Not Your Mama's LOL Catz
February 7, 2009 3:37 PM Subscribe
The title says it all: Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves.
Another site in which the captions are generally unnecessary and often detract from the comedy.
The photos are killing me, though.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:57 PM on February 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
The photos are killing me, though.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:57 PM on February 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
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posted by fleetmouse at 3:59 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by fleetmouse at 3:59 PM on February 7, 2009
The very last picture (which I guess would be the first that was posted) makes me want to kill myself.
posted by Caduceus at 4:08 PM on February 7, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by Caduceus at 4:08 PM on February 7, 2009 [3 favorites]
In the same genre (humiliate your pet pal for fun and profit!) as Stuff on My Mutt and Stuff on My Cat.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 4:15 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 4:15 PM on February 7, 2009
These people don't deserve the companionship of a standard poodle, at all!! Or any pet, for that matter! What useless, ignorant buffoons! Oh my god, my blood is boiling. Those pictures make me feel quite violent, ugh.
posted by zarah at 4:16 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by zarah at 4:16 PM on February 7, 2009
I died a little after watching this video.
posted by rageagainsttherobots at 4:17 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by rageagainsttherobots at 4:17 PM on February 7, 2009
What the fuck is with the baby carriers? What's wrong with a leash?
posted by stavrogin at 4:35 PM on February 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by stavrogin at 4:35 PM on February 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
Man, there should be some kind of like pet-positive photos-of-pets website out there to balance out that site's negativity, and stuff.
posted by cortex at 4:39 PM on February 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex at 4:39 PM on February 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
Flagged for flagginess.
posted by humannaire at 4:47 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by humannaire at 4:47 PM on February 7, 2009
the one with christian bale and his dog was pretty hilarious.
posted by liza at 4:51 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by liza at 4:51 PM on February 7, 2009
OK, did anybody get to this one? Because this one had me doing that alternation of silence and tentative chuckling, while my brain tried to figure out if this was HILARIOUS, wretched or beyond all of that and somewhere in the region of Sublime.
posted by LMGM at 5:15 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by LMGM at 5:15 PM on February 7, 2009
These people don't deserve the companionship of a standard poodle, at all!!
Poor dog. Thankfully, these humans have just enough good sense not to pull this shit with their cats.
posted by embrangled at 5:23 PM on February 7, 2009
Poor dog. Thankfully, these humans have just enough good sense not to pull this shit with their cats.
posted by embrangled at 5:23 PM on February 7, 2009
The teenaged mutant ninja poodle is the first thing to confuse and surprise me like that in a very long time.
I can't even manage a W.T.F., because it borders too closely with awesome.
posted by flaterik at 6:21 PM on February 7, 2009
I can't even manage a W.T.F., because it borders too closely with awesome.
posted by flaterik at 6:21 PM on February 7, 2009
Man, there should be some kind of like pet-positive photos-of-pets website out there to balance out that site's negativity, and stuff.
Cute Overload
posted by fatbird at 6:26 PM on February 7, 2009
Cute Overload
posted by fatbird at 6:26 PM on February 7, 2009
Hey, I've seen that dude in the photo that LMGM linked! He hangs out in Central Park at the crazy rollerskating circle that goes on in the summer. Always with the little dog dressed as a clown and pushing a cart full of wacky stuff. Sometimes he wears a big mummu-like dress made of fake feathers. Dying your pet green is probably a pretty reliable sign of some sort of mental illness, but he really seems to love that little dog.
posted by otolith at 7:33 PM on February 7, 2009
posted by otolith at 7:33 PM on February 7, 2009
Cute Overload
I dunno, it looks a little too polished. I'm yearning for something more stripped down and vital. Maybe with a nice courier headmast.
posted by cortex at 7:43 PM on February 7, 2009
I dunno, it looks a little too polished. I'm yearning for something more stripped down and vital. Maybe with a nice courier headmast.
posted by cortex at 7:43 PM on February 7, 2009
Another site in which the captions are generally unnecessary and often detract from the comedy.
You're not wrong, AZ, but Fluffy deciding to classify herself as a delicate cotton is fucking hilarious.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:04 PM on February 7, 2009
You're not wrong, AZ, but Fluffy deciding to classify herself as a delicate cotton is fucking hilarious.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:04 PM on February 7, 2009
I dunno, it looks a little too polished. I'm yearning for something more stripped down and vital. Maybe with a nice courier headmast.
You're so needy. Here, look at this cat!
posted by stavrogin at 8:09 PM on February 7, 2009
You're so needy. Here, look at this cat!
posted by stavrogin at 8:09 PM on February 7, 2009
[*downer alert*]
I thought this might be serious before clicking through. I actually saw a cat once that I am pretty sure was trying to commit suicide. It was old, blind, and fairly lame, and its owner, who lived on the top floor of our 5-story apartment building, would occasionally let it out to roam the short halls and stairs up the center of our little building; not much to explore, but I guess better than the 300-sq-foot studio apartments that comprise this converted tenement. After venturing out, it would occasionally appear to get stuck having made it down the stairs but unable to get back up, and give up a sad blind muted howl. Other times it would make it part-way down some stairs and just stop there, standing, looking in no particular direction. That was its general state when we would see it, standing somewhere looking nowhere, motionless. One day we were coming home and it was crouched on a step above, appearing to look out between the rails towards us. As we watched, it edged forward, as if to make a jump; maybe it wasn't blind, I figured, or who knows, cats generally know what they're doing. But then it pushed off, just a bit, whacking into the bannister below, ricocheted off, and just missed falling straight down the narrow gap in the stairwell before landing on the steps below, not on its feet. Then it started up its mewling yowl again. At the time we were mostly like, what the hell? And went up to talk to the owner, who was well aware it was ailing but didn't wanted to put it down. But in retrospect, I think the cat, like most cats, knew what it was doing.
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posted by chortly at 8:55 PM on February 7, 2009
I thought this might be serious before clicking through. I actually saw a cat once that I am pretty sure was trying to commit suicide. It was old, blind, and fairly lame, and its owner, who lived on the top floor of our 5-story apartment building, would occasionally let it out to roam the short halls and stairs up the center of our little building; not much to explore, but I guess better than the 300-sq-foot studio apartments that comprise this converted tenement. After venturing out, it would occasionally appear to get stuck having made it down the stairs but unable to get back up, and give up a sad blind muted howl. Other times it would make it part-way down some stairs and just stop there, standing, looking in no particular direction. That was its general state when we would see it, standing somewhere looking nowhere, motionless. One day we were coming home and it was crouched on a step above, appearing to look out between the rails towards us. As we watched, it edged forward, as if to make a jump; maybe it wasn't blind, I figured, or who knows, cats generally know what they're doing. But then it pushed off, just a bit, whacking into the bannister below, ricocheted off, and just missed falling straight down the narrow gap in the stairwell before landing on the steps below, not on its feet. Then it started up its mewling yowl again. At the time we were mostly like, what the hell? And went up to talk to the owner, who was well aware it was ailing but didn't wanted to put it down. But in retrospect, I think the cat, like most cats, knew what it was doing.
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posted by chortly at 8:55 PM on February 7, 2009
Did anyone see Wall-E? That movie is so bad.
posted by parmanparman at 9:53 PM on February 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by parmanparman at 9:53 PM on February 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
parmanparman: do you know where you are? do you remember how you got here?
*aside* somebody schedule this guy for an MRI, he's confused.
posted by tehloki at 12:01 AM on February 8, 2009
*aside* somebody schedule this guy for an MRI, he's confused.
posted by tehloki at 12:01 AM on February 8, 2009
I'm pretty sure that I've seen this guy's questions on AskMe in the past.
Also: never seen Wall-E. Haven't read the book, either.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:10 AM on February 8, 2009
Also: never seen Wall-E. Haven't read the book, either.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:10 AM on February 8, 2009
Dressing your pet up in a costume is one thing... but grooming and tinting your animal to look like something else? That's just above and beyond crazy.
posted by kaudio at 6:52 AM on February 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by kaudio at 6:52 AM on February 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
oh man, that site is killing me.
I'm currently sitting in a cafe hunched over my laptop and people left and right think I'm shitfaced because I can't stop giggling.
posted by krautland at 6:54 AM on February 8, 2009
I'm currently sitting in a cafe hunched over my laptop and people left and right think I'm shitfaced because I can't stop giggling.
posted by krautland at 6:54 AM on February 8, 2009
The world would be better without many of these living beings here.
Just knowing it was possible is enough to satisfy quantum equations.
I died a little after watching this video.
Did anyone see Wall-E? That movie is so bad.
Drunk posting, or?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:14 AM on February 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
Just knowing it was possible is enough to satisfy quantum equations.
I died a little after watching this video.
Did anyone see Wall-E? That movie is so bad.
Drunk posting, or?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:14 AM on February 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
Man, there should be some kind of like pet-positive photos-of-pets website out there to balance out that site's negativity, and stuff.
Can't beat Dog of the Day, Cat of the Day, and Pet of the Day for new pet-positive photos and stories every day.
posted by ourroute at 9:03 AM on February 8, 2009
Can't beat Dog of the Day, Cat of the Day, and Pet of the Day for new pet-positive photos and stories every day.
posted by ourroute at 9:03 AM on February 8, 2009
From the judgmental looks that I get umpteen thousand times per day, I'd wager my cat would rather that I kill *my* self.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 4:39 PM on February 8, 2009
posted by grapefruitmoon at 4:39 PM on February 8, 2009
A much more gentle and sweet collection: Child and His Dog.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:59 AM on February 9, 2009
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:59 AM on February 9, 2009
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Just knowing it was possible is enough to satisfy quantum equations.
posted by Balisong at 3:46 PM on February 7, 2009