A Birthday Party Gone Terribly Wrong
October 31, 2008 5:49 PM Subscribe
A chimpanzee has about five times the strength of an average human. They have been known to maul and kill people.
Recently St. James Davis, a former NASCAR driver, and his wife, LaDonna, decided to throw a birthday party for Mo, a chimp in a wildlife sanctuary who had been their pet until he bit off a woman's finger. Two other chimps broke out of their cages and brutally attacked St. James, severing his foot and testicles, and chewing off most of his face.
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I'd be a pretty aggressive guy too if I had a three-inch penis.
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:57 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:57 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
We presently have the upper hand, so maybe we should so something before they organize.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 5:58 PM on October 31, 2008
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 5:58 PM on October 31, 2008
Moe recently escaped and remained at large in a near by woods. on preview, yes recently!
posted by hortense at 6:01 PM on October 31, 2008
posted by hortense at 6:01 PM on October 31, 2008
If only we could teach them to be more like us.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:03 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:03 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
Jeez. That's no way to treat folks who bring you a cake.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 6:04 PM on October 31, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by BitterOldPunk at 6:04 PM on October 31, 2008 [2 favorites]
How could something so beautiful go so horribly wrong?
posted by washburn at 6:08 PM on October 31, 2008
posted by washburn at 6:08 PM on October 31, 2008
Recently?
Yeah, exactly. This is a double. Fun to re-live the memories of primate genitalia attacks, though.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 6:15 PM on October 31, 2008
Yeah, exactly. This is a double. Fun to re-live the memories of primate genitalia attacks, though.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 6:15 PM on October 31, 2008
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:16 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:16 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
It's my party and I'll chew your testicle and face off if I want to.
posted by fire&wings at 6:16 PM on October 31, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by fire&wings at 6:16 PM on October 31, 2008 [4 favorites]
Haven't we all wanted to chew off the face of a former NASCAR driver at one point in our lives?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:18 PM on October 31, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:18 PM on October 31, 2008 [3 favorites]
My kids get like that after birthday cake too.
posted by unSane at 6:18 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by unSane at 6:18 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
Poor little guys snapped.
Pfft. Who here hasn't woken up from a big night on the town to find you've chewed some dudes face and torn of his foot. And balls.
posted by markr at 6:19 PM on October 31, 2008
Pfft. Who here hasn't woken up from a big night on the town to find you've chewed some dudes face and torn of his foot. And balls.
posted by markr at 6:19 PM on October 31, 2008
Recently?
Posted 3/4/2005 7:31 AM Updated 3/4/2005 8:51 PM
Still. Yikes.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:21 PM on October 31, 2008
Posted 3/4/2005 7:31 AM Updated 3/4/2005 8:51 PM
Still. Yikes.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:21 PM on October 31, 2008
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