(Somewhat) Daily Meditations
January 14, 2009 10:57 AM Subscribe
Er, also known as "snow".
Man, I have to cut back on the caffeine.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:07 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Man, I have to cut back on the caffeine.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:07 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Snow falls on website
Mistaken for tiny bugs
Tea makes me nervous
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:10 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Mistaken for tiny bugs
Tea makes me nervous
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:10 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
"RELIEF"
I must be freaking.
Damn I am really freaking.
Err, wait; it's just snow.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:23 AM on January 14, 2009
I must be freaking.
Damn I am really freaking.
Err, wait; it's just snow.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:23 AM on January 14, 2009
"much like my penis"
is a fine internet meme
mind if i steal it?
posted by stubby phillips at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
is a fine internet meme
mind if i steal it?
posted by stubby phillips at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Dude, liking this site
Great post, cool links, outstanding
True haiku format
posted by sfts2 at 11:28 AM on January 14, 2009
Great post, cool links, outstanding
True haiku format
posted by sfts2 at 11:28 AM on January 14, 2009
funny haiku more
played than Chuck Norris jokes but
a few are funny
posted by DU at 11:38 AM on January 14, 2009
played than Chuck Norris jokes but
a few are funny
posted by DU at 11:38 AM on January 14, 2009
This is just to say
I ate the plums that were in
the baby's bedroom.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009
I ate the plums that were in
the baby's bedroom.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009
No wait--those were the
purple ovaries on the
plush uterus. *Choke*
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
purple ovaries on the
plush uterus. *Choke*
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
And there's Office Haiku: Poems Inspired by the Daily Grind.
posted by twsf at 11:46 AM on January 14, 2009
posted by twsf at 11:46 AM on January 14, 2009
indecent haiku
is down: database error.
Jeremy, my friend, call me.
posted by Freen at 11:53 AM on January 14, 2009
is down: database error.
Jeremy, my friend, call me.
posted by Freen at 11:53 AM on January 14, 2009
On Deskology
Desks are important to us -
It can't be more plane.
posted by swift at 11:58 AM on January 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
Desks are important to us -
It can't be more plane.
posted by swift at 11:58 AM on January 14, 2009 [2 favorites]
I think I'm to blame
For crashing this haiku site.
Metafilter kills.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:59 AM on January 14, 2009
For crashing this haiku site.
Metafilter kills.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:59 AM on January 14, 2009
Wait, those bugs were real!
Is the disease spreading
to other systems now?
halp.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:06 PM on January 14, 2009
Is the disease spreading
to other systems now?
halp.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:06 PM on January 14, 2009
syllaballistic
poet defenestration
system 17
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:18 PM on January 14, 2009
poet defenestration
system 17
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:18 PM on January 14, 2009
Why are we posting
in haiku format? Oh, crap,
I'm doing it, too.
posted by owtytrof at 12:36 PM on January 14, 2009
in haiku format? Oh, crap,
I'm doing it, too.
posted by owtytrof at 12:36 PM on January 14, 2009
goatse goatse
goatse goatse goatse
goatse goat
posted by Damn That Television at 1:14 PM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
goatse goatse goatse
goatse goat
posted by Damn That Television at 1:14 PM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]
Please do not make it
A Metafilter tagline:
Much like my penis
posted by found missing at 3:01 PM on January 14, 2009
A Metafilter tagline:
Much like my penis
posted by found missing at 3:01 PM on January 14, 2009
Reminds me of the A-Team of Haiku Bastards (self-link, since the original site is down and gone).
posted by Eideteker at 3:05 PM on January 14, 2009
posted by Eideteker at 3:05 PM on January 14, 2009
'Sup? You like haiku?
You haiku while you haiku.
I put it in you.
posted by xorry at 4:44 PM on January 14, 2009
You haiku while you haiku.
I put it in you.
posted by xorry at 4:44 PM on January 14, 2009
"NOTE TO SELF"
Thread has run its course
After twenty-four hours.
Try harder next time.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:05 AM on January 15, 2009
Thread has run its course
After twenty-four hours.
Try harder next time.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:05 AM on January 15, 2009
Indecent haiku
Is not indecent enough
fuck, shit, cock bollocks
posted by RegMcF at 12:52 AM on January 16, 2009
Is not indecent enough
fuck, shit, cock bollocks
posted by RegMcF at 12:52 AM on January 16, 2009
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