Do They Know It's Christmastime At All?

December 11, 2008 7:22 AM

Bleed The World
posted by fearfulsymmetry (20 comments total)

huh?
posted by Perplexity at 7:30 AM on December 11, 2008

only a resurgence of big hair can save the world economy.
posted by roue at 7:31 AM on December 11, 2008

The gorilla was brilliant. Good to see him back.
posted by jquinby at 7:40 AM on December 11, 2008

Yes. This was cruel and awesome.
posted by Jofus at 8:03 AM on December 11, 2008

(Ooooooooh)
posted by BigLankyBastard at 8:14 AM on December 11, 2008 [1 favorite]

Let them know it's time to kill again....
posted by Pastabagel at 8:14 AM on December 11, 2008

Oh, great, now there's gonna be an excruciating American imitation.
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:22 AM on December 11, 2008

[For those who clicked in here to find out more before clicking directly on the mystery-meat link, there is auto-play video and audio.]
posted by trip and a half at 8:26 AM on December 11, 2008

Also: Sad Guys on Trading Floors
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:36 AM on December 11, 2008

Bleed American?
posted by owtytrof at 9:01 AM on December 11, 2008

I liked the gorilla better before he sold out.
posted by languagehat at 9:02 AM on December 11, 2008 [1 favorite]

I was expecting Robin Leech.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:32 AM on December 11, 2008

I'm still waiting for Bono to ride in on his unicorn and save us all.
posted by tinatiga at 10:56 AM on December 11, 2008

Not gonna happen. The Nuge shot the unicorn in the aorta with a 125 grain, 440C stainless steel, four blade broadhead, hacked the horn off with a bone saw, field dressed the beast in mythic time, and served the whole mess up for a massive Thanksgiving Day BBQ.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:15 AM on December 11, 2008 [1 favorite]

Chris Morris, is that you?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:50 AM on December 11, 2008

I like it.
posted by Number Used Once at 12:02 PM on December 11, 2008

I thought it was pretty funny. Blackly comical and a bit bleak, but why not laugh at the traders who've crushed our economy through their short sightedness?
posted by MythMaker at 12:20 PM on December 11, 2008

Bad taste as usual.
posted by johannahdeschanel at 1:00 PM on December 11, 2008

I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.
posted by Michael Roberts at 3:59 PM on December 11, 2008

When I was in college, I made up a song called Feed The Fish (Let Him Know It's Brine Shrimp Time!) as an answer song to this tune. And because my girlfriend's dorm suite had a pet fish.

It went viral down the hall and people sang Feed The Fish all Christmas long.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 4:31 PM on December 11, 2008