmind at 5:59 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by wanderingmind at 5:59 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery + Mannequin =
Austin Powers: International Mannequin of Mystery
posted by wsp at 6:04 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Austin Powers: International Mannequin of Mystery
posted by wsp at 6:04 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I laughed more at this than I have at comedies that cost 80 million to make. Not bad for an hour of work.
posted by diogenes at 6:06 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by diogenes at 6:06 PM on September 2, 2008
2001: A Killer Klowns From Outer Space Odyssey
posted by gamera at 6:08 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by gamera at 6:08 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Charlie Wilsons War and the Chocolate Factory
jaw tightening, must read more depressing news; what's going on in Minneapolis, anyway?
posted by yhbc at 6:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
jaw tightening, must read more depressing news; what's going on in Minneapolis, anyway?
posted by yhbc at 6:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Vibes + Holes = VibHoles [sic]
Hmmm... call QA, there's a code defect.
posted by Bort at 6:16 PM on September 2, 2008
Hmmm... call QA, there's a code defect.
posted by Bort at 6:16 PM on September 2, 2008
Rambo III + Jurassic Park III = Rambo Jurassic Park III
YES.
Also awesome:
Jumper + Jumanji = Jumanjiper
Hercules + Hero = Herocules
Man with One Red Shoe + Woman In Red = Man with One Woman In Red Shoe
posted by teraflop at 6:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
YES.
Also awesome:
Jumper + Jumanji = Jumanjiper
Hercules + Hero = Herocules
Man with One Red Shoe + Woman In Red = Man with One Woman In Red Shoe
posted by teraflop at 6:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
The Godfather Part Menace II Society
Fuck yeah, I'd watch that.
posted by kittyprecious at 6:26 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Fuck yeah, I'd watch that.
posted by kittyprecious at 6:26 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
This too
Jumpin' Jack Flash Gordon
kthx
posted by damn dirty ape at 6:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Jumpin' Jack Flash Gordon
kthx
posted by damn dirty ape at 6:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Fast Times At Ridgemont High + The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift =
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Times At Ridgemont High
Adventures In Babysitting + Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai =
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai In Babysitting
posted by juv3nal at 6:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Snow White and the Seven Minutes in Heaven Dwarfs
Four Weddings Sex and the City: The Movie a Funeral
And my favourite:
Muppets Take Maid In Manhattan
posted by malpractice at 6:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Four Weddings Sex and the City: The Movie a Funeral
And my favourite:
Muppets Take Maid In Manhattan
posted by malpractice at 6:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Misery + Mischief =
Mischiefery
Rush Hour + Rush Hour 2 =
Rush Hour 2 Hour
Krull + Bowl-O-Rama =
KruBowl-O-Ramal
Charlies Angels: Full Throttle + Full Metal Jacket =
Charlies Angels: Full Metal Jacket Throttle
and I leave you with,
What Women Want + Amazon Women On The Moon =
What Amazon Women On The Moon Want
Great stuff, woj!
posted by BeerFilter at 6:38 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Mischiefery
Rush Hour + Rush Hour 2 =
Rush Hour 2 Hour
Krull + Bowl-O-Rama =
KruBowl-O-Ramal
Charlies Angels: Full Throttle + Full Metal Jacket =
Charlies Angels: Full Metal Jacket Throttle
and I leave you with,
What Women Want + Amazon Women On The Moon =
What Amazon Women On The Moon Want
Great stuff, woj!
posted by BeerFilter at 6:38 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour + My Best Friend is a Vampire = Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: My Best Friend is a Vampire of Both Worlds Concert Tour
posted by suckerpunch at 6:42 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by suckerpunch at 6:42 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Return of The Jedi + The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King =
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King of The Jedi
posted by shakespeherian at 6:47 PM on September 2, 2008
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King of The Jedi
posted by shakespeherian at 6:47 PM on September 2, 2008
Uh oh, it's getting all quadratic equation on me:
Man with Two Brains + Man with One Red Shoe = Man Man with One Red Shoe Two Brains
posted by not_on_display at 6:59 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Man with Two Brains + Man with One Red Shoe = Man Man with One Red Shoe Two Brains
posted by not_on_display at 6:59 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Everest + Ever After =
Ever Afterest
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi + Return of the Jedi =
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Return of the Jedi
I keep hoping for Jane Eyre Force One...
posted by ricochet biscuit at 7:13 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Miracle + Miracles = Miraclesacle
Mad Max 2 + Mad Max 3 = Mad Mad Max 3 2
posted by flod logic at 7:15 PM on September 2, 2008
Mad Max 2 + Mad Max 3 = Mad Mad Max 3 2
posted by flod logic at 7:15 PM on September 2, 2008
Men in Black + No Country for Old Men = No Country for Old Men in Black
I think I might go see that one.
posted by DiscourseMarker at 7:30 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I think I might go see that one.
posted by DiscourseMarker at 7:30 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Father of the Bride + The Princess Bride = Father of the The Princess Bride -- Steve Martin seeks revenge on the man who killed his daughter's wacky wedding planner before he got his deposit back!
posted by DiscourseMarker at 7:33 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by DiscourseMarker at 7:33 PM on September 2, 2008
Smokey and the Bandit + Smokey and the Bandit II = Smokey and the Smokey and the Bandit II.
That sucks.
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:50 PM on September 2, 2008
That sucks.
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:50 PM on September 2, 2008
Big Trouble in Three Men and a Little China Lady
posted by brundlefly at 8:22 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by brundlefly at 8:22 PM on September 2, 2008
RainMannequin
ah yes, my old nemesis, we meet again
posted by mannequito at 8:22 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
ah yes, my old nemesis, we meet again
posted by mannequito at 8:22 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Fantasia Cherry 2000
The Man In The Iron Man Mask
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
Galaxy Quest For Fire
posted by EarBucket at 8:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Man In The Iron Man Mask
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
Galaxy Quest For Fire
posted by EarBucket at 8:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
No Country For Grumpier Old Men
posted by EarBucket at 8:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by EarBucket at 8:29 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End Concert Tour
posted by Nattie at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by Nattie at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
also: Ghost + Shaft =
GhosShaft
leave it at that
posted by mannequito at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
leave it at that
posted by mannequito at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
ok last one I swear, but ......
The Evil Dead Poets Society
.....who wants to start a metal band RIGHT NOW
posted by mannequito at 8:35 PM on September 2, 2008
The Evil Dead Poets Society
.....who wants to start a metal band RIGHT NOW
posted by mannequito at 8:35 PM on September 2, 2008
Mod note: Mine keeps giving me advice.
To Live Dumb and Dumber, Die in LA.
yeah I added the comma
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:37 PM on September 2, 2008
To Live Dumb and Dumber, Die in LA.
yeah I added the comma
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 8:37 PM on September 2, 2008
"Freddy vs. Jason + Alien vs. Predator =
Freddy Alien vs. Predator Jason"
Okay, now you're just phoning it in.
posted by tehloki at 8:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Freddy Alien vs. Predator Jason"
Okay, now you're just phoning it in.
posted by tehloki at 8:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Return Of The Living Dead Poets Society
I'd go see that one.
posted by EarBucket at 8:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I'd go see that one.
posted by EarBucket at 8:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Framed Roger Rabbit Shagged Me
posted by Nattie at 8:45 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Nattie at 8:45 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Evil Dead Poets Society
Not only is that unoriginal, its on a blog from 2007. Weird.
posted by damn dirty ape at 8:45 PM on September 2, 2008
Not only is that unoriginal, its on a blog from 2007. Weird.
posted by damn dirty ape at 8:45 PM on September 2, 2008
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The The Blair Witch Project and The Wardrobe
Okayyyy...
posted by tehloki at 8:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Okayyyy...
posted by tehloki at 8:50 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Please, Don LaFontaine! Come back and do the trailers for these movies!
posted by SPrintF at 8:59 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by SPrintF at 8:59 PM on September 2, 2008
Down to Earth + Earth Girls are Easy =
Down to Earth Girls are Easy
This actually makes sense.
posted by radiosig at 9:50 PM on September 2, 2008
Down to Earth Girls are Easy
This actually makes sense.
posted by radiosig at 9:50 PM on September 2, 2008
Live Free or Die Hard + Free Willy =
Live Free Willy or Die Hard
Two Of A Kind + A Beautiful Mind =
Two Of A Beautiful Mind Kind
Down and Out in Beverly Hills + Outbreak =
Down and Outbreak in Beverly Hills
Lethal Weapon 4 + Death Wish 4 =
Lethal Weapon Death Wish 4
The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Star Trek: The Motion Picture =
The Rocky Horror Star Trek: The Motion Picture Show
Snow Dogs + Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs =
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Dogs
Earth Girls are Easy + Easy Money =
Earth Girls are Easy Money
=(
posted by radiosig at 10:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Live Free Willy or Die Hard
Two Of A Kind + A Beautiful Mind =
Two Of A Beautiful Mind Kind
Down and Out in Beverly Hills + Outbreak =
Down and Outbreak in Beverly Hills
Lethal Weapon 4 + Death Wish 4 =
Lethal Weapon Death Wish 4
The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Star Trek: The Motion Picture =
The Rocky Horror Star Trek: The Motion Picture Show
Snow Dogs + Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs =
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Dogs
Earth Girls are Easy + Easy Money =
Earth Girls are Easy Money
=(
posted by radiosig at 10:05 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Great idea, and you don't even need the site to make them:
Lost in Space Balls
The Dark Knight's Tale
Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
It's a wonderful Life is Beautiful
American Beauty and the Beast
American History X-Files
I am Legends of the Fall
Robin Hood: No Country for Old Men in Tights
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
etc.
posted by blue_beetle at 10:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
etc.
posted by blue_beetle at 10:07 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I think you bastards used up all the good ones. I have to go back and try again. [grumble]
......
Finally!
Risky Business + Big Business =
Risky Big Business
Followed shortly by
Three Men and a Little Lady + Dream a Little Dream =
Three Men Dream a Little Dream and a Little Lady
then immediately by
Light Of Day + Ferris Bueller's Day Off =
Light Of Ferris Bueller's Day Off
NICE!
The thingamajiggy needed my cosmic inspiration from reading the previous successful combos.
OK, now it's just going crazy. Apparently it just needed to warm up:
The Hunt for Red October + Mouse Hunt =
The Mouse Hunt for Red October
I'm done. I have to go to bed.
posted by yiftach at 10:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
......
Finally!
Risky Business + Big Business =
Risky Big Business
Followed shortly by
Three Men and a Little Lady + Dream a Little Dream =
Three Men Dream a Little Dream and a Little Lady
then immediately by
Light Of Day + Ferris Bueller's Day Off =
Light Of Ferris Bueller's Day Off
NICE!
The thingamajiggy needed my cosmic inspiration from reading the previous successful combos.
OK, now it's just going crazy. Apparently it just needed to warm up:
The Hunt for Red October + Mouse Hunt =
The Mouse Hunt for Red October
I'm done. I have to go to bed.
posted by yiftach at 10:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Boyz N the Hoodwinked
posted by OverlappingElvis at 10:17 PM on September 2, 2008
posted by OverlappingElvis at 10:17 PM on September 2, 2008
OH GOD:
The World Is Not Enough + World Trade Center = The World Trade Center Is Not Enough
(I also really enjoy Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind)
posted by showbiz_liz at 10:17 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The World Is Not Enough + World Trade Center = The World Trade Center Is Not Enough
(I also really enjoy Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind)
posted by showbiz_liz at 10:17 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Big Business + Barbershop 2: Back In Business =
Big Barbershop 2: Back In Business
OMG geek orgasm:
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King + Return of The Jedi =
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The Jedi of The King
This would have been box office GOLD a couple of years ago at the height of the poker craze:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind + Two Of A Kind =
Close Encounters of the Third Two Of A Kind
A regular guy with no apparent previous experience playing cards is abducted by poker-playing extraterrestrials. They begin to suspect he isn't the neophyte they thought after he repeatedly cleans them out. Who is he, really? And who is the guy who looks just like him showing up at World Poker Tour events and not acknowledging the players he's sat across from for all this time?
posted by yiftach at 10:32 PM on September 2, 2008
Big Barbershop 2: Back In Business
OMG geek orgasm:
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King + Return of The Jedi =
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The Jedi of The King
This would have been box office GOLD a couple of years ago at the height of the poker craze:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind + Two Of A Kind =
Close Encounters of the Third Two Of A Kind
A regular guy with no apparent previous experience playing cards is abducted by poker-playing extraterrestrials. They begin to suspect he isn't the neophyte they thought after he repeatedly cleans them out. Who is he, really? And who is the guy who looks just like him showing up at World Poker Tour events and not acknowledging the players he's sat across from for all this time?
posted by yiftach at 10:32 PM on September 2, 2008
I cannot go to sleep.
Empire Strikes Back + Atlantis: The Lost Empire =
Atlantis: The Lost Empire Strikes Back
Batman & Robin + Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves =
Batman & Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The Secret of My Success + Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze =
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze of My Success
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Phantom of the Opera + Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace =
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
BMX Bandits + Time Bandits =
BMX Time Bandits
posted by showbiz_liz at 10:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Empire Strikes Back + Atlantis: The Lost Empire =
Atlantis: The Lost Empire Strikes Back
Batman & Robin + Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves =
Batman & Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The Secret of My Success + Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze =
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze of My Success
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Phantom of the Opera + Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace =
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
BMX Bandits + Time Bandits =
BMX Time Bandits
posted by showbiz_liz at 10:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
OK, seriously, after this I'm done:
Spring Fever + Spring Break =
Spring Break Fever
You can mask the symptoms, but there's no cure.
posted by yiftach at 10:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Spring Fever + Spring Break =
Spring Break Fever
You can mask the symptoms, but there's no cure.
posted by yiftach at 10:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Red Dawn of the Dead... the commies come back as zombies!
posted by arianell at 11:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by arianell at 11:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
The Stepford Wives + The First Wives Club =
The Stepford The First Wives Club
(for this week's convention, how awesomely fitting!)
posted by Auden at 11:27 PM on September 2, 2008
The Stepford The First Wives Club
(for this week's convention, how awesomely fitting!)
posted by Auden at 11:27 PM on September 2, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Generation
Cloverfield of Dreams
Die Hard Target
Knife in the Waterworld
Bringing Up Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
posted by brundlefly at 11:41 PM on September 2, 2008
Cloverfield of Dreams
Die Hard Target
Knife in the Waterworld
Bringing Up Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
posted by brundlefly at 11:41 PM on September 2, 2008
Batman Forever + Batman Returns =
Batman Returns Forever
True enough.
posted by daniel_charms at 11:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Batman Returns Forever
True enough.
posted by daniel_charms at 11:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Chicken Run + Logan's Run =
Chicken Logan's Run
Congo + Contraband =
Contrabandgo
Analyze This + This is Spinal Tap =
Analyze This is Spinal Tap
posted by Omission at 12:15 AM on September 3, 2008
Chicken Logan's Run
Congo + Contraband =
Contrabandgo
Analyze This + This is Spinal Tap =
Analyze This is Spinal Tap
posted by Omission at 12:15 AM on September 3, 2008
These are like these are like Pringles for the brain
posted by Auden at 1:12 AM on September 3, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by Auden at 1:12 AM on September 3, 2008 [4 favorites]
A Civil Action Jackson
He was surprisingly well-mannered for an action hero.
But more litigous than any President before him.
posted by Sparx at 5:05 AM on September 3, 2008
He was surprisingly well-mannered for an action hero.
But more litigous than any President before him.
posted by Sparx at 5:05 AM on September 3, 2008
50 First Dates + First Blood =
50 First Blood Dates
Suicide bomb martyr porn?
posted by Anything at 5:06 AM on September 3, 2008
50 First Blood Dates
Suicide bomb martyr porn?
posted by Anything at 5:06 AM on September 3, 2008
Watch out Sweeney Todd:
Barbershop 2: Back In Business + Terminator 2: Judgement Day =
Barbershop Terminator 2: Judgement Day Back In Business
posted by Anything at 5:09 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Barbershop 2: Back In Business + Terminator 2: Judgement Day =
Barbershop Terminator 2: Judgement Day Back In Business
posted by Anything at 5:09 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
101 102 Dalmatians
That's a shit-ton of Dalmatians.
posted by Anything at 5:15 AM on September 3, 2008 [3 favorites]
That's a shit-ton of Dalmatians.
posted by Anything at 5:15 AM on September 3, 2008 [3 favorites]
I just can't get enough...
My Mom's a Werewolf + Without a Paddle =
My Mom's Without a Paddle Werewolf
She could be in trouble already! Never go kayaking without a paddle werewolf.
posted by Anything at 5:26 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
My Mom's a Werewolf + Without a Paddle =
My Mom's Without a Paddle Werewolf
She could be in trouble already! Never go kayaking without a paddle werewolf.
posted by Anything at 5:26 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Eerily appropriate:
Twilight Zone: Sex and the City: The Movie
posted by Anything at 5:44 AM on September 3, 2008
Twilight Zone: Sex and the City: The Movie
posted by Anything at 5:44 AM on September 3, 2008
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope + Home Alone 2: Lost in New York =
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Hope
Coming Summer 2009
posted by mikepop at 5:52 AM on September 3, 2008
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Hope
Coming Summer 2009
posted by mikepop at 5:52 AM on September 3, 2008
Young Frankenstein Sherlock Holmes
"Electricity, my dear Watson"
posted by mikepop at 6:03 AM on September 3, 2008
"Electricity, my dear Watson"
posted by mikepop at 6:03 AM on September 3, 2008
Terminator 2: Judgement Day + Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde =
Terminator Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde Judgement Day
The Christmas crossover blockbuster
posted by mikepop at 6:05 AM on September 3, 2008
Terminator Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde Judgement Day
The Christmas crossover blockbuster
posted by mikepop at 6:05 AM on September 3, 2008
Imprecise:
The Whole Nine to Five Yards
Conservative:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Married
Too late:
Kill Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Vol. 1
Comic-con-o-riffic:
The Man in the Iron Man Mask
Gluttonous:
Dinerosaur
Cosmetic:
Hills Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Eyes II
Ambitious:
The Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World Is Not Enough
WTF:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
WTF:
Kramer Alien vs. Predator Kramer
WTF:
X-MSe7en
True:
Without Without a Clue Paddle
posted by Anything at 6:37 AM on September 3, 2008 [3 favorites]
The Whole Nine to Five Yards
Conservative:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Married
Too late:
Kill Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Vol. 1
Comic-con-o-riffic:
The Man in the Iron Man Mask
Gluttonous:
Dinerosaur
Cosmetic:
Hills Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Eyes II
Ambitious:
The Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World Is Not Enough
WTF:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
WTF:
Kramer Alien vs. Predator Kramer
WTF:
X-MSe7en
True:
Without Without a Clue Paddle
posted by Anything at 6:37 AM on September 3, 2008 [3 favorites]
Kramer Alien vs. Predator Kramer
I see this movie in my head, and it is beautiful.
posted by EarBucket at 6:53 AM on September 3, 2008
I see this movie in my head, and it is beautiful.
posted by EarBucket at 6:53 AM on September 3, 2008
Wait, I'm getting great ones today!
Airplane! + Air Force One =
Air Force Oneplane!
Ghost Rider + Ghost Writer =
Ghost Writer Rider
Pretty In Pink + Pink Floyd: The Wall =
Pretty In Pink Floyd: The Wall
posted by jinjo at 7:12 AM on September 3, 2008
Airplane! + Air Force One =
Air Force Oneplane!
Ghost Rider + Ghost Writer =
Ghost Writer Rider
Pretty In Pink + Pink Floyd: The Wall =
Pretty In Pink Floyd: The Wall
posted by jinjo at 7:12 AM on September 3, 2008
Oh god I love this stuff.
Dead Grumpy Old Men Don't Wear Plaid
Connecticut Yankee in King Kong Arthur's Court
The The Addams Family Stone
Tim Burtons Corpse Father of the Bride Part 2
obviously: Journey to the Center of the Earth Girls are Easy
Great Mouse Detective School Dropouts
Commando + Communion = Communionmando
YES.
posted by hippugeek at 8:46 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Dead Grumpy Old Men Don't Wear Plaid
Connecticut Yankee in King Kong Arthur's Court
The The Addams Family Stone
Tim Burtons Corpse Father of the Bride Part 2
obviously: Journey to the Center of the Earth Girls are Easy
Great Mouse Detective School Dropouts
Commando + Communion = Communionmando
YES.
posted by hippugeek at 8:46 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Nerds of the Sith
posted by hippugeek at 8:58 AM on September 3, 2008
posted by hippugeek at 8:58 AM on September 3, 2008
This is win:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
+ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest =
Pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest The Curse of the Black Pearl
posted by Harry at 9:01 AM on September 3, 2008
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
+ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest =
Pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest The Curse of the Black Pearl
posted by Harry at 9:01 AM on September 3, 2008
Any Which Way You Can + Every Which Way But Loose =
Any Every Which Way But Loose Way You Can
*universe briefly reforms into silhouette of orang-utan, then explodes*
posted by randomination at 9:35 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Any Every Which Way But Loose Way You Can
*universe briefly reforms into silhouette of orang-utan, then explodes*
posted by randomination at 9:35 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
There is a whole subset of these that could be porn titles:
Star Trek II: The Wrath Scent of a Woman Khan
Under The Cherry 2000 Moon
Welcome to 18 Again
Reform School Kiss the Girls
Fast Times Weekend At Bernie's Ridgemont High
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dancing
Kicking Fun with Dick and Jane Screaming
Body Double Heat
SneakCreepers
Bad Boys Taste
Snow White and the Seven Minutes in Heaven Dwarfs
posted by mikepop at 10:14 AM on September 3, 2008
Star Trek II: The Wrath Scent of a Woman Khan
Under The Cherry 2000 Moon
Welcome to 18 Again
Reform School Kiss the Girls
Fast Times Weekend At Bernie's Ridgemont High
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dancing
Kicking Fun with Dick and Jane Screaming
Body Double Heat
SneakCreepers
Bad Boys Taste
Snow White and the Seven Minutes in Heaven Dwarfs
posted by mikepop at 10:14 AM on September 3, 2008
City on Fire + City of Angels =
City of Angels on Fire
Return of The Jedi + Return Of The Living Dead =
Return Of The Living Dead of The Jedi
Aliens + Jaws =
AlienJaws
Meatballs + Screwballs =
MeatScrewballs
Never Say Never Again + Say Anything =
Never Say Anything Never Again
Once Bitten + Once Upon A Time In Mexico =
Once Upon A Time In Mexico Bitten
(Had that last one happen once. Not pretty.)
posted by 912 Greens at 12:17 PM on September 3, 2008
City of Angels on Fire
Return of The Jedi + Return Of The Living Dead =
Return Of The Living Dead of The Jedi
Aliens + Jaws =
AlienJaws
Meatballs + Screwballs =
MeatScrewballs
Never Say Never Again + Say Anything =
Never Say Anything Never Again
Once Bitten + Once Upon A Time In Mexico =
Once Upon A Time In Mexico Bitten
(Had that last one happen once. Not pretty.)
posted by 912 Greens at 12:17 PM on September 3, 2008
Ok, I'll admit that when I first started I thought this was incredibly stupid, but then something just clicked. Every one seemed like gold, no matter how stupid. I can't even read this thread right now from having trouble containing my laughter.
My favorite:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space + The Killer =
The Killer Klowns From Outer Space
posted by owtytrof at 12:18 PM on September 3, 2008
My favorite:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space + The Killer =
The Killer Klowns From Outer Space
posted by owtytrof at 12:18 PM on September 3, 2008
Some of these would be worth watching...
A Star is Born Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Lara Croft: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Raider
Bad Catholic Boys II (this one is for my wife)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over The Hedge
Remember the Clash of the Titans
Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind
Journey to the World Trade Center of the Earth
Theres Something Wild About Mary
And finally, this sounds like a John Waters idea... Divine Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
posted by Mister_A at 12:42 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
A Star is Born Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Lara Croft: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Raider
Bad Catholic Boys II (this one is for my wife)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over The Hedge
Remember the Clash of the Titans
Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind
Journey to the World Trade Center of the Earth
Theres Something Wild About Mary
And finally, this sounds like a John Waters idea... Divine Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
posted by Mister_A at 12:42 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Joy-in-repetitionfilter:
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry Met Sally... Harry Met Sally
(ifyouknowwhatImean)
posted by anthom at 1:23 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry Met Sally... Harry Met Sally
(ifyouknowwhatImean)
posted by anthom at 1:23 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
New favorite:
Up Close & Personal + Close Encounters of the Third Kind =
Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
posted by elisabethjw at 2:16 PM on September 3, 2008
Up Close & Personal + Close Encounters of the Third Kind =
Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
posted by elisabethjw at 2:16 PM on September 3, 2008
Natural Born Killers In the Army Now!
Okay, that was an actual double bill I saw in South SF.
posted by Standeck at 2:40 PM on September 3, 2008
Okay, that was an actual double bill I saw in South SF.
posted by Standeck at 2:40 PM on September 3, 2008
Catch Me if You Can + You, Me and Dupree =
Catch You, Me and Dupree if You Can
posted by waraw at 4:11 PM on September 3, 2008
Catch You, Me and Dupree if You Can
posted by waraw at 4:11 PM on September 3, 2008
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dancing
Is this about the Republican National Convention?
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:46 PM on September 3, 2008 [2 favorites]
Is this about the Republican National Convention?
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:46 PM on September 3, 2008 [2 favorites]
The Big Earth Girls are Easy
Just offer them some butter.
Lady in White Men Cant Jump
Definitely about the RNC.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Floats
For what I paid for it, it better not sink!
The Best Stuart Little 2 Whorehouse in Texas
C'mon Columbia, rein in your merchandising arm a little bit.
My Best Friend is a Vampire Seller
I bet his business does well during economic downturns.
posted by breath at 1:10 AM on September 4, 2008
Just offer them some butter.
Lady in White Men Cant Jump
Definitely about the RNC.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Floats
For what I paid for it, it better not sink!
The Best Stuart Little 2 Whorehouse in Texas
C'mon Columbia, rein in your merchandising arm a little bit.
My Best Friend is a Vampire Seller
I bet his business does well during economic downturns.
posted by breath at 1:10 AM on September 4, 2008
I really LOLed at this. Nice job, woj.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane =
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane
Okay, there's porno, and then there's this.
Alien vs. Predator + Kramer vs. Kramer =
Alien Kramer vs. Kramer Predator
Staying Alive + Staying Together =
Staying Alive Together
A new genre: the reverse horror movie, where the protagonists don't die by not splitting up and getting mowed down one by one by the antagonists.
Near Dark + The Dark Knight =
Near The Dark Knight
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls + Forces of Nature =
Ace Ventura: When Forces of Nature Calls
posted by WalterMitty at 10:46 AM on September 4, 2008
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane =
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane
Okay, there's porno, and then there's this.
Alien vs. Predator + Kramer vs. Kramer =
Alien Kramer vs. Kramer Predator
Staying Alive + Staying Together =
Staying Alive Together
A new genre: the reverse horror movie, where the protagonists don't die by not splitting up and getting mowed down one by one by the antagonists.
Near Dark + The Dark Knight =
Near The Dark Knight
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls + Forces of Nature =
Ace Ventura: When Forces of Nature Calls
posted by WalterMitty at 10:46 AM on September 4, 2008
8 Million Ways to Die + Million Dollar Baby =
8 Million Dollar Baby Ways to Die
posted by bakerybob at 7:49 PM on September 5, 2008
8 Million Dollar Baby Ways to Die
posted by bakerybob at 7:49 PM on September 5, 2008
I read this thread when I'm depressed. As dumb as these are, they totally crack me up.
posted by bookish at 12:48 PM on September 27, 2008
posted by bookish at 12:48 PM on September 27, 2008
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Never Say Never Again + Dont Say a Word = Never Dont Say a Word Never Again
posted by cog_nate at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2008