A real miracle bra!?

May 22, 2001 1:08 PM

A real miracle bra!? The device consists of two plastic domes, a microprocessor-controlled vacuum pump, and a sports bra to hold it all in place. The pump applies gentle suction, no more than the difference in atmospheric pressure between street level and the top of a tall building. Worn for ten hours a day for ten weeks, it increased the size of women's breasts by an average of 100 cubic centimeters, or approximately one cup size. The bra that keeps on giving.
posted by igloo (11 comments total)

Deja vu.
posted by quirked at 1:14 PM on May 22, 2001

Sounds like a Swedish titty pump to me.
posted by crackheadmatt at 1:23 PM on May 22, 2001

The bra that keeps on giving.

The post that keeps posting.
posted by ParisParamus at 1:25 PM on May 22, 2001

oops. sorry everyone. the one time I forget to look at the archives before posting....
posted by igloo at 1:27 PM on May 22, 2001

Everyone knows that breast enlargement hypnosis is the only real way to go.
posted by quirked at 1:29 PM on May 22, 2001

$2,300 to $2,500 for one cup size. That seems a bit expensive considering traditional augmentation costs around $5,000 dollars.
posted by nekkidbarrelman at 1:31 PM on May 22, 2001

Ladies, save your money.

If all you need is something to suck on your breasts, just ask.

*sprays binaca*
posted by bondcliff at 1:31 PM on May 22, 2001

for a lot less, i am more than willing to administer the necessary "gentle suction" :)
posted by nekkidbarrelman at 1:32 PM on May 22, 2001

Metafilter: Infantile like you read about.
posted by luser at 1:55 PM on May 22, 2001

Eww. I have visions of premature sagging through over-stretching. Count me out!
posted by emc at 1:14 AM on May 25, 2001

actually it should have a slight antisagging effect, in that it promotes cell growth, thus filling up any loose skin
posted by titboy at 7:45 AM on May 25, 2001