Boogeyman, boogeyman, boogie man!

October 22, 2008 8:43 PM

Michael Myers is to be feared in ways you don't realize. You may know Michael Myers by his main body of work, but his on-screen performances only scratch the surface of his talent. Besides piano, he's skilled at bass, guitar, ukulele, multiple personality metal band, many styles of dance, and motorcycle riding. this guy has nothing to fear.
posted by dr. fresh (19 comments total)

this is the greatest youtube video i have ever seen in my life
posted by cortex at 8:55 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]

I, for one, never want to see Mike Myers again.

Wait, what?
posted by The Whelk at 9:02 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]

By greatest if you mean the biggest waste of electrons you've ever seen, then that's spot on cortex. hehe
posted by Eekacat at 9:05 PM on October 22, 2008

And yes, I saw what you did there.
posted by Eekacat at 9:07 PM on October 22, 2008

Michael Myers vs. Freddy Kreuger VS. Michael Myers vs. Jason Voorhees VS. Michael Myers vs Jason vs Freddy VS. Freddy VS Jason VS Michael VS Chucky VS Leatherface VS Hannibal. (NSF intelligent viewing.)
posted by twoleftfeet at 9:24 PM on October 22, 2008

Cortex hates non-Americans.
posted by Dumsnill at 9:28 PM on October 22, 2008

I saw a group of kids wearing Michael Myers masks riding around a parking lot today. The moment I realized I was creeped out instead of amused was the moment I became old.
posted by sugarfish at 9:31 PM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]

Is it just me or does Buckethead have eerily long fingers? Like Nosferatu long.
posted by Roman Graves at 9:37 PM on October 22, 2008

Mike Myers is also one heck of a LOOGy.
posted by rokusan at 9:47 PM on October 22, 2008

Mike Myers' crimes upon comedy are to be feared as well.
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 9:49 PM on October 22, 2008

Yes Roman Graves, his fingers are extremely long. I've seen him twice and he never fails to amaze...seriously spectacular guitar player.
posted by baphomet at 9:51 PM on October 22, 2008

You are most likely to run into Michael Myers in Indiana, Ohio, or Pennsylvania.
posted by twoleftfeet at 10:10 PM on October 22, 2008

My dad always confuses Michael Myers the horror film antagonist with Mike Myers the actor, and it's funny every time.
posted by DecemberBoy at 11:03 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]

Michael Myers gave birth to the a Chicago drummer that will forever be known for his unpredictability. His name is Jim and he is a member member of this band.
posted by dagosto at 11:06 PM on October 22, 2008

I saw a group of kids wearing Michael Myers masks riding around a parking lot today.

In Halloween, the mask Michael Myers wore was actually a William Shatner mask.
posted by Sparx at 3:33 AM on October 23, 2008

Yeah, but they lost that original Shatner mask so each subsequent movie had a re-done "Michael Myers" mask.
posted by bookwo3107 at 3:41 AM on October 23, 2008

And I thought this was going to be about the actor. I'm disappointed, Metafilter.
disappointed.
posted by dunkadunc at 4:26 AM on October 23, 2008

One of the best things I ever saw during my time in Salem, MA in October was a procession of a dozen Halloweeners all dressed in matching Michael Myers costumes, all carrying matching fake plastic carving knives, all walking in identical lock-step down Hawthorne Boulevard on October 31st.

Salem gets kind of bug-nuts crazy on Halloween and the streets are choked with tourists and party people, but that murder of Myerses cleared the crowds before them like Moses parting the Red Sea.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:02 AM on October 23, 2008 [1 favorite]

Mike Meyers doing Soulja Boi is probably one of the last things I'd ever want to see. Until I saw it. I've watched it 3 times already.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:12 AM on October 23, 2008